Choofer's Hella Energy Drink Thread

[Strum]

Red Venom
Ironically enough this taste exactly like regular Monster, at least to me it does. Crash isn't too bad either, I drink like two of these a day and I feel fine. I've never had any other flavor besides red so idrk how the other ones taste. There's a purple one and I think an orange one.

Taste: 9/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 1/10
Overall: 9/10

Full Throttle
adfjadfkjashdfkjsadhf holy shit this stuff is amazing. Like every flavor is ****ing good. I'd put this in the same line as Venom with low crash and good flavor.

Taste: 10/10
Buzz: 5/10
Crash: 3/10
Overall: 10/10

Rip It
Decent at best. They have like 1 decent flavor which is the red one. Everything else taste like shit and they even have diet flavors (how do you even do that? lmao). It taste really cheap to sum it up nicely. Crash is decent. You feel weird after you drink one.

Taste: 4/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

Max-E Rush
Ok this stuff taste pretty good, but it's strong as ****. It makes you crash hard as hell too if you have like 2-3. I'd recommend one as long as you drink energy drinks regularly.

Taste: 8/10
Buzz: 10/10
Crash: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

[00Razor00]

Originally Posted by Strum

Rip It
Taste: 4/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

lol they sell these at Big Lots for $.75 and i see why


they taste and make you feel like shit

[Choofers]

fuc full throttle, I totally forgot about that lol.

Rip It is the token Dollar Store Energy Drink, so it's not gonna be very good.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Here's waiting for a review of Brawndo

[kmay]

they sold the bawls at the arcade by me for a while. it was amazing. omg.

[justin_ator]

Picked up a red Venom, I'll review it a little later. I've got a shitload I can review right now lmao, I might just do a review dump for anyone interested. I'll do one quick one:

this shit...lmao... I joked about renaming it Puka
Taste: 1/10 tasted like the metal can it was in, gets one point because I could at least determine the flavor
Buzz: 1/10 didn't do shit for me
Crash: N/A
Overall: 1/10

The non-zero calorie one might be better, but I'm not really in the mood to risk that lmao.

[Choofers]

Go for it hehe, it'd be cool to see how reviews contrast.

[justin_ator]

This is what my review post will contain when I finish.

Monster
-Energy (original, green)
-Assault (red)
-Khaos (orange)
-M-80 (yellow)
-Absolutely Zero (special blue-ish)
-Lo-Carb (blue)
-UberMonster (brew)
-Mixxd (purple)
-Import (special green)
-(Can review the coffee ones if people want)
-Super Dry (extra strength green)
-Black Ice (extra strength blue)

Amp
-Red
-Blue
-Green
-Yellow

Nos
-Original, blue/orange can

Venom
-Red
-Orange
-Yellow

Dutch Brother's - Rebel (blue can, maybe only local idk)

[midnghtraver]

Bawls is the best energy drink in all of the world.

[justin_ator]

If I ever see bawls, I'll get some to try it but I haven't found it locally yet. And cbr, so do I, they're all sittin here on the counter in front of me (:

Contribute, it's interesting seeing people's differing opinions.

[Coolboyrulez0]

Originally Posted by justin_ator

If I ever see bawls, I'll get some to try it but I haven't found it locally yet. And cbr, so do I, they're all sittin here on the counter in front of me (:

Contribute, it's interesting seeing people's differing opinions.

ok

I really enjoy monster Javas for some reason, even though I dislike coffee in general and Monster is alright but not my go-to energy drink. Same with Monster Rehab. It's different (less effective for sure) but the flavor is quite delicious. [Think Arnold Palmers / Half & Half]
Check those out if you go for taste, like me, instead of energy... Which I really could care less about.

Also been wanting to let bawls trickle down my throat for eons but haven't done so yet... thanks for reminding me.

[justin_ator]

I'm not a fan of the rehab drinks, but that's mostly because I like the soda/carbonation/non-tea flavor of the other ones better. Love the Javas, been hoping to try the Espresso ones. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF ANYONE HAS THE MONSTER DUB OR M3 DRINKS BY THEM, SHIP THAT SHIT TO ME AND I'LL PAY YOU, I want to try it so bad. lmaooooooo

[raskanally]

the Dub edition are orgasmic in my opinion. Im a huge fan of the yellow ones that fallow the citrus/tropical taste along the lines of the M-80's. Im also a fan of the Monster Imports. Just a lot smoother then the norm.

[customstuff]

I love this thread already... I have at least 100 cans, no duplicates. I'd have well over 1000 if I kept every single one lmao. I'd help review some but I honestly rarely feel a buzz from them unless I'm super tired. I drink them mostly for the taste. I'm liking some of the new tea energy drinks we just got here. Peach Tea Rockstar and Lemonade Tea Monster are delicious. Coconut Water Rockstar is probably one of the only energy drinks I haven't liked... the "Protean" Monster is meh. You can really taste the whey protein in it.

My top 5 so far for taste:
1) Blue Amp/Green Amp
2) Nitrous "Super Dry"/"Killer Bee" Monster
3) Iced "Peach Tea" Rockstar/"Tea Lemonade" Monster
4) Full Throttle
5) Fruit Punch NOS/Fruit Punch Rockstar

(I'm probably missing a few that actually like more, but that's a quick list of some good ones. Currently drinking Fruit Punch NOS)

[reptile3141]

Originally Posted by Strum

Full Throttle
adfjadfkjashdfkjsadhf holy shit this stuff is amazing. Like every flavor is ****ing good. I'd put this in the same line as Venom with low crash and good flavor.

I agree with this...for the most part. Did you by any chance ever have the Green Full Throttle that was out for a short time? It was called Full Throttle: Nature is One Bad Mother. Holy shi* that drink tasted like ass.

P.S. Cocaine energy ftw.

[darkshark]

Java Monster.

Starbucks Doubleshots.

I'm obsessed with any and all of the coffee energy drinks. Go try those.

[justin_ator]

Tried all but the vanilla one from monster, I guess I can review those too. Not an avid coffee drinker though so I can't really do much in terms of reviewing taste well.

[Arntonach]

Cherry NoS tastes good, but doesn't give that strong of a buzz, and the crash isn't huge. Also, am I the only one that like Rockstar original cause it tastes like white grape juice?

[justin_ator]

I'm not a huge fan of the regular rockstar, haven't tried the other ones yet though.

[Strum]

Originally Posted by reptile3141

I agree with this...for the most part. Did you by any chance ever have the Green Full Throttle that was out for a short time? It was called Full Throttle: Nature is One Bad Mother. Holy shi* that drink tasted like ass.

P.S. Cocaine energy ftw.

Dude, Full Throttle: NiOBM tasted like medicine in energy drink form lmao.