Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance - Page 3

**Xayphon** · 06-27-2015, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

also can't tell what his jawline is like due to body fat. if this dude lost a lot of BF% his head wouldn't be a spiked penis

ded

**.Gazelle.** · 06-27-2015, 07:48 PM

just fuck my shit up

Arch0wl · 06-27-2015, 07:55 PM

are you the girl or the guy

if you are the girl do you have kik

**Red Blaster** · 06-27-2015, 07:57 PM

Arch0wl · 06-27-2015, 07:58 PM

get ready son it's about to go high gravity

Quote:

Originally Posted by xVaLoRx

how about this nerd

thickness along bridge of nose

dark circles under eyes that the pic obscures

sideburns too thick

hair too clumped in the front

moonface

body fat about 8% too much

biceps don't fill out arm

side delts not even visible through suit

wrists too small

obvious neck fat

obvious fat under jawline that would create double chin

collar of dress shirt isn't tucked into suit jacket properly

thin fingers

suit jacket clumped up toward the back because no back muscles

barely even lifts, if at all

Arch0wl · 06-27-2015, 08:10 PM

now you might think I'm constantly looking at my flaws but I'm really not

one, 'flaws' really don't matter

two, this is a mode of thought I never turn on, so I'm not thinking this way 99% of the time

and three, I view myself as a giant gundam of a white guy controlled by a station of gnomes with levers, while one gnome just shouts shit over intercom.

Wayward Vagabond · 06-27-2015, 08:26 PM

Gazelle is the dude lol

Arch0wl · 06-27-2015, 08:54 PM

well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

Tokzic · 06-27-2015, 09:05 PM

questionable thread

**rayword45** · 06-27-2015, 09:40 PM

Rip me one daddy my ego needs a shrinking. Also admittedly have not lifted since October 8th 1994

FoJaR · 06-27-2015, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

when did you get engaged? did i miss something?

**TheSaxRunner05** · 06-27-2015, 10:34 PM

I haven't seen so many people saying "do me" since the backstreet boys came to the Kiel Center in Saint Louis on November 17, 1999.

Just Sayin

**.Gazelle.** · 06-27-2015, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

b-but i do lift

**xVaLoRx** · 06-28-2015, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

moonface

lol

**mrpreggers** · 06-28-2015, 03:49 AM

ooo rayword is even tinier and cuter than i thought
NICE

Arch0wl · 06-28-2015, 09:45 AM

will get around to answering pic responses later but

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoJaR

when did you get engaged? did i miss something?

at least a few months ago

I use "girlfriend" and "fiancee" depending on which is more conversationally convenient, so that might be a source of confusion

it's still an open relationship but it causes a lot of weird looks when people are unaware that it is and it looks like I'm committing adultery or something

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Gazelle.

b-but i do lift

yes but even if you lift you might not even lift

here is an instructional video if you need help determining whether you lift:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs

**Coolboyrulez0** · 06-28-2015, 09:52 AM

dont wanna derail this into dom vid thread this is mandatory watching

**rayword45** · 06-28-2015, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrpreggers

ooo rayword is even tinier and cuter than i thought
NICE

i was only 16 at the time of that photo being taken

although tbh i'm 17 now and look the same lol

**ShadowDueler97** · 06-28-2015, 10:59 AM

tbf asians don't age until they're like 60 or something

IamMe90 · 06-28-2015, 04:04 PM

do your worst alfred. i'm ready

06-27-2015, 07:55 PM	#43
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance are you the girl or the guy if you are the girl do you have kik

06-27-2015, 08:10 PM	#46
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance now you might think I'm constantly looking at my flaws but I'm really not one, 'flaws' really don't matter two, this is a mode of thought I never turn on, so I'm not thinking this way 99% of the time and three, I view myself as a giant gundam of a white guy controlled by a station of gnomes with levers, while one gnome just shouts shit over intercom.

06-27-2015, 08:26 PM	#47
Wayward Vagabond Confirmed Heartbreaker Join Date: Jul 2012 Age: 35 Posts: 5,858	Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance Gazelle is the dude lol __________________

06-27-2015, 08:54 PM	#48
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance well he looks like my fiancee's brother most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small oh, and doesn't even lift

06-27-2015, 09:05 PM	#49
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06-28-2015, 10:59 AM	#59
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