Ask me anything

[Mr.Burner]

Yeah,Pretty much ask me whatever the hell you want

[TheRapingDragon]

You joined 7 months ago but only really started posting at the end of July and have 25 posts. Are you active in the chat? I just can't understand what could possibly be asked? It would be like me going up to a stranger in the street and saying 'hey, buddy, hey, can I ask you some questions?'

Anyone who says 'yes' in response to that is in desperate need of a hug. Is that why you've made this thread, do you need a hug?

Also, not a question but I find your signature obnoxious with the alternative rhythm each picture is showing. It hurts my eyes and saddens my inner metronome.

[Mr.Burner]

I don't know,How many times do you poop in a day.

I'd answer that

7.

[Mr.Burner]

It is an ask me anything,You can ask what games I like,what TV shows I watch etc.

[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a duck, a goose, a fake rubber duck, and a fake rubber goose. You're holding 10d 10c and the flop is Qs Qh 7c. The tiger is staring intently at both ducks with a grin on its face, wags its tail around a bit, and aggressively bets 3/4 of the pot. The duck and goose both fold. The fake rubber duck and goose both hesitantly call while not showing any emotion at all because they're fake. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How long do you think it would take you to teach a dog to become proficient at playing the drums?

Do you have any dogecoins?

If you dug a hole downwards that went straight through the middle of the Earth all the way to the point directly opposite you on the planet, and jumped into it, how long do you think it would take you to make it out the other side?

[Mr.Burner]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a duck, a goose, a fake rubber duck, and a fake rubber goose. You're holding 10d 10c and the flop is Qs Qh 7c. The tiger is staring intently at both ducks with a grin on its face, wags its tail around a bit, and aggressively bets 3/4 of the pot. The duck and goose both fold. The fake rubber duck and goose both hesitantly call while not showing any emotion at all because they're fake. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How long do you think it would take you to teach a dog to become proficient at playing the drums?

Do you have any dogecoins?

If you dug a hole downwards that went straight through the middle of the Earth all the way to the point directly opposite you on the planet, and jumped into it, how long do you think it would take you to make it out the other side?

1)I'd run screaming

2)I'd say a year or two

3)Nope.

4)I'd die before I even land