Ask Mahou anything

[Mahou]

Go for it.

[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a rhinoceros, and an owl. You're holding 9s 7s and the flop is 2s 9h Qd. The tiger is staring at you slightly creepily as if it wants to freak you out, looks at its cards, then at you, then at its cards again, then sticks its tongue out and makes silly faces, and bets half the pot. The rhinoceros folds. The owl is sitting there and having fun rotating its head as far as it will go in both directions and looking like an idiot, and calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How annoyed would you be if someone who knows where you live got 3 pigs and wrote the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them and released them in your house, so that once you've finished clearing up all the mess and shit that the pigs make, he's going to laugh at you from elsewhere while you spend time looking for pig number 3?

What's the dumbest thing you can think of that would work functionally if you wore it as a hat? (like, frying pan, bin, etc)

finally... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? *screams*

[Mahou]

I don't care about bitcoin and these questions are dumb.

[FoJaR]

no offense, but you're not very good at this

[Mahou]

I didn't know you could be bad at making AMA threads.

[FoJaR]

me neither?

i mean when you make a thread in here, you know the animal question is coming, and the middle question was actually a question, even if it was kinda silly.

here's my question: what were you expecting from zapmeister, if not that?

[Mahou]

Originally Posted by FoJaR

here's my question: what were you expecting from zapmeister, if not that?

I can't really expect anything from him because I didn't even know who he was until now.

[Kraezymann]

Are you a sports guy? What/who do you like?

Optimist, pessimist or realist?

What are you up to these days?

[Mahou]

Originally Posted by Kraezymann

Are you a sports guy? What/who do you like?

I like to be active when I get the opportunity. I used to do a lot of Cross Country when I was still in high school, and remained active when I was still in the Air Force. At the moment, I'm currently not as active as I once was before, but I do like to play basketball, go bowling, and go running. My favorite professional sport to watch at the moment is football.
I like to read articles, learn new skills, and helping people. I also play FFR as a side hobby, but I still enjoy Stepmania more than this game. I also like to do graphical design with Adobe Photoshop, and play piano. If I get more money, I like to get tattoos. I'm obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog art, and I have about 2 tattoos currently.
Too sum this all up, I guess you could say I'm hybrid. I like sports but also have another side of me as well.

Originally Posted by Kraezymann

Optimist, pessimist or realist?

I can be a mixture of an optimist and a realist.

Originally Posted by Kraezymann

What are you up to these days?

As of now, I'm currently enrolled as a full time student. I would love to get my masters in some engineering program. I haven't picked a specific major just yet, but I know which university I want to go to (UTD). My life pretty much consists of me sitting and having long ,personal study sessions. When I get bored/have free time, I play some games of FFR or SM; if I'm not doing one of those things, I usually out with my girlfriend, go drinking, or going out to have some fun.


Good questions.

[Litodude]

are you attractive

[Mahou]

Originally Posted by Litodude

are you attractive

I believe Syhto was the infamous attractive on FFR.

[Litodude]

so you're ugly?

[Mahou]

No. I'm Mahou. Not sure who's registered to "ugly."

[TheFFRPerson]

You should hang a bathouse if you live in the US or Canada. In part of Canada and 27 states, bats have white nose syndrome. A few species of bats are endangered also due to habitat loss, to make homes, businesses, hotels, apartments, et cetera, et cetera. Bat extermination is another reason--bats are being poisoned because people complain about it in their homes. It's extremely illegal and you can suffer enourmous fines or jail time.

Bats can eat pests, like mosquitos, and small insects, like flies. One little brown bat can eat up to 3,000 insects in a night. So farmers can use fewer pesticides, meaning healthier food.

White nose syndrome only affects bats in the winter, during their long sleep. The fungus makes the body stay active and the bat can't shut down it's body. In 2006, white nose syndrome came to New York. There was a bat with the fungus there and somebody took a picture.

So, this is why you should hang a bathouse, and then spread the word!
We need bats and bats need us.

[mrpreggers]

thought you were telling mahou to hang out at a gay bathhouse

what is your opinion on bats

[TheFFRPerson]

Originally Posted by mrpreggers

thought you were telling mahou to hang out at a gay bathhouse

what is your opinion on bats

Bats should stay.
Because of bats that eat insects, then farmers will use less pesticides.
Less pesticides = Healthy food.

White nose syndrome.
Bats get the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans during their hibernation. The fungus makes the body stay active. The bat's body should normally shut down. The bats can die before spring. So, a bathouse will make a safe home for bats to hibernate.
In February of 2006, a person took a picture of a bat with white nose syndrome. It was identified in the USA then.
Scientists believe it came from different cultures, and cave explorers went there and carried the fungus with them.

Bat extermination.
Bats come to homes, and people complain. The bats are poisoned, but not all the bats die; the holes are still there, so they could live in those holes and come back.
The bats that do die rot, and it will cause another problem. Let them out; it's more humane.
Killing colonies of bats is illegal and you can suffer enourmous fines or jail time.

Habitat loss.
People are cutting down trees to build things, like homes and businesses.

Where should the bathouse be?
In direct sunlight. Bats like it 93-96 degrees Fahrenheit (33.8888889-35.5555556 degrees Celsius).

See what I mean now?