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Old 08-14-2007, 03:25 PM   #21
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Default Re: Useless talents.

Most of you are exceptionally talented at pissing me off.

That's useless, right?
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:38 PM   #22
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Default Re: Useless talents.

mine include:

1.)landing a triple kickflip 90% of the time
2.)beat boxing
3.)supreme at cooking
4.)being able to walk on my hand for over 500ft
5.)i can mimic anyones voice
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:40 PM   #23
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Default Re: Useless talents.

I'm able to attach a pencil to my finger palm, without stick, lubricates, glue, or magic. I don't know what's wrong with me....

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Old 08-14-2007, 03:50 PM   #24
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Most of you are exceptionally talented at pissing me off.

That's useless, right?

Either I have a natrual affinity for pissing you and Guido off, or you two might have disliked me from the start. I'm not going to question it, though. I just try to stay clear.
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"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


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"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

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Old 08-14-2007, 04:30 PM   #25
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One of my ex's friends could queef on command O_O
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:32 PM   #26
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One of my ex's friends could queef on command O_O
Hahaha, that's a great talent.
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"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
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changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


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"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

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"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:01 PM   #27
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Default Re: Useless talents.

I can make a pig noise in my throat.
Wiggle my ears.

That's about it.


Edit: Oh yeah, and FFR... because my hand-eye coordination has improved significantly.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:02 PM   #28
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I can put my penis down to my knees.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:03 PM   #29
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I can put my penis down to my knees.
How is that?
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
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changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


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"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

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Old 08-14-2007, 05:04 PM   #30
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How is that?
I was kidding.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:09 PM   #31
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:10 PM   #32
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FFR isn't really useless ... gets your hand-eye coordination up which helps with playing musical instruments and such.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:18 PM   #33
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FFR isn't really useless ... gets your hand-eye coordination up which helps with playing musical instruments and such.
I don't find that it helps my hand-eye coordination, and it certainly doesn't help me play instruments. For piano, I have to use my Chopin and Hanon, and Czerny books, and for guitar and bass I need to practice licks. FFR doesn't even help me type.
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
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Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:32 PM   #34
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I don't find that it helps my hand-eye coordination, and it certainly doesn't help me play instruments. For piano, I have to use my Chopin and Hanon, and Czerny books, and for guitar and bass I need to practice licks. FFR doesn't even help me type.
FFR only helps me type and get better at DDR.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:37 PM   #35
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Well, I play Clarinet in band, and I can control my fingers much easier because I can move them faster now.

But then again, maybe I'm giving FFR too much credit. Practice does help. =\
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:41 PM   #36
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I know math... That's pretty useless right?
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:43 PM   #37
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1. being good at ffr lol it has absolutely no value in life =]
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:16 PM   #38
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i can change my voice from

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Old 08-15-2007, 01:53 AM   #39
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I haven't really improved at clarinet because of arrow games. My timing is miles better than anyone else in band, but playing arrow games just leads to lack of practice in other things.

Also, whoever said running long distances is a useless talent is not correct lol. That is a very useful skill.
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:56 AM   #40
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1,4,and 7
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