choof AMA v2.0.4

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solo charts have been buffed, 0 has been nerfed, "your file looks like shit" is now an instant cast

ask me about things

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choof is my irl nickname btw, don't ask me

[Snowcrafta]

Will you marry me?

[lurker]

how long have you been into post-field recordingcore

[Alioth]

if you are agnostic/atheist, how long since?

[Zapmeister]

You invent a food product where you mix together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter". What do you name it?

Approximately what is the monetary value of a single ffr credit?

You wake up one morning and there is a can of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling. You're not sure exactly how it's stuck there but it's reasonable to assume it was superglue or something. You think nothing of it. The next day you wake up and there are 2 cans of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling, one underneath the other, with what is probably superglue. You think nothing of it. The next day you wake up and there are 3 cans of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling forming a tower extending down from the ceiling. And so on. You get to the day when you wake up and the tower of spaghetti cans coming down from the ceiling has extended so far down that there isn't any more space for one more can to fit between the lowest point of the tower and the floor. What do you expect to see when you awaken the next morning?

Do you know if you are 3 degrees of friendship away from any famous people? (like 1 degree means you're friends with someone, 2 means you have a mutual friend, 3 means you're friends with someone who has a mutual friend with them) If not, what if instead if "friendship", write "acquaintance"?

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Originally Posted by Snowcrafta

Will you marry me?

i'm already married to you're dad, sry

Originally Posted by lurker

how long have you been into post-field recordingcore

probably ever since I first heard disintegration loops

Originally Posted by Alioth

if you are agnostic/atheist, how long since?

officially, 2010

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You invent a food product where you mix together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter". What do you name it?

A Bit Of Butter But Not Believable Butter

Approximately what is the monetary value of a single ffr credit?

1/10th of an American penny.

For the most part, FFR Credits are used to purchase profiles. Sure, we have gambling hall, and we can purchase songs, but I think it'd be safe to say that credits are used more often for profiles.

Since this is a service, here's how I'll calculate it:

First, let's take into consideration how long it takes someone to make a profile. I recently purchased a profile from Gazelle for 100k (thread here. At 6:56, he asked for a quote to use on the profile. I'll assume he started working on my profile at 7 PM.
An hour and fourty minutes later, he finished my profile.

A quick google search for freelance design estimates gives me the following:

Web page design $75 high/hour, $40 low/hour, $59 average/hour

Gazelle has been making profiles for a while, so I'll round up the average rate to $60/hr.

An hour and fourty minutes at $60/hr would be $100 total.
Divide $100 by 100k credits, and you get 1/10 of a penny for a credit.

You wake up one morning and there is a can of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling. You're not sure exactly how it's stuck there but it's reasonable to assume it was superglue or something. You think nothing of it. The next day you wake up and there are 2 cans of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling, one underneath the other, with what is probably superglue. You think nothing of it. The next day you wake up and there are 3 cans of spaghetti stuck to your bedroom ceiling forming a tower extending down from the ceiling. And so on. You get to the day when you wake up and the tower of spaghetti cans coming down from the ceiling has extended so far down that there isn't any more space for one more can to fit between the lowest point of the tower and the floor. What do you expect to see when you awaken the next morning?

a small can of sliced mushrooms, superglued to the cans so there's a full can bridge between my carpet and my ceiling, and a loaf of french bread to go with my spaghetti

Do you know if you are 3 degrees of friendship away from any famous people? (like 1 degree means you're friends with someone, 2 means you have a mutual friend, 3 means you're friends with someone who has a mutual friend with them) If not, what if instead if "friendship", write "acquaintance"?

I don't remember specifics, but my brother knows a producer who met up with very, very big rappers last summer (Rick Ross and Schoolboy Q are two that I remember distinctly).
I personally know a few big local rappers, but other than that, I can't think of anyone who knows anyone that knows someone famous.