Ur mom AMA

**DefTeaMachine** · 08-17-2014, 08:06 PM

come at me sonny boy

Zapmeister · 08-19-2014, 03:55 PM

You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, an anteater, a hamster, and a pigeon. You're holding Qs 7h and the flop is 3d 9d Qh. The tiger looks really tired and is having trouble concentrating on the game but still appears a little menacing, and it bets 1/3 the pot. The badger folds. The anteater is completely emotionless and stares at the tiger for a bit and glances around at the rest of the table quickly, and calls. The hamster already folded preflop. The pigeon is making a nuisance of itself by flying between the trees in such a way as if it was pretending to play real life flappy bird, but then it also folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What is the difference between creme fraiche and fromage frais?

When was the last time you accidentally walked into a wall/door/lamppost/bollard/pole/roadsign/other large inanimate object without realising it?

How likely do you think it is that you had once been a potato in a past life? What about a dinosaur?

**DefTeaMachine** · 08-30-2014, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, an anteater, a hamster, and a pigeon. You're holding Qs 7h and the flop is 3d 9d Qh. The tiger looks really tired and is having trouble concentrating on the game but still appears a little menacing, and it bets 1/3 the pot. The badger folds. The anteater is completely emotionless and stares at the tiger for a bit and glances around at the rest of the table quickly, and calls. The hamster already folded preflop. The pigeon is making a nuisance of itself by flying between the trees in such a way as if it was pretending to play real life flappy bird, but then it also folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What is the difference between creme fraiche and fromage frais?

When was the last time you accidentally walked into a wall/door/lamppost/bollard/pole/roadsign/other large inanimate object without realising it?

How likely do you think it is that you had once been a potato in a past life? What about a dinosaur?

1) Id lay down a draw 2 and call yahtzee
2) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...e-fraiche.html
3) On the way in here to respond actually. Its a pretty common occurance
4) I don't think i was a potato, but there is pretty good chance i was a dinosaur seeing as im fat and ugly

**Ghakimx** · 09-18-2014, 07:31 AM

What is the origin of your name

08-17-2014, 08:06 PM	#1
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08-19-2014, 03:55 PM	#2
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: Ur mom AMA You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, an anteater, a hamster, and a pigeon. You're holding Qs 7h and the flop is 3d 9d Qh. The tiger looks really tired and is having trouble concentrating on the game but still appears a little menacing, and it bets 1/3 the pot. The badger folds. The anteater is completely emotionless and stares at the tiger for a bit and glances around at the rest of the table quickly, and calls. The hamster already folded preflop. The pigeon is making a nuisance of itself by flying between the trees in such a way as if it was pretending to play real life flappy bird, but then it also folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming? What is the difference between creme fraiche and fromage frais? When was the last time you accidentally walked into a wall/door/lamppost/bollard/pole/roadsign/other large inanimate object without realising it? How likely do you think it is that you had once been a potato in a past life? What about a dinosaur? __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

09-18-2014, 07:31 AM	#4
Ghakimx Cutie&Handshaking Sounds Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Xingapore Posts: 1,594	Re: Ur mom AMA What is the origin of your name __________________ I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR. Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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