TWG Turbo XXVI - Kiss and Kill - GAME THREAD

[Precarious]

This was an interesting hour. Good luck with the rest of the game. I'll return in full sometime soon hopefully.

[ShadoWolfe]

Official Votecount (through #658):


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Precarious

^--- (3) --- the sun fan, mellon_collie, Funnygurl555

unvote

^--- (1) --- roundbox

Not Voting

^--- (1) --- flashflash account, Precarious

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[ShadoWolfe]

Precarious has been lynched.

Upon rifling through his pockets, the hangman announces:

Precarious was Vanilla Townie!

[ShadoWolfe]

Day has ended. It is now Night 2. Night 2 will end in approximately 11 hours and 35 minutes, at 9AM server time.

[ShadoWolfe]

In the night...

the sun fan was walking along, enjoying a merry stroll and flourishing the pinky. All the while, unbeknownst to him, a deranged hooker was watching from the shadows.

This SFW prostitute looked on in such maniacal amusement that she couldn't stop her deepest, innermost thoughts regarding the situation from escaping her lips...

..."Chicka, chicka, chicka, the sun fan, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though...

"ok, yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose", she thought to herself as she decided to walk away and leave this poor man alone.

Unfortunately, the sun fan had already heard part of her rant, and he couldn't help his inquisitive nature from pushing him towards to the source of the sound. "A desire to investigate, that's all", he thought, "what's the worst that could happen"?

Just as the kisser-for-hire turned to walk away, the sun fan rounded the corner and stopped her with a , "HEY, I saw you watching me! Are you a stalker? I'm calling the police!"

Before he even knew what hit him, he fell, dead in a heap on the floor with another fang from the deceased werewolf sticking out, right between his eyes.



Upon investigating, the new interim police officers concluded...

the sun fan was Vanilla Townie!

Day 2 has now begun. Day 2 will end in approximately 12 hours, at 9PM server time today, 04/16/19.

[roundbox]

I am gunsmith
I have gunned flashflash

[roundbox]

10/10 story BTW shado

[roundbox]

If FFA is wolfing here, well done, you've won.
Pretty sure sunfan dies over FFA here because of ffa's seldom unpredictability.

[mellon_collie]

why did you give it to flash flash again O_O

he was basically forced to shoot star after that counterclaim. I get why people are clearing him for shooting a wolf, but it would have looked pretty fucking bad on him if he hadn't done it, so I don't know how much it really means in the long term. They could have been hoping for a God move where AFK Freezin didn't counter at all

[Funnygurl555]

so why would you ever claim here roundbox

[Funnygurl555]

roundbox for emphasis btw.

im the gunsmith. i gave the gun to sunfan.

[Funnygurl555]

... this is anti-climatic

y'all i'm shaking rn lmao let's do this shit

[Funnygurl555]

actually wait fuck my claim seems less believable since sunfan is dead huh

guys

[roundbox]

Shoot FG, lynch me if I'm lying
Game is auto

[roundbox]

Fg only makes this cc if she blocked me

[roundbox]

funnygurl

[Funnygurl555]

ok roundbox wants to fight

[Funnygurl555]

y'all ofc he's gonna fake claim here he was likely to be lynched this phase

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by roundbox

Fg only makes this cc if she blocked me

For the record: I was not informed I was blocked.

Scratch the word "only" out of the statement I made in my quote. If she didn't block me, FG is just going all in on me because she might not be able to build a case on raeko and seems to be stepping far away from FFA.

FFA, if you're here and have the gun successfully, shoot FG plz

I'm also claiming gunsmith because it's final 4; why wouldn't I?

[Funnygurl555]

that's so convenient "if you dont have the gun she blocked you"

why didnt i just nk you tf