Who would win?

[-JiZ53-]

Who would win in a fight to the death. No weapons allowed


Here are the stats:

Donald Trump- 6'2" 190lbs 69 years old


Bernie Sanders- 5'8" weight unknown 74 years old

[TheRapingDragon]

The audience would win.

[Wayward Vagabond]

I feel like Bernie is covered in tattoos and is yoked as fuck

[Ohaider]

Feel the bernnn

[rushyrulz]

isn't it obvious?

[-JiZ53-]

I think trump is the obvious favorite. Bernie just seems feeble and gives off a limp wristed vibe. I'm not sure if he has that bloodthirsty drive required to win a fight to the death with someone who has a height and weight advantage. Trump, i think has some drive. He seems like the kind of person who thrives off of competition. He is definitely the favorite in this fight

[Deadlyx39]

Can't Stump the Trump.

[mrpreggers]

are these stats self-reported?

[Frank Munoz]

bernys weight is unknown because no one has been able to touch him.
how can trump fight what he cannot touch?

[botchi246]

Bernie Sanders looks like he could hit a fool. He would have to get in close because of he probably has shorter arms. That puts trump at an advantage. If they went to the ground, trump may be slower from being a tub of lard. Bernie might be better there if he was on top. Bernie may have stamina as well, or at least more than trump, so I think if Bernie takes his time and wears down trump, he will win.

[Trumpet63]

I would win this fight

[-JiZ53-]

Just so you guys know, this isnt about who's political opinions you like or dislike. This is an objective look at each candidate's physical ability. How anybody could choose bernie sanders in this match while still remaining objective is beyond me. The man is old and feeble. He has the posture of a stooped stork. He also doesnt have a fighting spirit. He's an old goofy hunchback from vermont. Trump would rip his pants off. Trump thrives off of ripping people apart. In this match up, i dont see how bernie would be able to handle a larger, younger, and more vigorous opponent. This is a no brainer guys. Keep your politics away from this poll

[MrGiggles]

let's widen it out a bit

i think trump could take any democratic or republican candidate down. he's like a shonen portagonist, all he has to do is want it badly enough and reality will reshape itself around him to make it so

[V-Ormix]

donald trumps bernie?

[Frank Munoz]

Originally Posted by -JiZ53-

Just so you guys know, this isnt about who's political opinions you like or dislike. This is an objective look at each candidate's physical ability. How anybody could choose bernie sanders in this match while still remaining objective is beyond me. The man is old and feeble. He has the posture of a stooped stork. He also doesnt have a fighting spirit. He's an old goofy hunchback from vermont. Trump would rip his pants off. Trump thrives off of ripping people apart. In this match up, i dont see how bernie would be able to handle a larger, younger, and more vigorous opponent. This is a no brainer guys. Keep your politics away from this poll

No one here has mentioned anything about their political views.

-trump is too dumb for his own good.
he may not even know how to kill aperson
-Bernie may know how to kill but he would most likely show mercy.

it's a stalemate\


trump is only 5 years younger than bernie so age is not a factor here.
they're both brittle.

Whether donald loves to 'rip people apart' financially is useless here.
he doesn't have the capacity to even learn any fighting styles either

I'm sure bernie has done some studying on trump, so it's safe to say he knows donalds weaknesses.

like his increased aggression against things he fears,
notable by his outlash against his ex wife in 1989.
though donald may still have lots of anger, he does not have the same strength as before.

this fight is not brawn against brain,
or brawn v brawn.

it's a matter of wits. and it's clear that only one of these contenders has them.

i'd say whoever starts breathing heavy first loses.
a good ol solar plexus punch would end either of them.
i'm willing to say bernie is also faster as well

$25 on sanders

[-JiZ53-]

Originally Posted by Frank Munoz

No one here has mentioned anything about their political views.

-trump is too dumb for his own good.
he may not even know how to kill aperson
-Bernie may know how to kill but he would most likely show mercy.

it's a stalemate\


trump is only 5 years younger than bernie so age is not a factor here.
they're both brittle.

Whether donald loves to 'rip people apart' financially is useless here.
he doesn't have the capacity to even learn any fighting styles either

I'm sure bernie has done some studying on trump, so it's safe to say he knows donalds weaknesses.

like his increased aggression against things he fears,
notable by his outlash against his ex wife in 1989.
though donald may still have lots of anger, he does not have the same strength as before.

this fight is not brawn against brain,
or brawn v brawn.

it's a matter of wits. and it's clear that only one of these contenders has them.

i'd say whoever starts breathing heavy first loses.
a good ol solar plexus punch would end either of them.
i'm willing to say bernie is also faster as well

$25 on sanders

You are clearly letting your political bias show through in your evaluation of the two contenders. There is no evidence that Bernie is any more intelligent or mentally capable than Trump; your post is pure conjecture. Your assertion that bernie is faster is a vonjecture as well. "Wits" arent really a factor in this no weapons allowed fight to the death, it's more about strength and reflex. Neither of them are trained fighters, it's kill or be killed. Your definition of wit seems to be: "having political opinions that i agree with"... And how would "increased aggression" be a weakness in this contest? This is about brute strength and the urge to kill. Trump clearly has the edge over bernie.

[botchi246]

why even post this thread if you are disrespecting people's opinion?

lock this dumbness

[Frank Munoz]

Originally Posted by -JiZ53-

Since when are wits a factor in a no weapons allowed fight to the death? Neither of them are trained fighters, it's kill or be killed. How would "increased aggression" be a weakness in this contest? This is about brute strength and the urge to kill. Trump clearly has the edge over bernie.

trump will trip over his untied shoes
bernie then goes in for the submission.

[-JiZ53-]

Originally Posted by botchi246

why even post this thread if you are disrespecting people's opinion?

lock this dumbness

Huh? That's an ironic post if i ever saw one. You dont have to post in this thread or even view it. Get out

Originally Posted by Frank Munoz

trump will trip over his untied shoes
bernie then goes in for the submission.

We cant really say exactly how it would go down, but we can look at both contestant's size and disposition. Trump plays golf a lot so we can assume he has at least a little bit of hand eye coordination. Bernie, i'm not so sure about. Sanders wears glasses and we dont know how bad his vision would be if his glasses were knocked off; he better be wearing contacts for the match. Really, trump would only have to sit on bernie and choke him out to win. Bernie is tiny compared to trump and i dont think he would have the strength to throw trump off.

[Frank Munoz]

trump has no muscles cause he an alien.
you think that toupee is real?

no, is an alien.
from north venus

i mean, any educated highschool stoodents know about the toupee aliens.
only way alien would win is by adopting bernies bald spot instead.

but here's the twist, bernies bald spot is also alien.
from the planet kepler.

again, a battle of wits