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Old 06-3-2004, 09:04 PM   #1
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Default Fortune cookies are hitting a new low.

The three that my parents and I got today said:

"You look pretty."

"You will receive some good news in the mail."

"A carrot a day may keep cancer away."
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Old 06-3-2004, 09:06 PM   #2
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Wow, that is lame.
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Old 06-3-2004, 09:27 PM   #3
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My fortune cookie said something good will happen to me on Thursday. My girlfriend broke up with me, my mom lost her job, but I did find a quarter.

Those damn fuckers are infallible.

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Old 06-3-2004, 09:31 PM   #4
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I found the best fortune cookie ever:

"Don't kid yourself. The people at the video store know exactly what you're renting."

I laughed.
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Old 06-3-2004, 09:34 PM   #5
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Jack Handey quotes should be printed on fortune cookies.

Confucious < Jack Handey.
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Old 06-3-2004, 09:35 PM   #6
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The day I lost my virginity I got a fortune cookie that read "Something good will happen to you today" or something along those lines. That's the only time I've seen a good fortune out of a cookie.

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Old 06-3-2004, 09:52 PM   #7
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I got one that said: "You like Chinese Food."

Something else, eh?
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Old 06-3-2004, 09:54 PM   #8
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I got one that said: "You like Chinese Food."
Omg, it's like they can read your mind.
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Old 06-4-2004, 01:53 AM   #9
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...they taste good.
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Old 06-4-2004, 04:28 AM   #10
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Old 06-4-2004, 05:15 AM   #11
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Nice post.

Well one of mine said "You will ask that certian someone out" or somthing..

But I couldn't find that certian someone =/
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Old 06-4-2004, 05:36 AM   #12
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"Don't kid yourself. The people at the video store know exactly what you're renting."
Holy CRAP XD

Dude you should've saved it and taken a picture of it
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Old 06-4-2004, 06:36 AM   #13
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Adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages unlocks their true meaning.

"Take a trip with a friend."

"You are skilled and talented."

"Your ability to love will help a child in need."

"A loved one will soon happily re-enter your life."

Those are all fortune cookie messages that I've got in my wallet. I keep them from when I go to Panda Express to get my lovely Orange Chicken. I have more if you want to hear them, too.
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Old 06-4-2004, 06:44 AM   #14
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I keep them from when I go to Panda Express to get my lovely Orange Chicken
You RULE
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Old 06-4-2004, 06:48 AM   #15
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Fortune cookies are teh suck at telling fortunes OBVIOUSLY. When I go to chinese bouffet I steal like 20 of them just to eat and laugh at the fortunes.
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Old 06-4-2004, 09:58 AM   #16
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I dunno.. my friend got a fortune cookie that said "You will get some new clothes".

I think I'll go to the bulk food store and load up on fortune cookies.
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Old 06-4-2004, 01:52 PM   #17
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I keep them from when I go to Panda Express to get my lovely Orange Chicken
You RULE
Panda Express' Orange Chicken = Ambrosia of the Gods
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Old 06-4-2004, 07:06 PM   #18
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Adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages unlocks their true meaning.
I thought you were supposed to add "on the toilet" to the end. At least, that's what I've always been told.

"You will have an experience like never before...on the toilet"
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Old 06-4-2004, 07:49 PM   #19
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WHOA. You mean there are actual messages inside the Fortune Cookies? Holy crap. All this time I have just been eating them....
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