My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

retard_gamer · 07-14-2008, 09:58 PM

i really need some advice guys.

First of all i need to say that this is my closest family member. we grew up togheter. she is my best friend. we do everything and go everywhere togheter.

my cousin aly (who is 17) came over like 2 weeks ago. my mom just went to the store so it was just me and her alone in the house.

we was on the couch talking. watching tv and talking. out of no where she pused me to a laying down sorta posistion. i said what are you doing? she said "SHH.... be quite." has i was rubbing my head cause it hit the arm rest. she started getting on top of me and putting her hands in my shirt on my chest. and she said "i want you to have sex with me...." i was so freaked out. luckly my mom came home and knocked on the door like 4 seconds after she said that. so she got off me. that had to be the most awkward night of my life.

Also: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4194114AApiVxY

what should i do about her? i havent told anyone. she left a voice mail "call me back when your home alone" im so scared. (ps im 16. boy)

Only pic i have

arrekusuof93 · 07-14-2008, 09:59 PM

I smell a troll.

**Gibson63** · 07-14-2008, 10:00 PM

LOL... humm.... just tell her that your her cousin... and that u dont feel comfortable doing those kind of thing with her.... slap her... it may do the work XD.. but seriously... lol talk to her about that...

LLaMaSaUceYup · 07-14-2008, 10:01 PM

Wowww, what an akward situation.
That's sort of odd.
I really don't know what to tell you,
I hope someone will bring good advice into this thread.
Eek.

**reptile3141** · 07-14-2008, 10:01 PM

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jellygod · 07-14-2008, 10:01 PM

incest= gross. dont do it ******.

arrekusuof93 · 07-14-2008, 10:01 PM

This thread is the most 4chan-like thread I've ever seen on FFR. Complete with trolls and "do it ******" variations.

**EnR** · 07-14-2008, 10:02 PM

tell her that she's ****ing dumb as **** and that she's your damn cousin.

she's prob just scaring you until you can spell.

Oh, is she hot?

**dandandamdandan1111** · 07-14-2008, 10:02 PM

unless you live in alabama, you really don't want to have sex with your 1st cousin.

**gnr61** · 07-14-2008, 10:02 PM

i say **** her

Quigly · 07-14-2008, 10:02 PM

Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with six fingers.

**EnR** · 07-14-2008, 10:03 PM

I say pics or it din't happen.

Lol at the fact that more then 50% of the people reading this are subs. I guess we seem to like anything with sex in the title.

arrekusuof93 · 07-14-2008, 10:03 PM

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I guess incest draws a crowd.

jellygod · 07-14-2008, 10:05 PM

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'

LLaMaSaUceYup · 07-14-2008, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnr61

i say **** her

But...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnR

is she hot?

???

EDIT:
P.S. Don't do it.

**dandandamdandan1111** · 07-14-2008, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellygod

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'

rofl yea now its illegal

**Emo_Saur_** · 07-14-2008, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnR

Oh, is she hot?

I was supposed to ask that.

P.S. If I were you, use condoms.

PPS If she kills you and rapes you, supposedly that's illegal now.

PPPS If you don't have sex with her, she kills you, you're f*cked. If you have sex with her, you're f*ucked. Oh boy, you're getting the thin end of the shaft, or by the way it sounds, she wants the thin end.

PPPS I think you're just an attention whore.

rzr · 07-14-2008, 10:07 PM

Do it do it do it! I would. Unless she's ugly.

Note: Unless you want your children to come out like your display name, don't do it.

retard_gamer · 07-14-2008, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arrekusuof93

I smell a troll.

What?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellygod

incest= gross. dont do it ******.

did i say i wanted to?

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnR

tell her that she's ****ing dumb as **** and that she's your damn cousin.

she's prob just scaring you until you can spell.

Oh, is she hot?

i dont see any of my cousins has "hot"

Quote:

Originally Posted by arrekusuof93

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I guess incest draws a crowd.

lolol

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellygod

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'

how could you even say somethng like that?

Sullyman2007 · 07-14-2008, 10:08 PM

This thread is going places.

07-14-2008, 09:58 PM	#1
retard_gamer FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: fl Age: 32 Posts: 138	My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help i really need some advice guys. First of all i need to say that this is my closest family member. we grew up togheter. she is my best friend. we do everything and go everywhere togheter. my cousin aly (who is 17) came over like 2 weeks ago. my mom just went to the store so it was just me and her alone in the house. we was on the couch talking. watching tv and talking. out of no where she pused me to a laying down sorta posistion. i said what are you doing? she said "SHH.... be quite." has i was rubbing my head cause it hit the arm rest. she started getting on top of me and putting her hands in my shirt on my chest. and she said "i want you to have sex with me...." i was so freaked out. luckly my mom came home and knocked on the door like 4 seconds after she said that. so she got off me. that had to be the most awkward night of my life. Also: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4194114AApiVxY what should i do about her? i havent told anyone. she left a voice mail "call me back when your home alone" im so scared. (ps im 16. boy) Only pic i have Last edited by retard_gamer; 07-14-2008 at 10:27 PM..

07-14-2008, 09:59 PM	#2
arrekusuof93 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Illinois, U.S. Age: 30 Posts: 1,163	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help I smell a troll.

07-14-2008, 10:00 PM	#3
Gibson63 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada,Quebec Age: 32 Posts: 1,319	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help LOL... humm.... just tell her that your her cousin... and that u dont feel comfortable doing those kind of thing with her.... slap her... it may do the work XD.. but seriously... lol talk to her about that... __________________

07-14-2008, 10:01 PM	#4
LLaMaSaUceYup FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona. Age: 31 Posts: 3,759	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help Wowww, what an akward situation. That's sort of odd. I really don't know what to tell you, I hope someone will bring good advice into this thread. Eek.

07-14-2008, 10:01 PM	#6
jellygod FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 33 Posts: 1,703	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help incest= gross. dont do it ******. __________________ RETIRED ___________________________ Best AAAs- Monstrous Turtles, Get down Styles- index,spread Tier Points: 148 Rank 8 in regional ranking(Great Lakes) "Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

07-14-2008, 10:02 PM	#8
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help tell her that she's **ing dumb as ** and that she's your damn cousin. she's prob just scaring you until you can spell. Oh, is she hot? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

07-14-2008, 10:02 PM	#9
dandandamdandan1111 the baker man Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: merryland Age: 30 Posts: 2,176	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help unless you live in alabama, you really don't want to have sex with your 1st cousin.

07-14-2008, 10:02 PM	#10
gnr61 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE, ohio Age: 33 Posts: 7,251	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help i say **** her __________________ squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

07-14-2008, 10:02 PM	#11
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 29 Posts: 3,506	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with six fingers. __________________ nah Last edited by Quigly; 07-14-2008 at 10:21 PM..

07-14-2008, 10:03 PM	#12
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help I say pics or it din't happen. Lol at the fact that more then 50% of the people reading this are subs. I guess we seem to like anything with sex in the title. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

07-14-2008, 10:05 PM	#14
jellygod FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 33 Posts: 1,703	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin' __________________ RETIRED ___________________________ Best AAAs- Monstrous Turtles, Get down Styles- index,spread Tier Points: 148 Rank 8 in regional ranking(Great Lakes) "Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

07-14-2008, 10:08 PM	#20
Sullyman2007 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 1,663	Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help This thread is going places.

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