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**87x** · 03-29-2004, 01:59 PM

Background: My girlfriend hates this fat girl at her bus stop. The fat girl talks shit all the time and doesn't do anything. So one time the girlfriend decides to whoop that ass and this guy stops her and hits her. This guys name is Keith.

Story:
It was friday, I was over at my girlfriends house and we were talking around outside. We were with her friend Brenda and Brendas neice. We went to take the neice back to Brendas house and the guy Keith (look above) was sitting at the top of the steps. But Keith wasn't alone. Apparently Keith is part of some stupid "gang" that "represents" there apartments. Well i already didn't like him, but Keith plus 11 guys is more than i could handle by myself, so I wasn't going to say anything. We went up there, and dropped off the neice. On the way out Keith was standing at the top of the steps blocking the way down. So I asked him to move, and he tried to act like he didn't care what I had to say and sat there for a few seconds then moved. We (Mindy(girlfriend), Brenda, and I) walked back down the steps, with no problems. I was happy to know that I got out of there without having to beat up some dudes. Well after I got half way down the sidewalk Brenda told me that he was telling everybody that he was about to "thomp"(punch) my ass. I turned asked yelled out to him if he had actually sad that. Well not to look like a pussy in front of his friends he over reacted totally and got super pissed. Which didn't really go over to well with the rest of his "gang". After Keith got up and started comming towards me all of the 11 other guys got up and started comming at me too. Well now im kinda scared because i got 12 dudes charging at me, and we are in the hood. Plus I was the only white guy for like a 5 mile radius, so I wasn't going to get any help. Anyway, he was like "I ain't say that shit, but I will", and ,"fuck you bitch", just slurring all types of cuss words. I don't even think he knew what he was saying half the time. Well two of his friends tried to act like they were holding him back but he kind of just walked riht passed them. I was trying to calm the situation by saying that if he didn't say it then there was no problem.

(Side note: I had no problem whooping Keiths ass, but 12 on 1 isn't good odds)

He just kept walking towards me and talking shit, I just kept walking backwards, keeping my eyes on all of his friends so that I wouldn't get jumped from behind. Mindy was pushing me to leave and I was just walking back at a cautious pace. Well nothing happened right then, and without haveing to be said I was pissed. I kinda just chilled in Mindys house until around 11 pm, staying pissed the whole time, but was kinda getting over it. My friend got there to pick me and Mindy up to go back to my house, and who do we see outside? Oh yes, Keith, walking with two of his friends. Me and him make eye contact for a lengthened period of time but then he looked away. This made me happy, because my assumptions were correct. He was a pussy. He was only trying to show off in front of his (also) pussy friends. Again today, in school, he was the first person I saw in the hall way, and it was just me and him, and he just kept on walking. I think it's funny how people try and act tough in groups, but alone are wusses. I have a theory that people who only fight in groups, are cowards by themselves.

banditcom · 03-29-2004, 02:10 PM

Wait... so Keith hit your g/f before?

**87x** · 03-29-2004, 02:27 PM

lol.. yes.. he did..

RobbyZero · 03-29-2004, 02:29 PM

Wow this made me laugh. Sad isn't it? The exact same thing happened to my friend Alex.

Short Story:

Alex is minding his own business working in physical science class(for the most part) He starts fooling around with some of his friends including me there. Then this dude (vince) comes over and walks behind us to talk to this real hot girl who happened to be beside us (jen) he starts talking to her. She tells him to F off real loud..we all started laughing at this idiot. Vince is like "WHAT WHAT YOU ALL LOOKING AT" Alex yells shut the fuck up you fucken whop. He suddenly looked like he seriously shit himself after syaing it.Vince turns around he's like wtf did you just call me?
Alex: FUCKING WHOP MOTHERFUCKER GO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Vince: *getting super pissed...having 5 friends come over* grabs alex.

Me: Hey Vince!
Vince:Yea?
Me

on't you dare touch that guy.
Vince's friends: OHH ITS ROBBY WTF HE GONNA DO HES NOTHING BUT A PUSSY

Me: Oh really?
Vince hits alex and i jump in there throw in on a desk after punching him in the gut * knocking his wind out* he flying across desks and hits the floor.

I start yelling at the fuckers to get out of my face and check your little whop to see if he's breathing.

The teacher: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE.

Background : Alex yelled at Vince. Vince grabbed him (Shaun,Mike and so on) came over to hit him too.Robby came kicked Vince's ass( which was funny cause i dont fight) and then you yelled WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

Teacher: DONT HAVE TO REPEAT MY PART
Background: YOU ASKED WHAT HAPPENED DIDNT YOU?!?!!?!?!?1

Teacher yells some more blablablablabla......

5 mins later * Vince is at the principals office getting suspended

**Freak83** · 03-29-2004, 02:43 PM

Two really interesting stories... I enjoyed them both, interesting on your theory 87x... I'd probably agree with it, it just sounds logical.

RobbyZero · 03-29-2004, 02:49 PM

It's exactly the truth. They have no balls. They always need their gang.

banditcom · 03-29-2004, 02:51 PM

You need to beat that cocksucker's ass then 87x.

makaveli121212 · 03-29-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by song

Why can't we be friends,
Why can't we be friends,
Why can't we be friends

Anticrombie0909 · 03-29-2004, 03:08 PM

I know a dude like that. His name was Brandon, what an idiot...anyway, he always acted 'cool' in front of his friends too, like he was in control, and this kid was a total dumbfuck as well...his gang's idea of a good insult was to go "Shut the fuck up, ***." Then they'd all start laughing about how they totally burned me. Whatever.

Anyway, one day I was hanging out after school when I saw just him down the hall. He yelled something like "How's it going, ***!", so I flick him off and told him to sit on it and rotate. He walks over all fast, breathing hard, all "the fuck did you say to me, boy?" I'm just like "well I basically told you to go ride some guy's cock, then I did this." And I flick him off again. So he comes up right in my face, like "I'm gonna kick your ass." And I just stand there, waiting for him to do something.

Side note: Although he didn't know this, at the time I was a Black Belt in Karate and knew how to kick serious ass.

Anyway, after a few seconds of him two inches from my face, trying to scare me and me just standing there with an amused expression on my face, he just walked away. Never tried anything after that.

**Kilgamayan** · 03-29-2004, 03:56 PM

I thought Keith lived in St. Louis.

</bad joke>

Privateer · 03-29-2004, 03:59 PM

Flick sucks. You flipped him off. You flickin' silly boy.

03-29-2004, 01:59 PM	#1
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	gangs > 87x ; gang members < 87x Background: My girlfriend hates this fat girl at her bus stop. The fat girl talks shit all the time and doesn't do anything. So one time the girlfriend decides to whoop that ass and this guy stops her and hits her. This guys name is Keith. Story: It was friday, I was over at my girlfriends house and we were talking around outside. We were with her friend Brenda and Brendas neice. We went to take the neice back to Brendas house and the guy Keith (look above) was sitting at the top of the steps. But Keith wasn't alone. Apparently Keith is part of some stupid "gang" that "represents" there apartments. Well i already didn't like him, but Keith plus 11 guys is more than i could handle by myself, so I wasn't going to say anything. We went up there, and dropped off the neice. On the way out Keith was standing at the top of the steps blocking the way down. So I asked him to move, and he tried to act like he didn't care what I had to say and sat there for a few seconds then moved. We (Mindy(girlfriend), Brenda, and I) walked back down the steps, with no problems. I was happy to know that I got out of there without having to beat up some dudes. Well after I got half way down the sidewalk Brenda told me that he was telling everybody that he was about to "thomp"(punch) my ass. I turned asked yelled out to him if he had actually sad that. Well not to look like a pussy in front of his friends he over reacted totally and got super pissed. Which didn't really go over to well with the rest of his "gang". After Keith got up and started comming towards me all of the 11 other guys got up and started comming at me too. Well now im kinda scared because i got 12 dudes charging at me, and we are in the hood. Plus I was the only white guy for like a 5 mile radius, so I wasn't going to get any help. Anyway, he was like "I ain't say that shit, but I will", and ,"fuck you bitch", just slurring all types of cuss words. I don't even think he knew what he was saying half the time. Well two of his friends tried to act like they were holding him back but he kind of just walked riht passed them. I was trying to calm the situation by saying that if he didn't say it then there was no problem. (Side note: I had no problem whooping Keiths ass, but 12 on 1 isn't good odds) He just kept walking towards me and talking shit, I just kept walking backwards, keeping my eyes on all of his friends so that I wouldn't get jumped from behind. Mindy was pushing me to leave and I was just walking back at a cautious pace. Well nothing happened right then, and without haveing to be said I was pissed. I kinda just chilled in Mindys house until around 11 pm, staying pissed the whole time, but was kinda getting over it. My friend got there to pick me and Mindy up to go back to my house, and who do we see outside? Oh yes, Keith, walking with two of his friends. Me and him make eye contact for a lengthened period of time but then he looked away. This made me happy, because my assumptions were correct. He was a pussy. He was only trying to show off in front of his (also) pussy friends. Again today, in school, he was the first person I saw in the hall way, and it was just me and him, and he just kept on walking. I think it's funny how people try and act tough in groups, but alone are wusses. I have a theory that people who only fight in groups, are cowards by themselves. __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

03-29-2004, 02:27 PM	#3
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	lol.. yes.. he did.. __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

03-29-2004, 02:29 PM	#4
RobbyZero FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 4,613	Wow this made me laugh. Sad isn't it? The exact same thing happened to my friend Alex. Short Story: Alex is minding his own business working in physical science class(for the most part) He starts fooling around with some of his friends including me there. Then this dude (vince) comes over and walks behind us to talk to this real hot girl who happened to be beside us (jen) he starts talking to her. She tells him to F off real loud..we all started laughing at this idiot. Vince is like "WHAT WHAT YOU ALL LOOKING AT" Alex yells shut the fuck up you fucken whop. He suddenly looked like he seriously shit himself after syaing it.Vince turns around he's like wtf did you just call me? Alex: FUCKING WHOP MOTHERFUCKER GO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! Vince: getting super pissed...having 5 friends come over grabs alex. Me: Hey Vince! Vince:Yea? Meon't you dare touch that guy. Vince's friends: OHH ITS ROBBY WTF HE GONNA DO HES NOTHING BUT A PUSSY Me: Oh really? Vince hits alex and i jump in there throw in on a desk after punching him in the gut * knocking his wind out* he flying across desks and hits the floor. I start yelling at the fuckers to get out of my face and check your little whop to see if he's breathing. The teacher: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE. Background : Alex yelled at Vince. Vince grabbed him (Shaun,Mike and so on) came over to hit him too.Robby came kicked Vince's ass( which was funny cause i dont fight) and then you yelled WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE Teacher: DONT HAVE TO REPEAT MY PART Background: YOU ASKED WHAT HAPPENED DIDNT YOU?!?!!?!?!?1 Teacher yells some more blablablablabla...... 5 mins later * Vince is at the principals office getting suspended

03-29-2004, 03:56 PM	#10
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 39 Posts: 6,583	I thought Keith lived in St. Louis. </bad joke> __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

03-29-2004, 03:59 PM	#11
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Flick sucks. You flipped him off. You flickin' silly boy. __________________

03-29-2004, 02:10 PM	#2
banditcom FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Willimantic, CT Age: 41 Posts: 6,243	Wait... so Keith hit your g/f before?

03-29-2004, 02:43 PM	#5
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Two really interesting stories... I enjoyed them both, interesting on your theory 87x... I'd probably agree with it, it just sounds logical.

03-29-2004, 02:49 PM	#6
RobbyZero FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 4,613	It's exactly the truth. They have no balls. They always need their gang.

03-29-2004, 02:51 PM	#7
banditcom FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Willimantic, CT Age: 41 Posts: 6,243	You need to beat that cocksucker's ass then 87x.

03-29-2004, 03:08 PM	#9
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	I know a dude like that. His name was Brandon, what an idiot...anyway, he always acted 'cool' in front of his friends too, like he was in control, and this kid was a total dumbfuck as well...his gang's idea of a good insult was to go "Shut the fuck up, *." Then they'd all start laughing about how they totally burned me. Whatever. Anyway, one day I was hanging out after school when I saw just him down the hall. He yelled something like "How's it going, *!", so I flick him off and told him to sit on it and rotate. He walks over all fast, breathing hard, all "the fuck did you say to me, boy?" I'm just like "well I basically told you to go ride some guy's cock, then I did this." And I flick him off again. So he comes up right in my face, like "I'm gonna kick your ass." And I just stand there, waiting for him to do something. Side note: Although he didn't know this, at the time I was a Black Belt in Karate and knew how to kick serious ass. Anyway, after a few seconds of him two inches from my face, trying to scare me and me just standing there with an amused expression on my face, he just walked away. Never tried anything after that.

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