TWG 191 - Don't Trust Your Mentor - SIGNUPS

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10

Also I'd fuck a squirrel for 5 bucks.

Fiver was a mistake

[Shadow_God_10]

This isn't even a sign up thread anymore. It's merely a compilation of everyone's funniest/cringiest quotes.

[Shadow_God_10]

This needs to carry over in-game, where Wolfe-dono finds your funniest quote when you get lynched or night killed. Can this please be a thing?

[Shadow_God_10]

If Xelnya signs up and dies or gets lynched the story has to be him in a dark alleyway sucking dicks until he dies

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10

Also I'd fuck a squirrel for 5 bucks.

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10

I'd fuck a grizzly bear for a Klondike Bar, dammit

Aight ursaphile, let's think about this for a hot second

You were excited about the prospect of being a squirrelfucker, but still had the pride to say you'd need 5 bucks to do it

Then you voluntarily brought up that you'd fuck a grizzly bear for a Klondike bar

That's very telling, you see, because the avg price of Klondike is a 6pk for $3.50. That's just over 58¢ per Klondike bar. That's 8 and a half Klondike bars in $5.00.

So as excited as you were about being a squirrelfucker, you just casually let the world know that you're waaay more into grizzly bears. Like, so into grizzlies that you'd rather be the conductor in a train of 8 and a half grizzlies; the star of the gangbang; the center lineman of the Chicago Bearkkakes, all rather than a single squirrel, and all for $5.00.

[SubaruPoptart]

@Shadow_God_10

[inDheart]

Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

Fiver was a mistake

An American Tail went different than i remember

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by inDheart

An American Tail went different than i remember

That's Fievel but damn if this didn't make me laugh all the same

[Shadow_God_10]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Aight ursaphile, let's think about this for a hot second

You were excited about the prospect of being a squirrelfucker, but still had the pride to say you'd need 5 bucks to do it

Then you voluntarily brought up that you'd fuck a grizzly bear for a Klondike bar

That's very telling, you see, because the avg price of Klondike is a 6pk for $3.50. That's just over 58¢ per Klondike bar. That's 8 and a half Klondike bars in $5.00.

So as excited as you were about being a squirrelfucker, you just casually let the world know that you're waaay more into grizzly bears. Like, so into grizzlies that you'd rather be the conductor in a train of 8 and a half grizzlies; the star of the gangbang; the center lineman of the Chicago Bearkkakes, all rather than a single squirrel, and all for $5.00.

This is the funniest thing I've read and it's only the 3rd day of 2020.

[XelNya]

in

a day early but fuck it

[Shadow_God_10]

Originally Posted by XelNya

in

a day early but fuck it

Yesssssssssssss

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10

Yesssssssssssss

had to guarantee work wasn't gonna make me an angry boi

[Funnygurl555]

Originally Posted by XelNya

had to guarantee work wasn't gonna make me be who i am anyway

ftfy

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by Funnygurl555

ftfy

I'm not an angry person.

Nope.

Not me.

[flashflash account]

Ok boomer

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by flashflash account

Ok boomer

Everyone has to be in on this what the hell

[flashflash account]

Originally Posted by XelNya

Everyone has to be in on this what the hell

your undertitle is boomer

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by flashflash account

your undertitle is boomer

I forgot I did that.

[Shadow_God_10]

Originally Posted by XelNya

I'm not an angry person.

Nope.

Not me.

He says as he punches his monitor...

[SubaruPoptart]

I came super close to falling asleep in class and every time I closed my eyes some sort of weird alternate reality stuff happened and it was really scary cuz it felt real but it wasn't so that's my experience of the day.