All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Originally Posted by Grandiagod

"I can smell your love juices from here" - La Blue Girl

o.O

[lord_carbo]

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd on his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." -Rodney Dangerfield

[hydrojakep]

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[mattyohh]

Originally Posted by dontcareaboutmyid

o.O

In soviet Russia, Music Pirates you - dontcareaboutmyid

[Lightknight924]

I never get those jokes.... ;_;

[coreywatson]

"life is a game the only way to win is to take out the man making the moves"
- corey

"people die.....get used to it"
-corey

[Pumble]

Originally Posted by coreywatson

"life is a game the only way to win is to take out the man making the moves"
- corey

"people die.....get used to it"
-corey

Wow, those quotes by you (clever) changed my life.

I'm not sure how though.

[esupin]

"I don't speak Canadian."

-Vince Carter, commenting on his feeling about playing in Toronto when he was drafted.

[stretchypanda]

"Taking the vowels out of words doesn't ALWAYS make you cool!"

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You have to hope even more and cover your ears and go 'BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!'" - Fry

"When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - God (Futurama-style)

[esupin]

"Do you have a raisin?

No?

How about a date?"

[mattyohh]

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.

"I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe."
Bob Hope

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

[LordKratosAurion]

"When falling 30,000 feet, you find the first 29,999 are easy...it's just the last one you have to watch out for." - Unknown

[mattyohh]

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - George W. Bush
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isn't it great to see that kind of thing from a leader of a country with lots of Nukes.....

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by mattyohh

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - George W. Bush
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isn't it great to see that kind of thing from a leader of a country with lots of Nukes.....

I wouldnt trust anyone else.

"I wouldnt trust anyone else" - Me, referring to George W. Bush as the commander and chief of the armed forces.

[GuidoHunter]

http://andy.mikee385.com:81/quotes.txt
800 kb of awesome quotes, mostly really funny.

"A Physicist is someone who averages the first 3 terms of a divergent series..."

If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.

A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'

Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Torlock]

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'

My science teacher has that on a bumper sticker hanging on the wall.

[Cj_leonine]

"George Bush does not care about black people"
~ Kanye West

[mattyohh]

what'd you mean it's a swivel Badger? - Kayla Lambley

[mattyohh]

so, do you posrt here often? - Me

[Lightknight924]

"Wisdom can only be found in the fools. For their foolishness makes them more and more expirienced in life. Thus they are wise when they're time comes short." -Lightknight

"And he who goes to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
Another soldier reporting sir,
I've served my time in Hell." - D Wight Eisenhower, December 6, 1942