Tell Me Your Funny Saying - Page 4

kokimiyoi Ichigo · 08-3-2007, 01:16 AM

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

TheMagiKMan · 08-3-2007, 01:20 AM

Welcome the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

I started doing crystal meth for the weight loss, now I just enjoy stealing cars...

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

tri edge · 08-3-2007, 07:57 AM

my funny sayings are:

christmas is like prison, its better to give than to recieve

your mom is such a ho, the only reason she wears panties is to keep her ankles warm

devilsdeviousdancer · 08-3-2007, 08:53 AM

Nobody's perfect... and i am nobody

that's what i got, stole it off a friend who never uses it.

_chewy_day_today_ · 08-3-2007, 09:51 AM

"no! dont touch that thats to cover my cut...... nothing"

UnholyDaemon · 08-3-2007, 10:16 AM

"It's so EXTREME it's like taking a tray full of cookies and baking them UP IN YOUR ASS!" - Johnny Extreme

Confucius say:
Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

"That's about as productive as hanging air fresheners around a sewage treatment plant." - Some guy I knew

"STD's are like Starbucks...F'ING EVERYWHERE." - Me

"If you wanted popcorn why didn't you tell me before we f'ing sat down?!" - Every guy who's ever taken a girl to a movie

"I'm so fat" - EVERY GIRL SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

God I hate hearing that last one...

RB_QT-kenny · 08-3-2007, 10:47 AM

my ne is just a gay one it goes onone cannot be forever and forever cannot be one like wtf!?!?!?!

NarutoFoxDemon · 08-3-2007, 11:15 AM

There is a kid in my BSA Troop that has ADHD, and one time he said this:

"My meds make me Jesus"

Ever since then, I've used it as my own.

**Calcium Deposit** · 08-3-2007, 11:16 AM

I want a woman who loves me for my money, yet doesn't understand math.

Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a burnt out light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q. How many dead cats do you have in your garage?
A. None, but the real question is, how many dead cats have I put in my neighbors garage?

Persephone233 · 08-3-2007, 04:09 PM

1: I f you live today, you'll die in the next 24 hours~Moi!

2: I fart in your general direction~Frenchman, Monty Python & the holy grail

3: I can't remember the rest of the riddle, but your mom is a whore~Sean Connery, SNL

4: **** you, I'm drunk and I'm gonna be drunk till the next time I'm drunk~Flogging Molly

5: I've done some serious ****, Bob is better~I don't wanna know

6: Oh no! The POlice! Run and hide, kids, I'll get the gasoline and shotgun!~My stepdad

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You've been stiched by Persehpone!

Persephone233 · 08-4-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NarutoFoxDemon

There is a kid in my BSA Troop that has ADHD, and one time he said this:

"My meds make me Jesus"

Ever since then, I've used it as my own.

Hehheh!

My meds make me Jeebums!!!

More quotes:

1: Hell yeah, he's gay! He's happy!!!~Beauty Shop

burning_love1994 · 08-4-2007, 08:15 PM

"quick, call 911 your on fire!" ;]

that's one tight pick up line!

**MMShadow** · 08-4-2007, 08:31 PM

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." - Walter (hellsing)

"zoinks" -Shaggy

"IM HAPPY ITS HARDCORE!"- Liam lynch

"welcome to my happy world now get your **** and leave"- liam lynch

"BLACKHOLE!"

"ITS OVER 9000!"

"Its ridge racer RIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAACER"!

"MASSIVE DAMAGE!"

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

"so yeah.....i am going to start stabbing you know....and i am not sure when i am going to stop..."

" FLYING KICK TO THE WEENAH!"

"I uh....left my parrot in the oven!"

And there are prolly more...i am just to lazy to think....

bobbycat73 · 08-4-2007, 08:33 PM

your dad

Ice wolf · 08-4-2007, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbycat73

your dad

Epic

**Conorn** · 08-5-2007, 01:25 AM

rarely is the question asked, IS our children learning?

quoted by our very own... george w. bush

08-3-2007, 01:16 AM	#61
kokimiyoi Ichigo FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In planet Earth... Posts: 16	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one. What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself. __________________ Arigatou Gozaimasu

08-3-2007, 01:20 AM	#62
TheMagiKMan FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 29	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying Welcome the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents. I started doing crystal meth for the weight loss, now I just enjoy stealing cars... I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

08-3-2007, 07:57 AM	#63
tri edge FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 4	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying my funny sayings are: christmas is like prison, its better to give than to recieve your mom is such a ho, the only reason she wears panties is to keep her ankles warm

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_chewy_day_today_ FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying "no! dont touch that thats to cover my cut...... nothing"

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UnholyDaemon FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Jersey Age: 35 Posts: 163	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying "It's so EXTREME it's like taking a tray full of cookies and baking them UP IN YOUR ASS!" - Johnny Extreme Confucius say: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. "That's about as productive as hanging air fresheners around a sewage treatment plant." - Some guy I knew "STD's are like Starbucks...F'ING EVERYWHERE." - Me "If you wanted popcorn why didn't you tell me before we f'ing sat down?!" - Every guy who's ever taken a girl to a movie "I'm so fat" - EVERY GIRL SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME God I hate hearing that last one... __________________

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RB_QT-kenny FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 34	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying my ne is just a gay one it goes onone cannot be forever and forever cannot be one like wtf!?!?!?!

08-3-2007, 11:15 AM	#68
NarutoFoxDemon FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: LaPorte, Indiana Age: 30 Posts: 1,181	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying There is a kid in my BSA Troop that has ADHD, and one time he said this: "My meds make me Jesus" Ever since then, I've used it as my own. __________________

08-3-2007, 11:16 AM	#69
Calcium Deposit I am the liquor Join Date: May 2007 Location: Where ever evil lurks Age: 34 Posts: 706	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying I want a woman who loves me for my money, yet doesn't understand math. Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a burnt out light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q. How many dead cats do you have in your garage? A. None, but the real question is, how many dead cats have I put in my neighbors garage?

08-3-2007, 04:09 PM	#70
Persephone233 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Candyland Age: 30 Posts: 10	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying 1: I f you live today, you'll die in the next 24 hours~Moi! 2: I fart in your general direction~Frenchman, Monty Python & the holy grail 3: I can't remember the rest of the riddle, but your mom is a whore~Sean Connery, SNL 4: ** you, I'm drunk and I'm gonna be drunk till the next time I'm drunk~Flogging Molly 5: I've done some serious **, Bob is better~I don't wanna know 6: Oh no! The POlice! Run and hide, kids, I'll get the gasoline and shotgun!~My stepdad ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You've been stiched by Persehpone!

08-4-2007, 08:15 PM	#72
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