Ask Clippy Anything

[Bluearrowll]

I cleaned my room the other day. Each time I clean my room I tend to misplace one thing that I need almost immediately after. It just so happened that I was looking for my paperclips after I cleaned and discovered that I had now misplaced them. It is a box of 100 paperclips that is still relatively full. They are somewhere in my room. Where abouts should I look? They were last on my desk.

[PaperclipGames]

That's funny, I tend to do the same thing. There are two options: you have something with drawers (which you don't use for clothes). Check that. Otherwise, check any table/nightstand/etc. If that still doesn't work, check if the box hasn't simply fallen off your desk.

[Zapmeister]

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

Then the only way for me to win is if I get an 8, 10 twice, J twice or two clovers

or a Queen. you're not very good at poker are you :P

[PaperclipGames]

Welp! The odds for a Queen to appear is something like 4/47. Then, only if someone else has A10, I could still lose. About 0.8% chance of that (assuming a Queen on the turn). So the Q gives me roughly an extra 1/12 chance of winning.

Combined with the other things, well, I guess I could call then and see if something funny happens.

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

I was gonna say yes, but then I noticed. fuk u emitththhtth

~<3 he mad, he so mad
p.s. would marry too js
Favourite animu pairing?

[PaperclipGames]

I have no favourite animu pairing. You overestimate how much anime I watch.

i love you too bro, let's do it

[Pseudo Enigma]

Why don't you watch enough animu to obtain teh loves for them parus

[PaperclipGames]

Laziness, and lack of spare time. Primarily the former though. I guess I just don't want it enough to take so much time away from me.

[Pseudo Enigma]

btw was that as painful to read as it was for me to write?

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

[PaperclipGames]

i am 12 and what is that phrase
Also you worded it slightly incorrectly. I know, I'm a bitch.

On a side note, it wasn't painful to read, after all I'm used to you being a huge weeaboo huehuehue

[Pseudo Enigma]

you forgot the part where I just took it from google off the first copypasta place I could find.

[PaperclipGames]

That was not a question, try again.

[Pseudo Enigma]

did you forgot the part where I just took it from google off the first copypasta place I could find?

fuck the tenses

[PaperclipGames]

Yep.

[PaperclipGames]

More people know me by now, and people also know me better than before, so, shameless bump from the third page.

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

Ask me anything. Absolutely anything. I'm more than happy to answer creepy stuff too - in fact, I enjoy it. If that breaks the rules though, go ahead and PM me. I'll answer things ASAP :3

gogogogo~

GOGOGO

[Zapmeister]

you can have some more questions even though i've already posted here

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

The tiger may have low pair, middle pair tops. The polar bear might be bluffing, just to try and make the others fold (unsuccessfully). Considering there were three calls for 3x the bet, odds are very high one of them has a king. Then the only way for me to win is if I get an 8, 10 twice, J twice or two clovers - the odds for these are all pretty small. If I were playing with chips that hold no value, I'd at the least call, possibly re-raise to 6x. If it were about money, I think I'd fold.

Let's say you're playing with meaningless chips for the sake of it. The tiger confidently snap calls your re-raise then falls asleep again. The polar bear also calls, but more hesitantly. The woodlouse folds. The shoebill keeps jumping around all over the place like a kangaroo but also calls. The turn card is 10s and the tiger wakes up and yawns loudly and bets 3x the minimum and pretends to sleep. The polar bear thinks about rubbing the tiger's stomach but remembers that 5 of its 6 ends are pointy when it lies like that and slowly backs away. After much hesitation it calls then starts staring at you. The shoebill immediately folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Do you ever get annoyed that the forum datestamp goes month-day-year?

When was the last time you jumped or fell into a swimming pool or lake or ocean or other large amount of water?

Do you hate it when a question doesn't end the way you think it octopus?

[PaperclipGames]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Let's say you're playing with meaningless chips for the sake of it. The tiger confidently snap calls your re-raise then falls asleep again. The polar bear also calls, but more hesitantly. The woodlouse folds. The shoebill keeps jumping around all over the place like a kangaroo but also calls. The turn card is 10s and the tiger wakes up and yawns loudly and bets 3x the minimum and pretends to sleep. The polar bear thinks about rubbing the tiger's stomach but remembers that 5 of its 6 ends are pointy when it lies like that and slowly backs away. After much hesitation it calls then starts staring at you. The shoebill immediately folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

I'd run screaming because it's too early in the morning for me to properly judge this scenario.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Do you ever get annoyed that the forum datestamp goes month-day-year?

Yes. Occasionally I need to tripple-check this for myself, especially when both the month and the day are similar (and in particular, less than or equal to 12). Dates like 8-7-2013 are going to confuse me and it's annoying. Who the fuck came with the idea "let's arrange them in order big-small-bigger".
Then there's also this thing where you have 11:59 AM, then 12:00 PM on to 12:59 PM and then 1 PM. So the AM/PM thing switches one hour before the actual numbers do. What the actual hell. (I know 12:01 is technically past noon and thus warrants a PM label, but even then you could still call it 0:01 PM instead). 24 hour system FTW.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

When was the last time you jumped or fell into a swimming pool or lake or ocean or other large amount of water?

About four weeks ago, in Prague. I intended to go swimming last Thursday but I wasn't feeling too well. Probably because I drank a lot the night before, ohohoho.

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Do you hate it when a question doesn't end the way you think it octopus?

I do, but I liked this question, because I expected it to end with something different than what my mind would have suggested otherwise, since it was clear right away that it was some sort of meta-question. +5 points for trying, but no +10 for great success.

[dAnceguy117]

yo!

what was the inspiration for your choice of username?

how did you discover FFR?

if you had to have either two prosthetic legs or one prosthetic arm, which would you choose?

what's your favorite season?

[PaperclipGames]

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

what was the inspiration for your choice of username?

Uh... paperclips. I had some paperclips on my desk. I was about 11 when I first used it. I used to entangle paperclips and it would be some sort of game/puzzle to untangle it in some specific order or something (I had them in different colours).

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

how did you discover FFR?

I'm not sure. What I do know is that a particular friend of mine introduced me to SM one day (I remember this day), and I played songs on normal cmod (x1) and I sucked hard because of that, lol. I'm not sure if SM has led me to FFR - or that me talking to that friend about my endeavours in GH3 made him link SM to me. Then there's also this thing where I found some random little Flash FFR thing with like 3 songs on it on some artist's webpage somewhere, but I don't remember the artist in question. I was about 13 at the time, so that'd be about 7 years ago.

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

if you had to have either two prosthetic legs or one prosthetic arm, which would you choose?

Two legs. I value my hands too much to even run the risk of losing some abilities with either of them, whereas my leg coordination is shit anyway; I never run, mostly because I simply can't, as I never really learned how to move my legs properly and stuff. If the prosthetic legs allow me to walk normally (which I assume is the case), then this is a really easy choice for me.

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

what's your favorite season?

When winter: summer. When it's spring: spring. When it's summer: winter. When it's autumn: spring. When it's winter: summer.
I suppose this means that spring is my actual favourite. Lawl.