Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[_Stepdude_]

Originally Posted by gnr61

I drop my auction paddle.

My gf is drunk and is in the mood for kinky sexgames, so she starts slapping me with the paddle.. But never stops.


I drop my teeth

[rushyrulz]

I pick up the teeth and realize that I had just stumbled upon the most amazing set of chompers the world hath ever seen. So in an attempt to claim these beautiful pearly whites for my own, I rip out all my existing teeth and die from excessive blood loss before I could replace them.

I drop my gameboy color.

[NatsumiTheLucario]

I pick up the Gameboy color, only to play some of the worst games known to man that drove myself to insanity, which lead me to falling off a convenient cliff.

In the process, I dropped my 2-liter soda of Mountain Dew.

[Crashfan3]

^ oh god that avatar is going to haunt me in my sleep ************kkk

So there I am, lying in the sand, bleeding to death, when some blessed soul drops a two-liter of Mountain Dew. Yes, glorious elixir of life!~ I absorb the Mountain Dew through my open wounds which not only gives my body full restoration, but also a few superpowers. Eventually I end up flying around the city, when my cellphone rings. It's that girl I've been trying to get with for some time! We talk for about an hour and I get so engrossed in the conversation that I stop paying attention to where I'm flying... and I end up getting sucked into a jet engine. My body is completely destroyed, but for some reason, a small silver cross falls down to earth and lands in the middle of a street.

tl;dr: Mountain Dew gives me superpowers, but I inadvertently fly into a jet engine and drop a small silver cross

[Kokonoe Rin]

I pick up the cross and put it on my necklace next to my gold cross unfortunately wearing two cross is blasphemous or at least that's what those radical Christians down the block told me before one of them threw a brick at me hitting me in the head and killing me.

I drop a Gram of some White widow.

[PrawnSkunk]

Originally Posted by Kokonoe Rin

I pick up the cross and put it on my necklace next to my gold cross unfortunately wearing two cross is blasphemous or at least that's what those radical Christians down the block told me before one of them threw a brick at me hitting me in the head and killing me.

I drop a Gram of some White widow.

I sell some, buy several boxes of paper clips, clip them together and hang myself on a noose of paperclips.

I drop a rape axe

[3lijah]

the rape axe comes to life and sheers my asshole in pieces, making me bleed to death.

I drop a condom.

[Emithith]

I take the condom, knowing why it's used. I the excitement of putting it on, I accidentally snap my boner. The cock turns blue, and explodes from blood pressure trying to get in. I die of hemorrhaging, and heart trauma.

I drop the bass

[John Titor]

The bass killed me

I dropped a time machine

[reuben_tate]

I go into the time machine. I end up creating a paradox where my future self decided to kill me.

I drop an empty gallon of milk.

[CammyGoesRawr]

Being the serial killer I am, I conveniently carve up the empty gallon of milk so that it has sharp spiked edges on one end. After carving the milk gallon, I store it in the freezer until it's, well, frozen. Once it's frozen solid, enough to stab someone, i walk into my brother's room at 3:30 in the morning, in my attempt to give him a Winnipeg Handshake. (slang term for thrusting a sharp object into someone, fatally stabbing them. The term originated from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, as one would break a beer bottle and thrust it at someone in an attempt to stab them.) I open my brother's room door, but to my surprise, he was already at the door, about to go take a piss. I lunge forward at him, but he cleverly evades my attack to my side, and i fall forward onto my jagged-edged milk gallon, penetrating my neck. To be specific, my jugular. I suffer a quick death from massive blood loss.

From my other hand, I drop a slice of cheese toast.

[MasterOfTheTaco]

I choke on it.

I drop my massive biceps

[TC_Halogen]

Unsure of the reasoning behind the dismemberment of the arms, I pick them up and sprint away from the scene as quickly as possible, hoping nobody sees me. As I continue to charge north, I realize that I have picked up loose arms, and begin to go manic. In an effort to relieve the mental anguish, I begin to swing the biceps towards my head, and incapacitate myself, with my body landing in a nearby highway. A blue Toyota attempts to swerve around the fallen biceps a few feet away from me and runs me over, crushing me to death.

A platinum trumpet piston emerges from my right pocket.

[reuben_tate]

I walk out the front door and notice a dead body in the middle of the street. I stop and think for a moment as I notice that this person looks like the same person that stole my trumpet earlier. The day before however, the trumpet was returned, but one of the pistons was missing. I finally notice the piston peeking out of the dead person's body. Out of excitement, I dart into the street, snatch the piston and run into the solitary confines of my bedroom. Since I haven't been able to play my trumpet for awhile due to the missing piston, I compensate the silence by playing the trumpet as loud as I can. The next door neighbor happens to be a clarinet player and is annoyed by my obnoxious trumpet playing. Our bedrooms our opposite of each other and the clarinet player uses this to his advantage. He grasps his clarinet with a firm spear-like grip and heaves it out of his window. To my misfortune, both of our windows were open and the clarinet exited his window and entered mine. The clarinet, still gliding through the air, pierces through my neck. I die instantly. As I fell to the ground, I knocked over my music stand, which caused sheet music to fall to the floor. Sheet music with only 128th note trills.

tl;dr I got the piston, played too loudly, and irritated the clarinet player enough to throw clarinet into my neck. I drop sheet music with only 128th trills.