Birthday Spon Con

**XelNya** · 07-30-2013, 06:13 AM

Forgive me if this is in the wrong forum section.

The task is rather simple. All you have to do is write a rap where the subject is cats / kittens.

You all have until I get home from work to submit your raps.

Prize pot: 100,000 Credits split as such:

The one that makes me laugh the most wins 50k
The runner up gets 35k
The 3rd place gets 15k

**reuben_tate** · 07-30-2013, 06:37 AM

Not meant to be taken seriously of course, happy birthday!

Zapmeister · 07-30-2013, 01:24 PM

the cat
sat
on a mat
with a bat
which was fat
and a rat
wearing a hat
i can't think of anything else rhyming with that
i really hate it when a rap doesn't end the way i think it kittens

**mrpreggers** · 07-30-2013, 01:56 PM

"DJ Scratching Post and MC Meowmix present 'Kitty Hip-hop Rap.' This hip kitty is on the mic, flowin’ to Sugar Hill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight. 'You know I love you,' he sings. 'Wanna show you how much so I left a dead bird on the kitchen hutch.' This pussy’s raw!"

07-30-2013, 03:26 PM

Ok this turned out more like a poem than a rap, but oh well.

Have a cat for dat bat
Let the flufster kiss at
The salty taste of salmon on a flat
Dribble exhibit of uncanny curiosity
Locked and frozen in a display of priceless furiosity
A whip of the fresh salty goodness slapah's from the tail
The cat strikes forth injecting a nail
Fishy went nutty and cat went fuck you
The bish's fate was long sealed, boobs
Cat has sex and fishy lay egg
Catfish is born and swims and all day
Seeks up a Makicarp, steals his crown, and darts away,
Catfish look back and flips a finger,
Unaware at where he began to linger,
Goldeen stabbed catfish with it's prick of a horn,
Catfish dies, crown falls down, none to mourn,
Neptune feels something fall on his bald head,
Shiny crown attracted sea marketers, who burdened him, and threw it on a ledge
Crown falls down, cat gets fitted, hisses and runs,
shop owner yells, cat had no mon,
Later cat feeds at the sea he once scored,
Surfaced was a dead catfish who looked to be gored,
Cat remembers baby and drags it to shore,
Put it's baby in the crown,
suddenly god comes stirring down,
God does finger dance,
Cat looked stuck in a trance,
Catfish revived, jumps back into sea,
God says, "Cat, Thanks. Go away."
Cat left, Crown sitting by sea, ok.
God Takes crown and sticks it around his thigh,
God takes off,
Just another day of the cats busy life.

**XelNya** · 07-31-2013, 04:05 AM

1st: Zap
2nd Benguin
3rd Godnick

Prizes are sent.

07-31-2013, 05:22 PM

Yussss, ty! It could of turned out a little funnier, but oh well. Chachingaxingananairopanda

07-30-2013, 06:13 AM	#1
XelNya [Nobody liked that.] Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,358	Birthday Spon Con Forgive me if this is in the wrong forum section. The task is rather simple. All you have to do is write a rap where the subject is cats / kittens. You all have until I get home from work to submit your raps. Prize pot: 100,000 Credits split as such: The one that makes me laugh the most wins 50k The runner up gets 35k The 3rd place gets 15k

07-30-2013, 01:24 PM	#3
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: Birthday Spon Con the cat sat on a mat with a bat which was fat and a rat wearing a hat i can't think of anything else rhyming with that i really hate it when a rap doesn't end the way i think it kittens __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

07-30-2013, 01:56 PM	#4
mrpreggers D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Feb 2011 Age: 29 Posts: 3,391	Re: Birthday Spon Con "DJ Scratching Post and MC Meowmix present 'Kitty Hip-hop Rap.' This hip kitty is on the mic, flowin’ to Sugar Hill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight. 'You know I love you,' he sings. 'Wanna show you how much so I left a dead bird on the kitchen hutch.' This pussy’s raw!" __________________

07-30-2013, 03:26 PM	#5
Godnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Birthday Spon Con Ok this turned out more like a poem than a rap, but oh well. Have a cat for dat bat Let the flufster kiss at The salty taste of salmon on a flat Dribble exhibit of uncanny curiosity Locked and frozen in a display of priceless furiosity A whip of the fresh salty goodness slapah's from the tail The cat strikes forth injecting a nail Fishy went nutty and cat went fuck you The bish's fate was long sealed, boobs Cat has sex and fishy lay egg Catfish is born and swims and all day Seeks up a Makicarp, steals his crown, and darts away, Catfish look back and flips a finger, Unaware at where he began to linger, Goldeen stabbed catfish with it's prick of a horn, Catfish dies, crown falls down, none to mourn, Neptune feels something fall on his bald head, Shiny crown attracted sea marketers, who burdened him, and threw it on a ledge Crown falls down, cat gets fitted, hisses and runs, shop owner yells, cat had no mon, Later cat feeds at the sea he once scored, Surfaced was a dead catfish who looked to be gored, Cat remembers baby and drags it to shore, Put it's baby in the crown, suddenly god comes stirring down, God does finger dance, Cat looked stuck in a trance, Catfish revived, jumps back into sea, God says, "Cat, Thanks. Go away." Cat left, Crown sitting by sea, ok. God Takes crown and sticks it around his thigh, God takes off, Just another day of the cats busy life.

07-31-2013, 04:05 AM	#6
XelNya [Nobody liked that.] Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,358	Re: Birthday Spon Con 1st: Zap 2nd Benguin 3rd Godnick Prizes are sent. Last edited by XelNya; 07-31-2013 at 04:07 AM..

07-31-2013, 05:22 PM	#7
Godnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Birthday Spon Con Yussss, ty! It could of turned out a little funnier, but oh well. Chachingaxingananairopanda

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