Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

[mattyohh]

i have a 10-15 minute Oral on how efective the rule of Choeps was in Ancient Egypt. I also had a 8 minute oral last week on Critical Literacy or something.

[Squeek]

I'm not going to lock this so people can continue mocking you for being stupid.

I can write a full 8-page research paper in under 3 hours. Get moving.

~Squeek

[SR_skillz]

Originally Posted by Skikamukazi

It is supposed to be written on Duke Ellington and the requirements are as follows:

1) Covers his importance in the 1920s
2) What he did in his life
3) How his music influenced people
4) Why his music was so influencial
5) general stuff about him

Body of paper:

1) Title centered two spaces under the heading and right above the first paragraph.
2) Thesis statement is clear.
3) Topic is covered adequately.
4)Writing includes supporting facts and examples.
5)Organization is logical.
6)Direct quotations are no more than 1-% of the paper.
7)Spelling is flawless.
8)Grammar is correct.
9)Punctuation is accurate.
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
11)Margins are 1 inch.
12)Font is 12 point.
13)Paper is double spaced.
14)Pages after the first page are numberes in the upper right-hand corner.

Parenthetical citations:

1)Ideas or information not originating from your own mind are cited.
2)Citations follow MLA formatting.

Works cited page:

1)Page is labeled "Works Cited".
2)Entries are formatted according to MLA standards.
3)All works cited in the paper body have an entry in the works cited page.
4)Has a minimum of 3 sources.
5)At least one source is a book. (I have this one covered)

If anyone does this I will give them something in retusn through the mail. Some porn, a cd, 0.10$ through paypal, 3$ cash through the mail. Something.

Also, keep in mind that this is an 11th grade project, so I don't want to sound too smart.

I would really appreciate it if someone could helop me out here.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
seriously just do the paper!
my friend, i just might have done it for you if,
1. you wrnt lazy
2. you gave a decent offer.
and...
you're just beggin to FFR forums?
thats sad man, just sad.

other then that

good luck on ur paper...

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by MrESqueek

I'm not going to lock this so people can continue mocking you for being lazy and high.

Fixed.

I normally would do this myself, but I'm not in the right state-of-mind to do it myself right now.

Originally Posted by SR_skillz

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
seriously just do the paper!
my friend, i just might have done it for you if,
1. you wrnt lazy
2. you gave a decent offer.
and...
you're just beggin to FFR forums?
thats sad man, just sad.

other then that

good luck on ur paper...

I never said I was only begging to FFR, I'm begging to my friends and peers as well.

Also, I wouldn't let a retard like you do it anyway.

[chickendude]

SR_Skilz,

You don't even have the English language down. I don't think you could write a paper.
If only you wrnt that much fail.

Oh yeah,
Skika
just write a thesis statement
thats the only important sentence in a paper

[Squeek]

Oh and a small PS to all people who have <100 posts.

Learn how to spell.

<3

~Squeek

[NaOTa4231]

Originally Posted by Skikamukazi

1)
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
13)Paper is double spaced.

You really would be close to finished or finished by now.

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by MrESqueek

Oh and a small PS to all people who have <100 posts.

Learn how to spell.

<3

~Squeek

You should make this website a sticky or something...

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/index2.htm

[BluE_MeaniE]

It's unfair that, in the end, there will be no long-term consequence for this. Whatever happens on this paper, Skika will probably grow up and live the rest of his life like everyone else. Maybe he'll marry, have kids and be successful, and this won't even matter.

And that is unfortunate. That should not be. I suddenly hate you, Skikamukazi.

[AasumDude]

Originally Posted by Skikamukazi

It is supposed to be written on Duke Ellington and the requirements are as follows:

1) Covers his importance in the 1920s
2) What he did in his life
3) How his music influenced people
4) Why his music was so influencial
5) general stuff about him

Body of paper:

1) Title centered two spaces under the heading and right above the first paragraph.
2) Thesis statement is clear.
3) Topic is covered adequately.
4)Writing includes supporting facts and examples.
5)Organization is logical.
6)Direct quotations are no more than 1-% of the paper.
7)Spelling is flawless.
8)Grammar is correct.
9)Punctuation is accurate.
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
11)Margins are 1 inch.
12)Font is 12 point.
13)Paper is double spaced.
14)Pages after the first page are numberes in the upper right-hand corner.

Parenthetical citations:

1)Ideas or information not originating from your own mind are cited.
2)Citations follow MLA formatting.

Works cited page:

1)Page is labeled "Works Cited".
2)Entries are formatted according to MLA standards.
3)All works cited in the paper body have an entry in the works cited page.
4)Has a minimum of 3 sources.
5)At least one source is a book. (I have this one covered)

If anyone does this I will give them something in retusn through the mail. Some porn, a cd, 0.10$ through paypal, 3$ cash through the mail. Something.

Also, keep in mind that this is an 11th grade project, so I don't want to sound too smart.

I would really appreciate it if someone could helop me out here.

Here's something I made especially for you. Enjoy =)

[Skikamukazi]

The ironic thing is that I stretched the pixels in my av to make them bigger.

Also, does that mean Sr_skillz is smarter than everyone else here?

[AasumDude]

I forgot to mention...

good luck with your research paper =)

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Hey, I've got a paper due in about a month or so. Anyone want to help me with that? Its on Kafka's The Trial. Anyone read it or about it?

ps-good luck with your paper

[Skikamukazi]

I see you bandit. Have you considered your idea anymore?

[Necamus]

Is that chart based on the size of the avatar in terms of pixels or the file size?


And Sir I'm-Too-Stoned-To-Do-This-Paper-At-The-Moment, you said you have about a week to do this. I doubt you will be stoned the entire time, unless something is wrong with you.

Oh wait...

[Skikamukazi]

I'll probably be stoned all week long.

[Chromer]

Originally Posted by Skikamukazi

I wouldn't let a retard like you do it anyway.

That made me laugh.

[Skikamukazi]

All offers are cancelled.

My schools Soccer manager is doing it for me.

[HansSky]

I give this thread an A+.

[Privateer]

Too bad, 'cause I wrote it.