The Blame Game!

[reuben_tate]

Don't blame the shitty anchormen! It's hard to be a good anchormen when there isn't good news to talk about. Blame society for not being interesting enough!

[supermousie]

You can't possibly blame society for not being interesting enough! Interesting things happen all the time. Blame Google for not stalking people enough!

[Crashfan3]

Don't blame Google for its lack of stalking, blame internet security programs for not allowing Google to stalk people!

(Just to sum up where we are so far, Norton Antivirus is currently to blame for your bashed-in car.)

[rushyrulz]

It's not the internet security programs fault, it's the new generation of programmers who don't know how to do things right!

[MarioNintendo]

Don't blame new programmers in general. Some of them actually do a nice job in their domain. Blame Velocity!

[reuben_tate]

Don't blame Velocity! He tries his best! If he's making any mistakes, it must be because of the non-user friendly, overly-restrained, overwhelmingly complicated, programming languages that exist. Blame shitty programming languages!

[supermousie]

Don't blame the complicated programming languages! They're complicated so they can do more. Blame the developers of the languages who use poor syntax choices that make them harder to learn!

Also, I swear I posted right after MarioNintendo. O.o

[rushyrulz]

Don't blame the developers of programming languages, their choice in syntax is fine. Blame 3rd grade English teachers for not teaching the youth the most common keywords in programming languages to help kids understand them later on in life.

[runescapedude1126]

Don't blame the english teachers, blame those stupid little 3rd grade brats for not paying attention to the keywords they are supposed to be learning.

[CammyGoesRawr]

But alas, they're only in 3rd grade, they're feeble minds are busy wandering off and not wanting to learn the necessary information, such as programming keyword. Blame the learning institution for imposing the curriculum!

[TheSaxRunner05]

Don't blame the learning institution! Blame the stupid parents who never help their children with schoolwork or never make their kids do their homework.

[jprox445]

Don't blame the Parents! blame the work industry for taking so much time out of the day and not leaving enough time for them to even help their children with homework!

[Shikari]

Don't blame the work industry, they pay your parents, your parents pay for your internet connection, therefore your homework. Blame your parents' bosses.

[gold stinger]

Don't blame the parents' bosses, they are clearly spending too much time dealing with lawsuits to care about their workers! Blame Lawsuits!

[rushyrulz]

Don't blame lawsuits, they allow old ladies to make millions from McDonalds in hilarious lawsuits, blame the Hamburglar for not being nearly as funny as the other McDonalds characters.

[tofurox]

Don't blame the Hamburgular blame kitty cats because they dance dance dance.

[reuben_tate]

Originally Posted by gold stinger

Don't blame the parents' bosses, they are clearly spending too much time dealing with lawsuits to care about their workers! Blame Lawsuits!

Since this is the last one that made sense, I'll continue from here.

Don't blame lawsuits! Although some of them are a tad bit ridiculous, a good percentage of them are legitimate. Blame the bosses (again!) for their irresponsible actions that allow these legitimate lawsuits to occur.

[rusty_spoons]

Don't blame bosses! They're there to make sure lawsuits don't happen, blame the employees that are the cause of these lawsuits.

[who_cares973]

dont blame the employees blame the trainers

[Crashfan3]

Don't blame the trainers! The only reason they're doing a bad job is because they're not getting enough xxx from the missus. Blame vinyl condoms for being so damn squeaky!