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Old 07-14-2008, 10:16 PM   #41
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Default Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

make sure you dont get the aids.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:17 PM   #42
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Also, I don't think he could be accused of rape, but she would. She's older, correct?
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:17 PM   #44
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ITT, lucky bastard.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:18 PM   #45
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Even he can't save you.
Uh, yes I can, but I'd rather him figure this out on his own.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:18 PM   #46
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We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:18 PM   #47
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Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with five fingers.
Isn't that normal...?

Also this story sounds very familiar.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #48
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Tell her you don't has sex with whores.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #49
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Honestly, if she were really hot...

Just saying... people have done far, far crazier things without repercussion.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #50
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We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.
LOL, wow dude.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #51
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We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.

That just made my night.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:20 PM   #52
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Oh, and remember to preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey. Nobody likes a man who deprives his lady of foreplay.
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Also this story sounds very familiar.
Read: BS
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:20 PM   #54
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That just made my night.
same. If she's hot do it. If she's not run.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:21 PM   #55
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post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:21 PM   #56
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For the people talking about mutated children, some cultures allow cousins to marry and the risk of birth defects is considerably lower than if it was with a sibling, parent, or child. Just because you find it disgusting due to the culture you grew up in doesn't mean it's necessarily wrong.
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most of these are not helping.... and 50 replies? omg
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:22 PM   #58
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post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.
Ninja'd. But yea, DO IT. Let the FFR community decide for you.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:22 PM   #59
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Remember: sex is just like basketball. You always dribble before you shoot. Moral? Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:22 PM   #60
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Emo_Saur_, Brilliant Dynamite Neon*, crobins, DarkManticoreX2, elvis236, EnR, gnr61, HammyMcSquirrel, jellygod, l Endorphin l, LLaMaSaUceYup, MrRubix, MystictheHedgehog, Quigly, reptile3141, retard_gamer, rzr, shadow 1800, Shenlon, Silver_Brian, SnS, Sullyman2007, timotolkki11, u84, unicycleboy1313, Verruckter, vvav, WolfXhunter, Xandertrax, XUioX, ~!!~Midna~!!~


Ohkay, hmm. Do your cousin, have kids with a bike and a penis growing out of his fore head. trust me, I'd rather have that then having a kid look like pee-wee herman.
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