Rap of The Chosen Six

[Hazelle]

I don't have a rhythm chosen - i just kinda made the syllables equal each other line by line (you'll see). Anyway here it is:

There were the six ponies
And then there were bronies
Rainbow dash had her fans
Then I joined money sans

I got the combod six
In blood it’s blended mix
I ruin the even ,make it odd
Watch the lucky seven come hard

Stealin’ up the stage and takin’ the fame
Dash aint nothing cept rushin’ to lame
Twilight’s outsmarted
Pinkie’s partied out
Rarity’s trend fell
Flutter’s just soft shell
And can’t forget the jack of all apples

She’s a pretty tough mare
But I give the cold stare
She’s just not city enough
I’m just callin’ out her bluff

I’m struttin’ around with my money and bronies
Say I’m too rated but it’s just cause you’re lonelies
I’m livin up to my name
You can never find the shame

If you live for what you love
And you love in what you do
And just shittin’ y’all I love all my ponies
And that is why I am really one of the bronies