Make a Wish! - Page 9

**Hateandhatred** · 06-6-2012, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frenegade

Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P

I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly.

Granted, but you're blind like Jose Feliciano.

I wish I get to enjoy my trip in Europe this summer.

**Herogashix** · 06-6-2012, 12:28 PM

Granted, but on your way back home your plane crashes into the ocean.

I wish I got 100 dollars a day for life.

**midnghtraver** · 06-6-2012, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herogashix

Granted, but on your way back home your plane crashes into the ocean.

I wish I got 100 dollars a day for life.

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish for waffles, for I am in bed and dont want to get up and make them.

DustyFart · 06-6-2012, 04:57 PM

Granted, but I topped your waffles with my poop.

I wish I was the best FFR player ever

supermousie · 06-7-2012, 02:21 AM

Granted, but then dossar would call bs on you, irredeemably shaming you in front of the FFR community.

I wish for the ability to instantaneously teleport wherever and whenever I want.

**Hateandhatred** · 06-7-2012, 04:41 AM

Granted, but you will lose a part of your body everytime, like a finger or your dick.

I wish I could know everything that is knowable about people and about the world

Frenegade · 06-7-2012, 05:42 AM

Granted, but you lose the all-too-important knowledge of self.

I wish that I was a chef in a five star restaurant.

XxMidigamixX · 06-7-2012, 06:46 AM

granted, but the only thing you have to work there is a toaster.

I wish that there was a remote controller that can make people quiet around you and you can manipulate the enviroment. Click Reference lol

**Hateandhatred** · 06-8-2012, 05:23 PM

Granted, but each time you use it a year of your life is taken off.

I wish I could be blind and deaf, and that the weather would always be an incredibly harsh winter outside.

Frenegade · 06-8-2012, 10:58 PM

Granted, but it's all in your head. Oh, and you're Sarah Palin.

I wish a six pack of Newcastle would appear every time I said "aaand... boom!"

**popsicle_3000** · 06-9-2012, 07:32 AM

Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight

**Hateandhatred** · 06-9-2012, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by popsicle_3000

Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight

Granted but you're being gangbanged by Joseph Fritzl, Brian peppers and the pope and she's recording the sexual act before putting it on RedTube.

I wish I was a beautiful smart girl.

Frenegade · 06-24-2012, 01:39 PM

Granted, but you are ugly on the inside. And a terrible cook.
:P

I wish I had a jar of Claussen pickles and some fresh pastrami.

DustyFart · 06-24-2012, 03:00 PM

Granted but after you eat all of that, you win the lottery

I wish I could fly

Frenegade · 07-28-2012, 02:34 AM

Granted, but you are R Kellys bitch now (and he's aware of how you damn near sabatoged the thread with yr wizdumb).

I wish I had a concrete mini bowl in my backyard.

d-feather · 12-13-2012, 11:03 PM

Granted, but the concrete hasn't dried.
I wish I was able to walk through walls.

**Xiz** · 12-13-2012, 11:55 PM

I sometime's wish I was a pentagon. Bitches love shapes.

**PrawnSkunk** · 12-14-2012, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-feather

I wish I was able to walk through walls.

Granted, but you can't walk through any open/closed doors.

I wish I could lift.

Frenegade · 12-15-2012, 05:26 PM

Granted, but during a televised lifting event, you shit yourself.

I wish my uncle wasn't a bipolar nightmare.

**DragonIIDX** · 12-20-2012, 01:51 PM

Granted but your Uncle is still a jerk even without being bipolar.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today in this blizzard

06-6-2012, 12:28 PM	#162
Herogashix Descension from Heaven Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,180	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but on your way back home your plane crashes into the ocean. I wish I got 100 dollars a day for life. __________________

06-7-2012, 02:21 AM	#165
supermousie FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: no Age: 13 Posts: 1,074	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but then dossar would call bs on you, irredeemably shaming you in front of the FFR community. I wish for the ability to instantaneously teleport wherever and whenever I want.

06-7-2012, 04:41 AM	#166
Hateandhatred "The Quebec Steparatist." Join Date: Feb 2011 Age: 33 Posts: 1,947	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but you will lose a part of your body everytime, like a finger or your dick. I wish I could know everything that is knowable about people and about the world __________________

06-7-2012, 05:42 AM	#167
Frenegade FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 34	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but you lose the all-too-important knowledge of self. I wish that I was a chef in a five star restaurant. Last edited by Frenegade; 06-7-2012 at 05:43 AM.. Reason: glutton for grammar (sometimes)

06-7-2012, 06:46 AM	#168
XxMidigamixX FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North Cuba, FL Posts: 2,040	Re: ★ Make a Wish! granted, but the only thing you have to work there is a toaster. I wish that there was a remote controller that can make people quiet around you and you can manipulate the enviroment. Click Reference lol __________________ Click to join!

06-8-2012, 05:23 PM	#169
Hateandhatred "The Quebec Steparatist." Join Date: Feb 2011 Age: 33 Posts: 1,947	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but each time you use it a year of your life is taken off. I wish I could be blind and deaf, and that the weather would always be an incredibly harsh winter outside. __________________

06-8-2012, 10:58 PM	#170
Frenegade FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 34	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but it's all in your head. Oh, and you're Sarah Palin. I wish a six pack of Newcastle would appear every time I said "aaand... boom!"

06-24-2012, 01:39 PM	#173
Frenegade FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 34	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but you are ugly on the inside. And a terrible cook. :P I wish I had a jar of Claussen pickles and some fresh pastrami.

07-28-2012, 02:34 AM	#175
Frenegade FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 34	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but you are R Kellys bitch now (and he's aware of how you damn near sabatoged the thread with yr wizdumb). I wish I had a concrete mini bowl in my backyard. __________________

12-13-2012, 11:03 PM	#176
d-feather FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Lake Forest Park, Washington Posts: 24	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but the concrete hasn't dried. I wish I was able to walk through walls.

12-13-2012, 11:55 PM	#177
Xiz TWG Chaos Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Cali4nia Age: 32 Posts: 3,399	Re: ★ Make a Wish! I sometime's wish I was a pentagon. Bitches love shapes. __________________

12-15-2012, 05:26 PM	#179
Frenegade FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 34	Re: ★ Make a Wish! Granted, but during a televised lifting event, you shit yourself. I wish my uncle wasn't a bipolar nightmare. __________________

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