Ant in my ear

[Syhto]

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The worst bug story I have isn't even that bad, and it was when someone put a huge grub down my shirt and it got smashed between my tits, and, it was everywhere.

Then a fly flew into my eye once, and it was stuck up in my eyelid, and I could feel it wiggling and squirming trying to get out.

[dore]

One time when I was sleeping I got bit by a spider. I didn't realize it until gym class when I could barely walk

nothing nearly as bad as you

[jchinzilla]

grub smashing betwixt tits, stuff flying in eyes, wiggling and squirming

[Syhto]

hahahaahahahahha

p.s. I remember one time in the summer out on a farm, ~20 cicadas got stuck in my hair. It was horrible.

[foilman8805]

He approves.

[tofurox]

I've had nothing as bad as this. One time I was biking and a fly went into my mouth, then a few minutes another went part way into my noes, and then another in my mouth. God that was a horrible day. But I guess I'd like to consider myself forever lucky.

[DJ_Swabber]

Ohh ohh, story time. So, my family and I go out to eat at our favorite Thai restaurant. My grandma and aunt had never been there before. My mom, sisters and I have been going there for years.. I also had a huge crush on this Thai boy who works there... ANYWAY.

So, we have the usual (awesome) food that we all love.. pineapple rice, thai soup, pad thai, salad wraps, etc.. we finish up and are very satisfied. So, I'm looking at my sister and were trying to ignore the dog talk my aunt is talking about, when we see something moving on the wall. My sister snatches it up, and... WHAT? We have cockroaches around here? We try not to alarm them, because if my grandma found out it would be her new topic for 5 years. So, we look around.. wtf, 2 are on my purse, sick. More on the walls. My sister and I start laughing and they can't figure it out. We told my aunt and she was like O_O. My grandma never found out.

I haven't been back there since...
Cockroaches are everywhere, yes... but come ON. Crawling on table, walls, windows, and floor?!

I lol'd when we told the owners what we'd found, and later that week they were closed with a hand written sign and weren't open for a while. xD

[sameoldbloodrush!]

Today I was walking in school and there was a ****in' cockroach laying upside down with some legs missing and squirming.
God, it was disgusting. My school is gross.
Thought this was sort of relative. xD

[coraleaterlinda]

i saw cockroaches in my high school cafeteria.

a gnat flew in my eye once and got smashed in my eyelid. it was gross.

i've stepped in a cockroach nest (while wearing flipflops) 3 times. much screaming was heard.

[Dark_Chrysalis]

One morning while I was getting ready for school (like 8 years ago), I had placed my jacket on since it was a little cold and I was wearing a T-shirt. Later, while on the drive to school, I had this odd sensation in my jacket sleeves, I couldn't quite explain it; it was like an itchy sensation. The inside of my jacket had a felt-like material, so I wasn't too concerned about it, and I forgot about it. Once I arrived at school, my friend and I decided to have a jacket fight, so I took my jacket off and started smacking him with it...

... and after a few hits, a gigantic wolf spider flew out of the sleeve. Not only that, but it had its BABIES on it. On second investigation of my person, I saw tens of baby wolf spiders crawling all over me.

This, I believe, is to explain my archnaphobia.

[who_cares973]

I was watching a show about the 100 worst things found inside the human body and one of them was a june bug in the ear.

personal story

it was after a night of watching movies and eating popcorn. my brother was watching the movies he had rented in my room while I was using the computer in the living room. once my brother was done watching his movies at around midnight ish he tells me and I turn off the computer and go to sleep. what I didn't know was that the little bastard forgot to throw away his popcorn bag so I woke up that morning with hundreds of ants all over my body.no phobias developed though lol

[OniYoshi]

I had a earwig crawl into my ear.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funmonkey54]

Originally Posted by OniYoshi

I had a earwig crawl into my ear.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are nasty. I hate those things.

[Syhto]

One time my friend had a june bug in his ear. I have no idea how it got in there.

[Quigly]

This thread made me throw up in my mouth about 3 times. God I hate bugs.

[who_cares973]

don't be like rubix quigly

[Quigly]

But he's good at FFR...

[Bangcrashboom]

i had a fly go up my nose before.... was irritating

[dean_machine]

When I was in 9th grade, we were dissecting crawfish in our science class. Someone that liked to keep bugging me put the head of one down my neck and down my shirt, and I had trouble getting it out. Not as gross or scary as something live in the ear though.

[Nightswrath]

Originally Posted by DJ_Swabber

Haha. You're twisted, though it's crossed my mind. xD

Ever since I saw this episode of Star Trek, where they put these worm things in their ears to control them (I think?) I've been afraid of stuff going in my ears. D:
DAMN YOU STAR TREK.

I saw a star trek episode where a character peeled off his toenail and used it as a communicator. I have a buried fear of walking barefoot, getting my toenail stuck in something, taking a step and ripping it off.


To stay on track, I've had numerous times where a bug flew into the corner of my eye. I could feel it wiggle around and, I'm guessing, eventually die.