06-3-2004, 09:04 PM | #1 |
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Fortune cookies are hitting a new low.
The three that my parents and I got today said:
"You look pretty." "You will receive some good news in the mail." "A carrot a day may keep cancer away." |
06-3-2004, 09:06 PM | #2 |
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Wow, that is lame.
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06-3-2004, 09:27 PM | #3 |
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My fortune cookie said something good will happen to me on Thursday. My girlfriend broke up with me, my mom lost her job, but I did find a quarter.
Those damn fuckers are infallible. Mal
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06-3-2004, 09:31 PM | #4 |
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I found the best fortune cookie ever:
"Don't kid yourself. The people at the video store know exactly what you're renting." I laughed. |
06-3-2004, 09:34 PM | #5 |
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Jack Handey quotes should be printed on fortune cookies.
Confucious < Jack Handey.
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06-3-2004, 09:35 PM | #6 |
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The day I lost my virginity I got a fortune cookie that read "Something good will happen to you today" or something along those lines. That's the only time I've seen a good fortune out of a cookie.
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06-3-2004, 09:52 PM | #7 |
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I got one that said: "You like Chinese Food."
Something else, eh?
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06-4-2004, 01:53 AM | #9 |
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...they taste good.
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06-4-2004, 04:28 AM | #10 |
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...retards
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06-4-2004, 05:15 AM | #11 | |
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Nice post.
Well one of mine said "You will ask that certian someone out" or somthing.. But I couldn't find that certian someone =/
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06-4-2004, 06:36 AM | #13 |
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Adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages unlocks their true meaning.
"Take a trip with a friend." "You are skilled and talented." "Your ability to love will help a child in need." "A loved one will soon happily re-enter your life." Those are all fortune cookie messages that I've got in my wallet. I keep them from when I go to Panda Express to get my lovely Orange Chicken. I have more if you want to hear them, too.
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Fortune cookies are teh suck at telling fortunes OBVIOUSLY. When I go to chinese bouffet I steal like 20 of them just to eat and laugh at the fortunes. |
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06-4-2004, 09:58 AM | #16 | |
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I dunno.. my friend got a fortune cookie that said "You will get some new clothes".
I think I'll go to the bulk food store and load up on fortune cookies.
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06-4-2004, 07:06 PM | #18 | |
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06-4-2004, 07:49 PM | #19 |
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WHOA. You mean there are actual messages inside the Fortune Cookies? Holy crap. All this time I have just been eating them....
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