Uhhm, hi.

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

People are interested in me, I guess, so I can start one of these. I've been here for a long time, can't really recall all the history though. I'm kinda shy, but at the same time I'm kinda tired of not having a lot of genuine connections in my life. The thing is, I'm either so quick to wanna bring someone close and reveal core things that I end up pushing them away, or so scared that they'll reject me that I totally block myself off to them. So, the thought I had is that maybe I'll be able to find some sort of middle ground with this, maybe? I don't know. I'm kinda pathetic in that fashion. I really just want to let people know stuff, if they really are interested in me...this was just a spur of the moment thing, to be honest, and I'm interested in seeing where it goes.

Anyways, enough of that. Just start asking stuff and remember the rules. Please read my profile info, as I feel that addresses some of the more obvious questions.

A couple more anecdotes:
- I do live in Chicago.
- I am 5"10 and weigh around...uh, 165 pounds, I think?
- I'm mixed up racially, primarily European and Hispanic ancestry. Not that I ever think about it much. I'm just a person.
- I might make music again someday...well, I have been, it's just that I've never finished anything.
- I'm definitely going to make more stepfiles, but I need to get a permissions hitlist going first.
- I need someone to help me set up a TF2 dedicated server.
- This is my youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/BDNproductions

That's all I can think of now. Fire away...

- Kai

[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a panda, a badger, a monkey, a llama, a sheep, a hamster, a salmon, and a Venus flytrap. You're holding Ah 10h and the flop is 7c 3s 5h. The tiger nonchalantly checks. The panda hesitates for a very long time and bets the minimum. Instantly, everybody else folds around to the Venus flytrap, which minimum raises. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What would you say is the most mis-rated ffr song?

If in the future, a gravity train was actually built (that's where you dig a tunnel between any two points on the Earth's surface and jump into it and you will get to the other side in about 40 minutes under gravity alone) how much money would you pay to use it for on a daily basis for commuting?

If I have 9 apples and you have 13 oranges, how many times can you full combo Excite Bike before the turtle gets through the catflap?

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a panda, a badger, a monkey, a llama, a sheep, a hamster, a salmon, and a Venus flytrap. You're holding Ah 10h and the flop is 7c 3s 5h. The tiger nonchalantly checks. The panda hesitates for a very long time and bets the minimum. Instantly, everybody else folds around to the Venus flytrap, which minimum raises. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

I don't play poker.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

What would you say is the most mis-rated ffr song?

In terms of difficulty or intrinsic value as a stepfile?

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

If in the future, a gravity train was actually built (that's where you dig a tunnel between any two points on the Earth's surface and jump into it and you will get to the other side in about 40 minutes under gravity alone) how much money would you pay to use it for on a daily basis for commuting?

I'd prefer not to commute that far, but if I couldn't help it, I couldn't. Oh man, this is difficult! Would they offer monthly passes?

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

If I have 9 apples and you have 13 oranges, how many times can you full combo Excite Bike before the turtle gets through the catflap?

Exactly 17.42. Red-Eared Sliders are deceptively fast, but the Vitamin C gives me a boost.



Neeeext!
you're such a tryhard.