TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Game Thread

[Yoshiisland]

For the record, I did protect Pedo.

[Xiz]

Sorry, i'm not the wolf.

I believe out of everyone here, Arnt would be the one to kill funny.

Also, @sunfan I'm on campus and have a full packed day of doing shit. Like, I didn't think I'd be doing this much stuff so I might sub out sadly if I can't commit enough for the next 24h.

If everyone is okay with delayed responses from me i'll stay in.

Fun facts about my school:

- No censorship policy
- Clothing is optional across campus
- Shia LaBeouf apparently got accepted here last year, paid his tuition deposit, then never showed up last year.

[Xiz]

arnt

I don't see gradiant being a wolf this game at all

I'm still paranoid about cedo. I think the game is over if we kill arnt though.

[Charu]

Well Xiz, if we're doing the doctor thing, I think, actually, it would be wise to no lynch, let the wolf finally kill me (because lol, what the hell is he playing at leaving me alive?), then lynch arnt next phase so it'll for sure force F3 and not F4r

[Charu]

I mean, that IS what you said is the optimal strategy, correct?

[Charu]

...Actually no, never mind, even if it's F4, it's still auto

lol, I'm dumb

[Charu]

For some reason I thought the wolf was trying to go for some jank numbering crap since a mod kill happened.

But even if F4 they got a myslynch, wolf would still lose.

[Arntonach]

Originally Posted by Xiz

Sorry, i'm not the wolf.

I believe out of everyone here, Arnt would be the one to kill funny.

Excuse me? I was the one who pointed out that funnygurl was no way a wolf due to dbp's ploy at EoD d0. Why the fuck would I kill her NOW if I could've just taken her down earlier? And why would I try to build up a defense for her to begin with if it'd just make lynching her harder. I could have gone ahead and built up a case for her, but I didn't want people to lynch verified towns since she was a town.

[Arntonach]

Fuck off xiz I'm still pissed off at you for trying to fish for doctors

[Xiz]

Oh, it actually is arnt. Shoulda went with my gut last phase.

Also if you actually were pissed at me, you should have brought it up.
Also what wolf leads the lynch and kills both of their two wolf partners? (still assuming 1 is left)
Also why did you have botchi as top town and top mafia in that one reads list you had?
Also why did you not vote both confirm wolfs?
Also why would I bus both of my wolf partners as scum?
Also why am I giving optimal doctor plays that would literally fuck me at end game if I was a wolf?



The reason why you would kill funny is because you would be the one not to realize that you could have killed a free blue last phase. (Please don't take offense to that) Also funny was a top confirmed town of yours in your world when she was not in the confirmed pool (with myself and gradiant), so that makes perfect scene why you would kill funny.


Shiiiit I should have went with my gut lol. I almost got 3 in a row.

[Xiz]

Btw arnt you probably wont answer any of those questions because you actually can't, but they are for everyone else as to why it's you.


The ONLY other scenario is if one of the medics is lying. Funny believed that all 3 medics were telling the truth, so killing her makes no sense if one of the medics was fake. Killing funny imo helped solidify that there are 3 medics.

(It's funny, because I really was hoping charu would have been the last wolf, or cedo, but looking at their voting patterns and play makes that p much impossible lol)

[Xiz]

I won't be able to post again until after midnight westcoast time. If people want me to replace I will.

[Xiz]

Originally Posted by Charu

...Actually no, never mind, even if it's F4, it's still auto

lol, I'm dumb

Exactly. Assuming that if cedo and yoshi are real, then it's already auto, and it's impossible for us to loose.
I'm not worried.


HOWEVER

I am worried that cedo is fake. He was the hammer on Zenith so that doesn't hold that much weight since he was zenith was the only wagon, and he was the last wagon on the DBP wagon helping create the kitb which helps DEFEND him as real.

To be honest if cedo is fake i'm pretty sure he has already won the game, because it's a risk to go after him and lynch when the letters fit in general.

^ That's just my thoughts on that. I still don't want cedo dead even if I think this might be real, because Arnt is the lynch here.

[Xiz]

I think that's everything I want to say.

Also if somehow arnt gets away this phase and I die, good luck team.

[Xiz]

Originally Posted by Gradiant

Nah, fuck you Xiz

Originally Posted by Arntonach

Fuck off xiz

[Charu]

Alright, I needed that post from you, Xiz. Was starting to worry that you might be the one.

So, if Arnt is a miss, just by the way, then I guess Gradiant is next? If anything, the first few posts this phase certainly made me raise a brow at him for assuming they killed Funny because of being top town... and not because they didn't know I was pretty much free.

But then again, one could argue because Gradiant said that, he wouldn't be a wolf because a wolf would take into considerations of what has been posted and then go with it.

...

What a game

[Charu]

It's like... I don't know, the last wolf is making janky decisions and it's throwing off my thought logic.

It's like the last wolf is deliberately making questionable plays.

Trolling the game, so to speak.

Honestly, if the last wolf is within one of the medics. God damn dude, what a big dick gamble that wolf did. Remember, cedo and yoshi claimed full before I even said anything and before anyone else could potentially claim.

That's a huuuuuge freakin' risk for a wolf to take, and if they went for it, then lol. There's really nothing I can do to stop them winning, now can I? It's a high risk high reward thing that's pretty much unbeatable if successful... unless we all want to stop playing TWG by the rulebook and do unorthodox lynching.

[Gradiant]

Arnt

[Gradiant]

Originally Posted by Charu

Honestly, if the last wolf is within one of the medics.

I seriously doubt it.
It's between Xiz or Arnt, but Arnt had no reason really to vote for Xiz there after me. The only thing I recall Arnt being suspicious about with Xiz was the doctor fakeclaim, but that was only after the pretty terrible progression of posts reacting to the claims

[thesunfan]

Votecount:
xiz (1)- Arnt
arnt (2)- Xiz, Gradiant