FFR Forum Awards 2012 - Voting

[MalReynolds]

Chapter One:

A Bunch of Lies and Deception

I was never born on the day of December threetenth, to a woodacre father and a mother who shined shoes and then became shoes. It was a tawdry mid-morning-night when I was gushed forth from the elastic, kangaroo like womb of my progenitor, and I fell for miles until I hit the dry ocean. I tried swimming, but could only breathe underwater, as my arms had not fully formed. I realized in that moment that I was illiterate, and that anything I had ever written was a flight of perplexing whimsy.

I met a magician who showed me true magic, but then revealed that they were only illusions, and I was deceived.


Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

[8 Hour Whore]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Chapter One:

A Bunch of Lies and Deception

I was never born on the day of December threetenth, to a woodacre father and a mother who shined shoes and then became shoes. It was a tawdry mid-morning-night when I was gushed forth from the elastic, kangaroo like womb of my progenitor, and I fell for miles until I hit the dry ocean. I tried swimming, but could only breathe underwater, as my arms had not fully formed. I realized in that moment that I was illiterate, and that anything I had ever written was a flight of perplexing whimsy.

I met a magician who showed me true magic, but then revealed that they were only illusions, and I was deceived.


Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

Am I the only one waiting for chapter 2?

[Sky Kitten]

I'm anxiously waiting for a chapter 2.

[Bluearrowll]

Originally Posted by Sky Kitten

I'm anxiously waiting for a chapter 2.

Here is a chapter 2 ##.

[MalReynolds]

Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

I was fiffourth when I first encountered the squirowl, a hellish beast composed of feathers and claws and a moderate amount of acorns and tasty mouse bits; I fiddle-faddled at it with a glive, and once I vanquished the creature, a new foe arose from the ashes; a series of delusions induced by alcohol and peyote, and also, some sort of spider thing that had nine legs, and four eyes, and three feet, and two eyes. I stepped on it as I grew increasingly tall, only to find that I had not grown at all, but instead, had shrunk down to the size of a pee-nute.

This was the least of my problems, as I continued to shrink; eventually, I grew-small to the size of a blade of grass, whereupon I endeavored to find a wife.

Chapter Three
The Lady Thing That Said Yes

[gnr61]

"some sort of spider thing that had nine legs, and four eyes, and three feet, and two eyes."

lost it

[popsicle_3000]

where has this thread gone to??

[hi19hi19]

Originally Posted by popsicle_3000

where has this thread gone to??

A flight of perplexing whimsy, my dear misguided soul

[EzExZeRo7497]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Chapter One:

A Bunch of Lies and Deception

I was never born on the day of December threetenth, to a woodacre father and a mother who shined shoes and then became shoes. It was a tawdry mid-morning-night when I was gushed forth from the elastic, kangaroo like womb of my progenitor, and I fell for miles until I hit the dry ocean. I tried swimming, but could only breathe underwater, as my arms had not fully formed. I realized in that moment that I was illiterate, and that anything I had ever written was a flight of perplexing whimsy.

I met a magician who showed me true magic, but then revealed that they were only illusions, and I was deceived.


Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

I was fiffourth when I first encountered the squirowl, a hellish beast composed of feathers and claws and a moderate amount of acorns and tasty mouse bits; I fiddle-faddled at it with a glive, and once I vanquished the creature, a new foe arose from the ashes; a series of delusions induced by alcohol and peyote, and also, some sort of spider thing that had nine legs, and four eyes, and three feet, and two eyes. I stepped on it as I grew increasingly tall, only to find that I had not grown at all, but instead, had shrunk down to the size of a pee-nute.

This was the least of my problems, as I continued to shrink; eventually, I grew-small to the size of a blade of grass, whereupon I endeavored to find a wife.

Chapter Three
The Lady Thing That Said Yes

holy shit i'm dying

[MalReynolds]

Chapter Three
The Lady Thing That Said Yes

Piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas piranhas then she said yes

[infinity.]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Chapter One:

A Bunch of Lies and Deception

I was never born on the day of December threetenth, to a woodacre father and a mother who shined shoes and then became shoes. It was a tawdry mid-morning-night when I was gushed forth from the elastic, kangaroo like womb of my progenitor, and I fell for miles until I hit the dry ocean. I tried swimming, but could only breathe underwater, as my arms had not fully formed. I realized in that moment that I was illiterate, and that anything I had ever written was a flight of perplexing whimsy.

I met a magician who showed me true magic, but then revealed that they were only illusions, and I was deceived.


Chapter Two
When I Fought Things That Weren't Real

oh my god this is glorious

[Choofers]

after 7 piranhas the word piranhas didn't look like it was being spelled correctly but after piranhas again piranhas was fine

[Lambdadelta]

Originally Posted by leonid

Just because I rarely post doesn't mean I'm likely to leave soon :P I lurk every single thread

Better not fucking leave anytime soon lol.
Remember nearly 4 years ago when I posted in the "who do you want to meet from ffr" thread?

I meant It when I said you and EAGAMES were the ones who kept me going in this game. Idols <3


P.S.

For the idiots who voted my thread worst thread of the year.
Good fucking luck, it was a 2011 thread.

[UserNameGoesHere]

Originally Posted by Lambdadelta

Better not fucking leave anytime soon lol.
Remember nearly 4 years ago when I posted in the "who do you want to meet from ffr" thread?

I meant It when I said you and EAGAMES were the ones who kept me going in this game. Idols <3


P.S.

For the idiots who voted my thread worst thread of the year.
Good fucking luck, it was a 2011 thread.

Likewise, for whoever voted Team Pony as worst thread *BOOM!* .. check the stats -- it's a 2011 thread. Ineligible! Granted, the form does say "Worst thread 2011" because apparently someone was too lazy to change "2011" to "2012" on the form, but use some common sense people.

[Xiz]

Nominated for worst poster....





I'm sorry for whoever I wronged.... please forgive me...

[adlp]

i voted everyone with ponies in their avatar as worst avatar

you guys are so sad

[A2P]

Originally Posted by Xiz

Nominated for worst poster....

meng I got voted least helpful, least funny, AND worst poster, ain't no big thing.

[25thhour]

Vote 4 me. For least helpful

[UserNameGoesHere]

Originally Posted by adlp

i voted everyone with ponies in their avatar as worst avatar

you guys are so sad

What's sad is how judgmental you are. And no, not just this one thing -- it's a general trend I've seen from you. Anything which is "different" from whatever you consider "the norm" you are apparently completely intolerant towards.

And, no, I'm not singling you out because you're Mormon. I've known many Mormon people (or LDS if you prefer) and my general opinion is they are overall very nice, friendly people. In fact, quite the opposite of the highly judgmental personality you portray.

[Coolboyrulez0]

lol no nominations for me #whitenoise