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Omeganitros · 06-15-2004, 10:52 AM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

One went to the moon, and the other f***ed kids!

Jam930 · 06-15-2004, 11:07 AM

and then...?

Omeganitros · 06-15-2004, 11:33 AM

And then they had a family reunion in Canada.

QreepyBORIS · 06-15-2004, 12:33 PM

This was probably said earlier. But here goes:

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne doesnt come on a guy's face until he is 13.

Eww.

Laharl · 06-15-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omeganitros

And then they had a family reunion in Canada.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I hope I'm not the only one that gets that. I'm seriously laughing so hard, my ribs hurt.

Verruckter · 06-15-2004, 12:47 PM

What does it take to scare a whole country and make them live in a world of paranoia?

A razorblade!

spiffay · 06-15-2004, 08:50 PM

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Bacause then they'd be bay-gulls! ((bagels))

and of course my favourite one, courtesy of the WB's Superstar USA:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You suck."

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-15-2004, 08:58 PM

How do you make Jam930 seem a tiny bit intelligent?

Paste a picture of Albert Einstein to her face.

neodarkmagicianking · 06-17-2004, 01:30 PM

good joke:
Make some jokes ..
Here's one: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Another:A blonde, a burnette and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles from civilization. The burnette swims to civilization as does the redhead. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired and swims all the way back to the island to rest.

Jam930 · 06-17-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lupin_the_3rd

How do you make Jam930 seem a tiny bit intelligent?

Paste a picture of Albert Einstein to her face.

You're stupid. =D

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-17-2004, 09:29 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

- Your mom.

evilbutterfly · 06-17-2004, 09:33 PM

how do you take over the USA?

put subliminal messages in DDR.

uhoh

neodarkmagicianking · 06-18-2004, 10:45 AM

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

neodarkmagicianking · 06-18-2004, 10:47 AM

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The redhead swims to civilization, as does the brunette. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired, and swims all of the way back to the island to rest.

06-15-2004, 11:07 AM	#62
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	and then...? __________________ -Jamie

06-15-2004, 12:33 PM	#64
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 33 Posts: 7,454	This was probably said earlier. But here goes: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesnt come on a guy's face until he is 13. Eww. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-15-2004, 12:47 PM	#66
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	What does it take to scare a whole country and make them live in a world of paranoia? A razorblade! __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-17-2004, 01:30 PM	#69
neodarkmagicianking FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: US Posts: 53	jokes jokes, good joke: Make some jokes .. Here's one: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Another:A blonde, a burnette and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles from civilization. The burnette swims to civilization as does the redhead. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired and swims all the way back to the island to rest.

06-17-2004, 09:33 PM	#72
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	how do you take over the USA? put subliminal messages in DDR. uhoh __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-15-2004, 10:52 AM	#61
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? One went to the moon, and the other f***ed kids!

06-15-2004, 11:33 AM	#63
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	And then they had a family reunion in Canada.

06-15-2004, 08:50 PM	#67
spiffay FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4	Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Bacause then they'd be bay-gulls! ((bagels)) and of course my favourite one, courtesy of the WB's Superstar USA: "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "You suck."

06-15-2004, 08:58 PM	#68
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	How do you make Jam930 seem a tiny bit intelligent? Paste a picture of Albert Einstein to her face.

06-17-2004, 09:29 PM	#71
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Why did the chicken cross the road? - Your mom.

06-18-2004, 10:45 AM	#73
neodarkmagicianking FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: US Posts: 53	Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

06-18-2004, 10:47 AM	#74
neodarkmagicianking FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: US Posts: 53	A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The redhead swims to civilization, as does the brunette. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired, and swims all of the way back to the island to rest.

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