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Cerebellumberjack
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Ten Gallon Rap
Cowboy rap motherfucker six shooter at my side
got my spurs dug deep in my honky-tonk ride yo we ride all day and we drink all night eatin chili singing songs by the motherfucking fire light smokin' cigs shootin bitches who aint know that I'm the law what? you thought that I was queer like in that flick you saw Nah man fuck that I like my bitches in heels with a big fucking ass and some bigger fucking wagon wheels The bitches want my barrel and they suck it till I shoot then they all wanna cuddle but I give em the fucking the cowboy boot Cowboy rap motherfucker got the badge in my hand all the motherfucking deputies obey my command the whole world's in fucking love with my looks and my wit I'm like barack obama cept I'll shoot up your shit some ho comes to my camp and she's cryin and shit I motion to my lap and I tell that bitch to sit said some bitches stole her diamonds and are headed out west said she whined and she whined till she heard I was the fucking best says she aint got nothin, and I says it's ok I say we can work out some other way for you to pay I smile and I nod and I tell you folks that that bitch got an ass like a ten gallon hat Cowboy rap motherfucker we ride straight into the night after shit settles down after a quick ass fight Sometimes I want to chill out maybe stay for a week but then I'm like naw man I'd lose my fucking mystique -- This was just too good to confine to ffya. |
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
This is the single greatest post in the history of lit.
I think I'd need to hear it performed before really giving it any sort of criticism because I feel like any incongruities I hear might be ironed out hearing someone really perform it. This is original, hilarious, and should be making you gratuitous amounts of money.
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04-6-2009, 09:56 PM
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Them arrows.
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
EPIC.
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04-15-2009, 06:55 PM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
Yes.
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04-15-2009, 06:57 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
i love you
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04-15-2009, 07:20 PM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
"some ho comes to my camp and she's cryin and shlt
I motion to my lap and I tell that bitch to sit" haha my favorite line. this rap is pure win
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04-15-2009, 07:48 PM
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i like cheese
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
so gon' spit dis ova a beat??
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
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04-15-2009, 09:30 PM
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The 40% Iron Chef
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
fucking amazing
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04-16-2009, 12:37 AM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
pretty c00l
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04-16-2009, 12:47 AM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
I wish it stayed in ffya
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04-16-2009, 02:07 AM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
it was pretty alright
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04-16-2009, 04:33 AM
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Re: Ten Gallon Rap
Totally epic. And it would be doubly so if you were to find a good mic and actually perform the rap. Someone step this and put it on FFR.
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