Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

fido123 · 04-4-2008, 06:02 PM

So I was in the car the other day while me and a friend were discussing why a religious debate was cancelled in our Christian Ed. class. My mom asked "What side are you on" and I said Atheist. She flipped out and is now "uninstalling the internet" because the devil is talking to me through it making me become Atheist (or a Satanist as my mom belives). What do I do FFR Q_Q

jugglinguy · 04-4-2008, 06:09 PM

Sounds pretty fake.

xXFFR_EliteXx · 04-4-2008, 06:12 PM

Kill your mom.

fido123 · 04-4-2008, 06:12 PM

It's not, my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian now that this topic has come up. Today at dinner no more than half hour ago my mom said that "I need to have Faith" ect ect. She did not call it a homo's devil machine but said that the internet is making me Atheist and Atheism = Sataism according to her so OBVIOUSLY the devil must be coming though me from the internet in some form or another according to her.

**Redorigami** · 04-4-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xXFFR_EliteXx

Kill your mom.

QFT. Then afterwards you can make an epic thread about it like the girl that got her innards sucked out by a pool. I feel this is your only solution.

jugglinguy · 04-4-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fido123

It's not, my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian now that this topic has come up. Today at dinner no more than half hour ago my mom said that "I need to have Faith" ect ect. She did not call it a homo's devil machine but said that the internet is making me Atheist and Atheism = Sataism according to her so OBVIOUSLY the devil must be coming though me from the internet in some form or another according to her.

"Has Voldemort been talking to you kids online?"

Izzy · 04-4-2008, 06:22 PM

Uh, thats got to be photos hoped cause that doesn't even make sense. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Stantonphl · 04-4-2008, 06:25 PM

The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing!

Xx{Midnight}xX · 04-4-2008, 06:26 PM

Shouldn't this be in TGB? and the computer is a screaming metal deathtrap not a homo machine.

Izzy · 04-4-2008, 06:28 PM

Its just another religious fanatic women if its real.

**EAGAMES** · 04-4-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fido123

my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian.

I'm guessing you have a bible somewhere in the house, if so, tell her to read Hebrew 10:25. If she's a true christian or w/e she'll follow it.*

*Hope I'm not offending anyone, that is not my intention, I'm merely pointing something out. (everyone has their beliefs)
/off topic

Pay for your isp and don't let her use it, simple as that.

If you don't have a job, sell lemonade in front of your house.

**foilman8805** · 04-4-2008, 06:37 PM

Alan Turing invented the computer during World War II.

He was a homosexual.

This makes sense, and is true.

**sumzup** · 04-4-2008, 06:38 PM

Tell your mom that you didn't "choose" the Atheist side and that you were forced to do so by a random pick. Then explain to her how you take succor from Jesus everyday and though you may not show it outwardly, truly believe in him. Also tell her that spirituality is very personal to you, and you don't want to discuss it.

BS ftw!

**pokelda** · 04-4-2008, 06:43 PM

the last thing you would say to a christian, especially a relative, is that you are an atheist. GJ on thinking this through I hope you have a fun time without the homo's devil machine

OMG its HIM · 04-4-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Stantonphl

The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing!

because gay people are stupid...why like the same sex as the one you are? pretty weird...

Izzy · 04-4-2008, 06:46 PM

Maybe shes saying that the internet reflects both a male and female sexuality therefore no matter what everyone who loves the internet is a homo by default. As for satanic? i don't know. thats pushing it.

fido123 · 04-4-2008, 06:48 PM

I already let the cat out of the bag so I can't pull that now. Also I'll look up that verse soon but she'll probably still unplug the internet. Good news is I cracked a signel nearby but sh'll probably still be a nazi about it.

**pokelda** · 04-4-2008, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Stantonphl

The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing!

Evangelical conservatives. They arent making fun of gay people at all, they condemn the "lifestyle" of a man being attracted to another man since the bible condemns it. They consider many things to be blasphemous not just the internet. It's all rather silly but scary since there is a substantial amount of them in the U.S. and has a pretty large voice in politics.

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Originally Posted by OMG its HIM

because gay people are stupid...why like the same sex as the one you are? pretty weird...

I sure hope you are being sarcastic

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Originally Posted by fido123

sh'll probably still be a nazi about it.

godwin's law you just lost

**Kekeb** · 04-4-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OMG its HIM

because gay people are stupid...why like the same sex as the one you are? pretty weird...

Oh, the ignorance...

pntballa18 · 04-4-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kekeb

Oh, the ignorance...

I don't see the ignorance in that post. You must be for the nature side of the argument, then?

04-4-2008, 06:02 PM	#1
fido123 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 4,245	Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! So I was in the car the other day while me and a friend were discussing why a religious debate was cancelled in our Christian Ed. class. My mom asked "What side are you on" and I said Atheist. She flipped out and is now "uninstalling the internet" because the devil is talking to me through it making me become Atheist (or a Satanist as my mom belives). What do I do FFR Q_Q Last edited by fido123; 04-4-2008 at 06:04 PM..

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xXFFR_EliteXx FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Look down. Posts: 153	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Kill your mom. __________________ MY BIG LINK!

04-4-2008, 06:12 PM	#4
fido123 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 4,245	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! It's not, my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian now that this topic has come up. Today at dinner no more than half hour ago my mom said that "I need to have Faith" ect ect. She did not call it a homo's devil machine but said that the internet is making me Atheist and Atheism = Sataism according to her so OBVIOUSLY the devil must be coming though me from the internet in some form or another according to her.

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Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Uh, thats got to be photos hoped cause that doesn't even make sense. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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Stantonphl FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: boston Age: 32 Posts: 14	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing! __________________ ALL SHALL PRAISE ME!

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Xx{Midnight}xX FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 8,548	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Shouldn't this be in TGB? and the computer is a screaming metal deathtrap not a homo machine.

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Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Its just another religious fanatic women if its real.

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foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Alan Turing invented the computer during World War II. He was a homosexual. This makes sense, and is true.

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sumzup (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle Age: 33 Posts: 1,398	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Tell your mom that you didn't "choose" the Atheist side and that you were forced to do so by a random pick. Then explain to her how you take succor from Jesus everyday and though you may not show it outwardly, truly believe in him. Also tell her that spirituality is very personal to you, and you don't want to discuss it. BS ftw! __________________

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pokelda ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾ Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: It is a mystery. Posts: 3,876	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! the last thing you would say to a christian, especially a relative, is that you are an atheist. GJ on thinking this through I hope you have a fun time without the homo's devil machine

04-4-2008, 06:46 PM	#16
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! Maybe shes saying that the internet reflects both a male and female sexuality therefore no matter what everyone who loves the internet is a homo by default. As for satanic? i don't know. thats pushing it.

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fido123 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 4,245	Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine! I already let the cat out of the bag so I can't pull that now. Also I'll look up that verse soon but she'll probably still unplug the internet. Good news is I cracked a signel nearby but sh'll probably still be a nazi about it.

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