Proof that the youth today are idiots.

[vashthestampede0987]

Originally Posted by Sera13

also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

Her spelling and conventions. XD

[Sera13]

Originally Posted by vashthestampede0987

Her spelling and conventions. XD

yeah yeah i cant spell at all, and hardly type right now.. my heads killing me and theres just to much on my mind.

[dancingmaniac3]

One time...i was hungry, so i decied to slice an apple. Well i figured i would try our new silver apple slicer thing. Its in the shape of a wheel with like 8 blades...similar to an old fashion wheel, ya know...ANYWAY. i used that to make my slices, then i stupidly put the slicer in the sink with the other dishes...but it was full with water and soap cuz i was about to wash dishes. so then i started to wash the dishes and i was goin smoothly grabbin each fork/spoon/bowl whatever and then i reached in and i was like OW SHIT and i pulled out my hand and it was covered in blood. lol. supposedly when i put my hand in, the 8 blades on the apple slicer thing slit like each of my fingers....and yeah. they're razor blade style blades so it hurt pretty bad. lol. i got kinda lightheaded from bleeding too much

[JurseyRider734]

Originally Posted by Tasuke

In secong grade I was really bored in class, so I started to stick my pencil in my ear.
Eraser end first and, the pencil came out but not the actual eraser. I ended up having
to go to the hospital after skool, and they stuck this sharp thing in to get it back out.

Haha, I know a girl whose little brother did that, but with the pencil end.

[Mindfields]

Yesterday I played that game where you stab the table in between your fingers as fast as you can without stabbing your fingers.

[psychic25]

Once, in art class, I dropped one of my pencils. So, seeing the chance to use my MAD reflexes, I went to grab it as it was still bouncing. It hit the chair next to me, and my palm jammed down on top of the point end. It made this 2 mm wide, 3 mm deep hole in my hand, and it started bleeding pretty badly. I still have the scar.

And then, back when I was like eight or so, I was playing tag with my little sister inside the house. I figured that a good place to get away from her was to climb on top of the washing machine. So I go up there, and get into a laundry basket that just so happens to be sitting there. She wants to "get me", so she PULLS the basket off of the washing machine- a fall of four feet or so, but onto my shoulder. And I was barely four feet tall at the time.

[Snapps]

Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

Ha, I too have done the same thing as Jay, only I ran the blade along the palm of my left hand.

TRY YOUR WHOLE LEFT HAND. YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

[Mindfields]

Originally Posted by Sera13

also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

I have no idea what this means.

[Bahamut-X]

When I was on 2nd grade, I was in art class when I had to go to the bathroom. I was REALLY shy back then, and my teacher was giving a lecture so I didn't have the courage to ask to go to the bathroom. You can probably guess what happened next. I wet my pants, and I could see it dripping onto the floor. Unbelievably nobody noticed, thank god.

[super-smashman]

Originally Posted by Sera13

also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

This makes no sense at all. Try again please.

Yesterday I played that game where you stab the table in between your fingers as fast as you can without stabbing your fingers.

Five Finger Filet.

[Sera13]

yeah i totally fixed it, i think.. i had to have been half asleep typing that

[banditcom]

lol FFR is full of cutters...

[Izzi]

Originally Posted by Mindfields

Yesterday I played that game where you stab the table in between your fingers as fast as you can without stabbing your fingers.

Ah, i did that in 6th grade like 4 years ago. I still have a thing of lead stuck in my middle finger.

[Sera13]

dude whats the one game you play where you spin a quater and like you hve to catch ti with your fingers and if you miss they get to shoot the quater at your knucles? i played that in 8th grade during our state wide testing week just to blow time while everyone except me and the kid next to me were still testing i still have scars from it though, apprently im not very good.

[Squeek]

Oh boy. I got some fun ones.

Don't run at the pool? Screw you!! I do what I want man!

Oops, I fell and cracked open my chin. 7 stitches.

Don't play with glass? Why not? Oh.

Don't play with fire? Why not? Oh...

I wised up enough after opening enough holes in my body from these stupid things to never mess with electrical devices.

However, I do have a fun story aside from all this other crap. I was about 6 at the time. I live on top of a huge hill and, seeing as how I could now ride a bike, I decided to go SOOPERFAST down the hill. Somehow, I forgot how to break. I managed to turn before hitting a parked car, but I ended up sliding into a thorn bush. A THORN BUSH.

WHO KEEPS A THORN BUSH LYING AROUND?!

~Squeek

[Sera13]

Me and my friends when into the mountains on spring break and They had this super tall steep hill that was cleared out so deicded to try and have some fun while we were stuck ni a ouse with over 30 cats, we all deicded to roll down this hill, race to the bottom yo know. so like.. we are all rolliny uncontroably and me and josh both run striaght into the huge Tank in the yard nearly knocking us out, and his sister of 19 cant stop and rolls onto the gravel road and into the house.

[darklordsephi]

Me " i dunno im goin with yo uwherever your goin"
Bre-z " im going to hell"
Me "...Its FRICKIN lava ok? lava..."
Bre-z " XD wtf???"
Me..." Xanga fool... "
Bre-z " Aaron...?"
Me " hoosa-jibba wha?... *clicky clicky cliky"
Bre-z 'whats 1+1...."
Me..." Hmm oh its 11..."
...
...
...
Me "wait a minute hah that was stupid,...
its 1 duh.."
Bre-z "..."

XD this actually happened just today.. im jsut hat stupid and random...

[-Skooter-]

I guess you're so random you hit the keyboard in any random order you please....next time, try to make whole words.

Anyways, I thought I would share my horrible and very idiotic experience...

Trey and I went into a Wendys. We ordered the exact same thing. The only difference is I ordered no tomatos (allergic). Here's how the conversation went:

Trey: Can you biggie size mine please?
Me: (tugging on Trey) Make sure they biggie size the one WITH tomatos
Trey: Mindy, they don't biggie size the burger.
Me: ...Oh.

[plasmix]

My friend rubbed the tip of a pen against a table for over five minutes, then jabbed it into my wrist. I still have a scar.

[FishFishRevolution]

My friend and I thought it would be a good idea to re-enact the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" for a few weeks. That was more fun than it was stupid, but we both walked off with scars we still have to this day.

Originally Posted by Bahamut-X

When I was on 2nd grade, I was in art class when I had to go to the bathroom. I was REALLY shy back then, and my teacher was giving a lecture so I didn't have the courage to ask to go to the bathroom. You can probably guess what happened next. I wet my pants, and I could see it dripping onto the floor. Unbelievably nobody noticed, thank god.

That happened to me once too! Except instead of the art teacher, it was just my normal teacher, and I wasn't just shy, this jerk was taking too long in the bathroom and the evil teacher wouldn't let me use one somewhere else. No one noticed, but I only let it out for a second. I was so embarrassed.