Fastidiously over-analyzing pointless facts in life

[Crazyjayde]

This is gonna be more an experiment than a game, I hope it will attract some of you.

So, in short, I've always been examining what I live through with great attention and care, but I can't stop but wonder how certain things in life can be extravagantly complicated or irrational compared to how meaningless they are. You know, those moments in your day when you ponder upon why in hell TV series collector sets are so damn complicated.

With this said, I'd like to do a list of these meaningless observations that makes us laugh or think. Why? Because it's fun and tells a lot about how we perceive the s*** we live through. And because it's quite relaxing in a way.

So when you think of something, just drop it here from times to times. Just wanna see where this goes. (if this goes anywhere really)

I start:

#1: I may have grown a lot, but I still don't know how to fold correctly a city map. I often wonder if this means that I may be mentally deficient.

[Choofers]

Every time I show someone how to open a banana the easy way, I feel like a superhero.

[Frank Munoz]

I constantly forget what MLA format means and when brought up I feel degraded because I don't know what it means.

[Crazyjayde]

I strongly believe the most inspirational object one could have invented in this world is Slinky. And I culminate with joy when it goes past the two stairs mark.

[Wayward Vagabond]

rolling a spring never ceases to amaze me. it is a source of inspiration because of the way it looks when rolling it. never ending

[TheThong]

From the numerous amount of times I've turned the key in my front door (to open it of course), I always forget which way to turn it. I just noticed that today when I got home. :\

[Pseudo Enigma]

I still don't understand the true reason my foot shakes from time to time when I am sitting still. Maybe it's trying to talk to me with a secret code or something?

[Crazyjayde]

When there's multiple waiting lines at registration desks or attractions, I always feel like my queue doesn't move an inch. I then switch to another one, and when I look back to the one I was previously, I realize it has moved all the way forward. I then spend the next 10 minutes feeling cheap about what I could have achieved in the last 10 minutes.