Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[TC_Halogen]

(This game has made for some absolutely hilarious reads. Awesome idea!)

I ask the Microsoft Paperclip to search for an instance of Microsoft Papercllip searching for an instance of itself infinitely until my computer explodes, causing me to drop a red plastic cup.

[iironiic]

Dude... this one time I went to this party and for some odd ****ing reason they were missin' only one red cup for our ballin' beer pong game. Shit just got real when I went on the streets and picked up this shitty looking red cup. Note I had a few shots at the time (idk let's say ~20). I went back in the house, triumphantly raising my hand with the red cup screaming "LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!" Pouring dem shots in da cups, we were havin' a blast! My partner was terrible and we kept chuggin' dem shots like it's nothing. But ****... I wasn't feeling so good.... I don't even...

Later that morning, police authorities have pronounced the user iironiic dead from irresponsible consumption of alcohol and insanitary consumption. Seems like he dropped his wallet with user identification and some cash that night.

EDIT: FFFFFF let me think again.

EDIT2: Oh... nvm... idk why I like it's post was deleted hahaha

[I like it]

I deleted it because yours was way more epic.

[nois-or-e]

After finding willys ID and wallet, I assume his identity and proceed to go to the casino and run up a few new lines of credit with some questionable characters.
After a night of drinks, chips and fine-ass women, I find myself in an enclosed and out of the way high-rollers room.

The game is russian roulette.

I drop my can of deodorant. Lynx 'excite' to be exact.

[x_lambourghini_x]

I spray myself with lots of Lynx Excite deodorant. I walk outside and notice a building is burning down. After noticing this, I go into the building to rescue some people without realizing I was wearing the deodorant where I burst into flame. This is where the police and firefighters found that I had dropped a pair of running shoes.

[rushyrulz]

I picked up the shoes and didn't know that they had originally belonged to the famous baseball player "Sweet Feet" Livingston. When I heard the police sirens I ran as fast as I could and threw them off a bridge, hitting some random kid named Stanley Yelnats who went to the same camp as me where we just dug holes. I died because I ran out into the desert searching for a way out.

I dropped my jar of 100 year old peach preserves I cleverly named "sploosh."
As seen on: Holes

[vantilburg]

Sploosh betrayed me. I don't like to go into details. It haunts me every time.

Speaking of haunting, I dropped your future ghost.

[MarioNintendo]

After meeting up with myself (but dead lol), I ask how I did die. My ghost says the answer and it is so traumatizing that I die instantaneously of a cardiac arrest.

I drop a flashlight.

[Emithith]

Originally Posted by rushyrulz

I picked up the shoes and didn't know that they had originally belonged to the famous baseball player "Sweet Feet" Livingston. When I heard the police sirens I ran as fast as I could and threw them off a bridge, hitting some random kid named Stanley Yelnats who went to the same camp as me where we just dug holes. I died because I ran out into the desert searching for a way out.

I dropped my jar of 100 year old peach preserves I cleverly named "sploosh."
As seen on: Holes

Dude, I read DROPPED OFF a bridge and was like holy crap I know what he's talking about!!

(TPDNC)

edit: master q I was expecting mauled by wild Zubats.. xD

[master q60]

Originally Posted by MarioNintendo

After meeting up with myself (but dead lol), I ask how I did die. My ghost says the answer and it is so traumatizing that I die instantaneously of a cardiac arrest.

I drop a flashlight.

I grap the flashlight and decide to go into a dark cave when I realize the damn batteries are dead and I can't find my way back and fall to my doom on some spikes. I drop a rubik's cube...

[Thatskier]

I replace the stickers on the rubix's cube and bet some smart asian he cant solve it, he will then proceed to kill me in nerd rage of not solving it.

I drop a golf club labeled "Belongs to Tiger Woods" on it.

[EnR]

I wake up from an amazing nap, turn on the lights and realize someone has fallen into my spike pit of death. I find a rubix cube and start trying to figure it out. I spend all of my time on the damn thing, I haven't ate or drank for days, I begin throwing up blood and later on die of starvation. Just before I died I dropped my carton of chocolate milk.

****, ruined my story -.-

EDIT:

I go over to my asian's friends house and he tells me some retard left his gold club there, he hands me the club and I then realize the markings on the side. The club belonged to Tiger Woods. I begin playing golf with it, realizing it was the club and not Tiger himself. I begin winning everything. I'm wealthy, I'm a household name. I begin to let the money take a hold of me, I take out my Lamborghini Reventon and hit it's top speed of 217MPH on the German Autobahn, the right rear tire lets go and I spin out of control into the guard rail, the car explodes into a ball of flames, killing me instantly. The only thing left from the wreckage was my new born child in the passenger seat.

If you don't get it, I dropped a baby, aha.

[Kokonoe Rin]

excited that I may have just found the child I always wanted but could never have I carefully pick him up and begin to walk back home. Upon getting home the baby begins to cry, it didn't take long to find out he needed changing. As I'm changing the baby (yes I have diapers at my house don't judge me) fate would have it he pees RIGHT in my eye I stumble backwards in pain and fall down an inconstantly placed flight of stairs (the spiral kind) as you can imagine I broke my neck and died

I drop a rare limited edition rainbow island togepi card (rainbow island cards were the ones holographic on the outside)

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

I take the card and cut all over myself bleeding to death from paper cuts. Crying because I'm getting owned by togepi.

I drop a Microphone.

[~kitty~]

I sit down on the microphone naked, accidentally making it slip into my anus and turning it on. The sounds coming out of the amplifier explodes my eardrums and vibrates the microphone that was rammed inside of my rectum and explodes my colons and I die from blood loss, and I drop a serta mattress.

[pmonibuv1]

I sleep on the mattress......... Forever.

I drop poison. (So many ways to die. Don't waste it.)

[Tyson ultima]

I am walking merrily on my way home and trip over a rock falling in a face full of the poison slowly ingesting it having my insides melt.

I dropped Mr. Rubix

[Crashfan3]

"Oh hey Rubix? Wanna go get some cheeseburgers? Awesome, let's do it!"

Little did I know that Rubix's unparalleled competitiveness led us to starting an impromptu eating contest at the local Burger King. Rubix and I were both nearly at our breaking point. Both of us had eaten 17 cheeseburgers. Out of the corner of my eye I notice Rubix begins to put his half-eaten 18th cheeseburger down and I let out a premature cheer, forgetting that I had a half-chewed pickle in my mouth. I inhale the half-chewed pickle, and suffocate to death. Rubix, fearing he'll be blamed and end up spending another 20 years in the pen, picks up my body, loads it into the back of his truck, and drives like a madman out of town. While stuffing my corpse into his banged up Chevy S10, a calculator falls out of my jeans pocket and onto the ground...

tl;dr: I choked on a cheeseburger I was having with rubix and dropped a calculator

[Emithith]

The vines I was hanging myself with snapped and I stumble out of the chokehold and walk it off. While I am walking I notice a calculator that was dropped, it was stuck on the digit 1336. I laugh and hit +1 to make it 1337 and notice that it's still stuck on 1336. When I turn around I see Crashfan's ghost. The ghost possesses me only to walk me right into a beat up Chevy S10 that was speeding, pulverizing me and the calculator I was holding. A Master Sword falls out of my backpack upon impact to the pavement.

(I drop a Master Sword after getting hit by the Chevy S10 from before. RUUUBIIIIIIXXXX)

edit: lol Link pwnd pmon

[pmonibuv1]

I was walking through an alley when a strange, bright, glowing light shone into my eyes. After squinting and adjusting to the light, I noticed there was a sword. I looked at it for a little while and tried to reach out to grab it. As I was reaching for it, I was thinking of all the things I could do with this great sword, when suddenly, the sword repelled my hand from reaching it's handle. I thought this was strange so I tried again, but the same result. I decide to approach it with a stick that was lying down on the ground when a man in green jumped over the fence behind the sword, grabbed the sword, and began wielding it. I begin to get angry and charge at this green man with my stick. The battle was fierce but I did not win. I was struck in the chest and the green man fled as my body lay there slowly giving up it's hopes of living. With the final ounces of my strength, I toss the stick as far as I could straight ahead in hopes that someone could find a better use for it.

Link killed me, I dropped a stick. :3