Ant in my ear

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 01:55 PM

So. This is the second time that I've woken up to my finger in my ear trying to loosen it up, like theres water in it. Then the scratching sounds start. I shoot straight out of bed and run to the bathroom, trying not to scream from the feeling/sound coming from the inside of my ear that I cannot get to. I start to panic and since it's happened before, I put water in my ear and try sloshing it around and motioning my head downward to push the water/ant out of my ear. My mom comes in and shes like wtf are you doing, because at this point I am crying really hard and smacking my head. This is by far THE worst experience(s) I've been through. My mom insists that it's just water/fluids in my head that are trying to drain, because I've always had problems with that. So like an hour and something goes by of me trying to read about unclogging my ears, and I can feel the water starting to drain out of my head.. the noise lessens and I'm like "ahh.." (It's hard to explain... the noise is like someone is swirling around a wire brush deep in your ear... plus this sick feeling/pain)
And yeah so I guess the water finally gets it out 'cause I'm just casually touching the inside of my ear, and theres the damn dead ant. My ear feels swollen on the inside and is probably getting an infection.
I'm on the verge of just blowing all my money on an exterminator.
Has anyone else had this happen?? XD
P.S. The last time this happened, I slept with ear plugs every night for like 6 months. =.=

OrganisM · 02-24-2009, 01:59 PM

I've had lots of bizarre little things like that.. blowtorch fixes everything. :P

**Redorigami** · 02-24-2009, 02:01 PM

That's really pretty gross.
No pix?

bluguerrilla · 02-24-2009, 02:01 PM

My uncle woke up with a fly stuck in his ear and when he poured water into it he listened to it's 'death buzz'. No joke.

Just the thought of **** like this makes me itch and squirm.

sameoldbloodrush! · 02-24-2009, 02:04 PM

Holy ****, I would have freaked out if there was an ant in my ear. I have extreme problems with bugs being on me (not that almost everyone doesn't). But being in my ear? Ahhh. One time there was an ant on the brim of a cup I was drinking out of and pretty much ever since then, I check my glass for ants. Annoying habit, man.

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bluguerrilla

My uncle woke up with a fly stuck in his ear and when he poured water into it he listened to it's 'death buzz'. No joke.

Just the thought of **** like this makes me itch and squirm.

That's really bad. I've heard some sick stories about bugs getting in your ear. I was always so afraid of that happening, and then when it happened to me I was like KILL ME. XD
It makes me feel better taking out my anger on any ant that I find around the house though. >=] HULK SMASH

bluguerrilla · 02-24-2009, 02:06 PM

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sameoldbloodrush!

Holy ****, I would have freaked out if there was an ant in my ear. I have extreme problems with bugs being on me (not that almost everyone doesn't). But being in my ear? Ahhh. One time there was an ant on the brim of a cup I was drinking out of and pretty much ever since then, I check my glass for ants. Annoying habit, man.

Ohh, I know what you mean! I have to wash out my cup everytime before I drink water or make tea with it because one time, late at night.. I was thirsting and got a glass of water, so I will it up and start to drink.. and as soon as it hits my mouth I spit it out... spider in my cup. XD UGHHH.

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bluguerrilla

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

/fail
That doesn't creep me out because it's too big to get in my ear. XD
I hate pincher bugs though. >.<;

stavie33 · 02-24-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ_Swabber

/fail
That doesn't creep me out because it's too big to get in my ear. XD
I hate pincher bugs though. >.<;

It might not get in your ear, but how would you like to wake up with this thing on your face?

sameoldbloodrush! · 02-24-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ_Swabber

Ohh, I know what you mean! I have to wash out my cup everytime before I drink water or make tea with it because one time, late at night.. I was thirsting and got a glass of water, so I will it up and start to drink.. and as soon as it hits my mouth I spit it out... spider in my cup. XD UGHHH.

KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN THERE, TOO. LOL. I wake up in the middle of the night frequently because sometimes I get a bit dehydrated and my mouth's dry and all (really annoying) but I sit up and it's pitch black but I know that I always have a glass of water next to my bed, so I pick up the glass to drink it right? Felt something in between my lips when I was drinking and it was a bug. D;>

**GG_Guru** · 02-24-2009, 02:14 PM

Ouch, I feel your pain Katie.

I went to a sleepover once and my friend had bugs in his house, they had me sleep on the floor. It's a very scary thing to go through but not as bad as ants in the ears. *pukes*

bluguerrilla · 02-24-2009, 02:14 PM

I mean, like, I'm ok with bugs for the most part. But I really dislike ticks.

I had a dream when I was a kid that it was raining ticks and I was outside and I couldn't get back into my house. It was awesome.

Don't like leeches either.

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by stavie33

It might not get in your ear, but how would you like to wake up with this thing on your face?

My sister had hissing cockroaches, and I found them cute. Also she has a tarantula and it doesn't bother me. XD

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Originally Posted by sameoldbloodrush!

KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN THERE, TOO. LOL. I wake up in the middle of the night frequently because sometimes I get a bit dehydrated and my mouth's dry and all (really annoying) but I sit up and it's pitch black but I know that I always have a glass of water next to my bed, so I pick up the glass to drink it right? Felt something in between my lips when I was drinking and it was a bug. D;>

UGH, yeah! I made that mistake far too often but not anymore, lol. I can never trust a cup in the dark again.

Also, the smell of our ants (in Oregon) WREAK if you smoosh them. It's really odd. It smells worse than poop.

bluguerrilla · 02-24-2009, 02:18 PM

And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-24-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bluguerrilla

I mean, like, I'm ok with bugs for the most part. But I really dislike ticks.

I had a dream when I was a kid that it was raining ticks and I was outside and I couldn't get back into my house. It was awesome.

Don't like leeches either.

OMG (another story)
When I stayed over at my uncles in the summer in Wyoming... they have... HUGE ticks.
He has a green house, and had a business selling plants. Anyway, I was maybe.. 11 or so.. and I felt something stuck to my braid close to my neck. I ran to his employee there, this really nice lady.. and I'm like "Can you seeee whats stuck on me?" and shes like "OMG go to your mom NOW"
So I run back to the house, and... lo and behold...
A GIANT tick is already buried in the back of my neck. Ugh. I didn't even feel it dig in to my skin, it's butt was slightly sticking out still, so my mom heated up a needle and burned it's butt until it pulled it's self out.
I've been through the coolest shet. XD

sameoldbloodrush! · 02-24-2009, 02:21 PM

That's siiiick. o;
The ants in Delaware must not smell, I guess. Either that or I don't pay attention to the odor. xDD

jchinzilla · 02-24-2009, 02:25 PM

you should probably invest in one of these bad boys:

The Baby Nasal Aspirator Vacuum Suction Pigeon!

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Originally Posted by bluguerrilla

And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru

haha penis fish. how about dickfish!!??

OrganisM · 02-24-2009, 02:27 PM

I've accidentally gotten a bug up my nose before... AHHHHH

jchinzilla · 02-24-2009, 02:27 PM

or one of these

02-24-2009, 01:55 PM	#1
DJ_Swabber Is feckin' leget, betch.™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: lokl Age: 35 Posts: 511	Ant in my ear So. This is the second time that I've woken up to my finger in my ear trying to loosen it up, like theres water in it. Then the scratching sounds start. I shoot straight out of bed and run to the bathroom, trying not to scream from the feeling/sound coming from the inside of my ear that I cannot get to. I start to panic and since it's happened before, I put water in my ear and try sloshing it around and motioning my head downward to push the water/ant out of my ear. My mom comes in and shes like wtf are you doing, because at this point I am crying really hard and smacking my head. This is by far THE worst experience(s) I've been through. My mom insists that it's just water/fluids in my head that are trying to drain, because I've always had problems with that. So like an hour and something goes by of me trying to read about unclogging my ears, and I can feel the water starting to drain out of my head.. the noise lessens and I'm like "ahh.." (It's hard to explain... the noise is like someone is swirling around a wire brush deep in your ear... plus this sick feeling/pain) And yeah so I guess the water finally gets it out 'cause I'm just casually touching the inside of my ear, and theres the damn dead ant. My ear feels swollen on the inside and is probably getting an infection. I'm on the verge of just blowing all my money on an exterminator. Has anyone else had this happen?? XD P.S. The last time this happened, I slept with ear plugs every night for like 6 months. =.= __________________ JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

02-24-2009, 01:59 PM	#2
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Ant in my ear I've had lots of bizarre little things like that.. blowtorch fixes everything. :P __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

02-24-2009, 02:01 PM	#4
bluguerrilla FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,966	Re: Ant in my ear My uncle woke up with a fly stuck in his ear and when he poured water into it he listened to it's 'death buzz'. No joke. Just the thought of **** like this makes me itch and squirm. __________________

02-24-2009, 02:06 PM	#7
bluguerrilla FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,966	Re: Ant in my ear KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! __________________

02-24-2009, 02:14 PM	#12
GG_Guru Let em' do what they want Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,219	Re: Ant in my ear Ouch, I feel your pain Katie. I went to a sleepover once and my friend had bugs in his house, they had me sleep on the floor. It's a very scary thing to go through but not as bad as ants in the ears. pukes __________________

02-24-2009, 02:14 PM	#13
bluguerrilla FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,966	Re: Ant in my ear I mean, like, I'm ok with bugs for the most part. But I really dislike ticks. I had a dream when I was a kid that it was raining ticks and I was outside and I couldn't get back into my house. It was awesome. Don't like leeches either. __________________

02-24-2009, 02:18 PM	#15
bluguerrilla FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,966	Re: Ant in my ear And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru __________________

02-24-2009, 02:27 PM	#19
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Ant in my ear I've accidentally gotten a bug up my nose before... AHHHHH __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

02-24-2009, 02:27 PM	#20
jchinzilla i like cheese Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 26 Posts: 2,106	Re: Ant in my ear or one of these __________________

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