What is wrong with AOL people? - Page 3

**lightdarkness** · 06-1-2004, 08:38 AM

I get many IM's from users at FFR, but i am nice to them

The random ones, that people at my school give out, are the ones i bash.

Chrissi · 06-1-2004, 09:32 PM

pwned. IRC is a virtual pick-up bar! Who cares if I'm single or not??

<Volvo_driver2> hi
<Chrissi> Um hi.
<Volvo_driver2> how u doin?
<Chrissi> Good.. who are you?
<Volvo_driver2> saw ur name
<Volvo_driver2> wanted to meet u
<Chrissi> All right.
<Chrissi> Based on my name? Wow. Didn't think it was that attractive a name. :P
<Chrissi> And I mean attractive as in it attracts people to me, making them want to talk to me.
<Volvo_driver2> exactly
<Chrissi> Exactly what? My name is attractive?
<Volvo_driver2> ur a woman
<Volvo_driver2> thats a start
<Chrissi> Um... I guess you could say that.
<Volvo_driver2> im a man
<Volvo_driver2> i like the combo
<Chrissi> Uh... all right...
<Volvo_driver2> ru over 25?
<Chrissi> Not a chance.
<Volvo_driver2> figures
<Volvo_driver2> oh well then
<Volvo_driver2> have fun
<Chrissi> By the way, if you're looking for me because I'm female, a more relevant question to ask might be whether I'm taken or not.
<Chrissi> and I am taken.
<Volvo_driver2> if ur not over 25, i dont care
<Chrissi> So that would just end what you're after right there, wouldn't it?
<Chrissi> You shouldn't care if I'm taken, either.
<Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have
<Volvo_driver2> but too old
* Chrissi LAUGHS.
<Chrissi> Oh my god...
<Volvo_driver2> but u have some spark
<Chrissi> <Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have
<Chrissi> That is the most smacktardingly dumbest thing I've ever heard.
<Volvo_driver2> u must not get out much then
<Chrissi> What do you mean?
<Volvo_driver2> and what does smacktard mean?
<Chrissi> smacktard means something stupid that makes you want to smack someone.
<Volvo_driver2> sounds fun
<Chrissi> I'm sure.
<Volvo_driver2> i can take it
<Chrissi> What do you mean by I don't get out much, though?
<Volvo_driver2> if thats the stupidest thing u ever heard
<Volvo_driver2> then u need to get out more
<Volvo_driver2> lots of stupid people in the world
<Chrissi> I see. So you think that you assuming you're better than my partner isn't stupid?
<Volvo_driver2> i know im better
<Volvo_driver2> smarter
<Chrissi> Right. How do you know this?
<Volvo_driver2> quicker
<Volvo_driver2> some things u just know
<Volvo_driver2> but u keep right on dreaming
<Chrissi> Right, well you have too big an ego for me, I think I'm going to laugh myself to sleep you egomaniac.
<Chrissi> Buhbye sweetums.
<Volvo_driver2> i like complements
<Volvo_driver2> thank u
<Volvo_driver2> lol
<Chrissi> It's "compliment"
<Volvo_driver2> u must be valedictorian
<Chrissi> I don't think you're talking about your complement.
<Volvo_driver2> compliment
<Chrissi> Valewhat?
<Volvo_driver2> u are correct
<Volvo_driver2> head of ur class
<Chrissi> Oh. Um. Hardly. But thanks for making yet another crazy assumption.
<Volvo_driver2> hope ur cute
<Chrissi> Hope you're stupid - oh wait.
-
* Added Volvo_driver2!*@* to ignore list

**Moogy** · 06-1-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrissi

Trillian, Moog? I use Gaim.

Then it's GAIM. Only the default AIM client flashes orange.

1-4-4 · 06-1-2004, 10:23 PM

It's was happened recently -- anyways I'm Beau I blocked her at last

vanessa says:
bitch man
Beau Dean says:
lol
Beau Dean says:
I thought you don't wanna talk to me?
Beau Dean says:
but you're retarded
vanessa says:
ya ya l la la
Beau Dean says:
Yippeeee
vanessa says:
what iz wrng with you
Beau Dean says:
lol Nothing wrong with me
Beau Dean says:
why do you think that?
Beau Dean says:
lmao
vanessa says:
beacouse i know
Beau Dean says:
lmao
Beau Dean says:
Is that what you know?
Beau Dean says:
Bet you don't
vanessa says:
what ever i am hot
vanessa says:
B)
vanessa says:
right
Beau Dean says:
lol
Beau Dean says:
What's important about "Hot"?
vanessa says:
beacouse it iz
Beau Dean says:
Who cares?
Beau Dean says:
oh boy..........
Beau Dean says:
You're stupid
vanessa says:
what ever
Beau Dean says:
lol you're weak....
vanessa says:
m i dont cear
Beau Dean says:
yippeee you cares
vanessa says:
no i dont
Beau Dean says:
Yes you do

vanessa says:
no
vanessa says:
:angry:
Beau Dean says:
So HA you do
Beau Dean says:
lmao
vanessa says:
:angry: no
Beau Dean says:
I win

Beau Dean says:
HAHA
Beau Dean says:
lol you change your name all the EDIT:time idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beau Dean says:
LMAO!!!!
kerstin says:
no so ha bitch ass
Beau Dean says:
lololololololololol
Beau Dean says:
You're bitch that's about it
Beau Dean says:
case closed
kerstin says:
no
Beau Dean says:
No?
Beau Dean says:
HA!
Beau Dean says:
you're don't understand me at all
Beau Dean says:
You're so retarded
Beau Dean says:
lmao
kerstin says:
i dont cear
Beau Dean says:
That's good
Beau Dean says:
you're spelling stupid
Beau Dean says:
go back to school and learned better!!!!!!!
kerstin says:
so
kerstin says:
bye

Blocked

Zansatsu · 06-5-2004, 07:57 AM

Wow. And I though I had some dumb IM conversations... This is just further proof that the sooner AOL dies, the sooner some semblance of intelligence shall return to the masses.

Ugh.

**Squeek** · 06-5-2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

lightdarkness42: I dont get someone who adds letters to words to make them shorter
lightdarkness42: It defies all the laws of physics
alulka3000: i never said shortert
alulka3000: i said faster

Priceless.

~Squeek

Belgarion · 06-5-2004, 11:51 AM

I used to play a game called PlanetSide, and from that game's official forums there was a troll named EvilGlitch that was often quite random and funny. He posted one of his AIM conversations once (note, may offend some people):

EViLGLiTCH (11:59:36 PM): HI
Melinda19NY (11:59:51 PM): wuts up?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:02 AM): NOTHING
Melinda19NY (12:00:19 AM): asl?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:22 AM): WHAT?
Melinda19NY (12:00:41 AM): how old r u?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:45 AM): 19 LIKE YOU
Melinda19NY (12:00:57 AM): oh im 22
Melinda19NY (12:01:12 AM): i made this screenname 3 years ago
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:18 AM): I'M 22 TOO I WAS JUST KIDDING
Melinda19NY (12:01:30 AM): ur profile says ur 24
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:36 AM): OH THAT'S BECAUSE I CHANGED IT
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:39 AM): 2 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:44 AM): I'M 22
Melinda19NY (12:01:56 AM): k
Melinda19NY (12:02:14 AM): where r u from?
EViLGLiTCH (12:02:17 AM): WHY ARE YOU GOING TO STALK ME?
Melinda19NY (12:02:22 AM): lol no jus wondering
Melinda19NY (12:02:32 AM): got a pic?
EViLGLiTCH (12:02:39 AM): YEAH HANG ON
Melinda19NY (12:02:52 AM): k
EViLGLiTCH (12:03:41 AM): OK I SENT IT TO YOU
Melinda19NY (12:04:12 AM): i didnt get it
EViLGLiTCH (12:04:20 AM): I HAD TO EMAIL IT TO YOU BECAUSE OF MY FIREWALL
Melinda19NY (12:04:32 AM): oh ok 1 sec
Melinda19NY (12:06:02 AM): lol
EViLGLiTCH (12:06:09 AM): WHAT?
Melinda19NY (12:06:17 AM): thats not really u
EViLGLiTCH (12:06:30 AM): YES IT IS WHATS SO FUNNY?
Melinda19NY (12:06:52 AM): u sent me a pic of a retarded kid
EViLGLiTCH (12:07:02 AM): THAT'S ME WHEN I WAS IN THE EIGTH GRADE
Melinda19NY (12:07:23 AM): do u one thats newer?
EViLGLiTCH (12:07:36 AM): I HAVE ONE THAT WAS TAKEN WHEN I WAS 22
Melinda19NY (12:07:49 AM): can i see it
EViLGLiTCH (12:08:02 AM): DO "YOU" HAVE A PIC?
Melinda19NY (12:08:09 AM): ya
Melinda19NY (12:08:43 AM): it wont let me send it to u
EViLGLiTCH (12:09:00 AM): YOU HAVE TO EMAIL IT TO ME BECAUSE OF MY FIREWALL
Melinda19NY (12:10:54 AM): k done
EViLGLiTCH (12:11:31 AM): WOW, YOU'RE KIND OF FAT
Melinda19NY (12:11:39 AM): hay
EViLGLiTCH (12:11:50 AM): WELL YOU ARE
Melinda19NY (12:12:00 AM): (
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:02 AM): BUT I LIKE THAT
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:08 AM): BLACK PEOPLE LIKE EM THICK
Melinda19NY (12:12:13 AM): your black?
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:16 AM): NO BUT I LISTENED TO ALOT OF RAP MUSIC WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY SO IT EFFECTED ME
Melinda19NY (12:12:33 AM): i wus gona say if thats u in that pic
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:37 AM): DO YOU LISTEN TO RAP?
Melinda19NY (12:12:44 AM): sumtimes
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:49 AM): YOU LIKE DAS EFX?
Melinda19NY (12:12:58 AM): never heard of them
EViLGLiTCH (12:13:04 AM): NO? BUM STIGEDY BUM STIGEDY BUM, THAT DOESN'T RING A BELL?
Melinda19NY (12:13:09 AM): nope
EViLGLiTCH (12:13:31 AM): BUM STIGGEDY BUM STIGGEDY BUM HON I GOT THE OLD PA RUM PUM PUM PUM BUT I CAN FE FI FO FUM DIDDLY BUM HERE I COME SO PETER PIPER I'M HYPER THAN PINOCHIO'S NOSE I'M THE SUPERCALAFRAGILISTIC TIC TAC PRO
EViLGLiTCH (12:14:02 AM): I GAVE MY OOPSY DAISY NOW YOU'VE GOT THE CRAZY CRAZY WITH THE BOOKS GOOGLEY GOO WHERE'S THE GRAVY SO ONE TWO UNBUCKLE MY UM SHOE
EViLGLiTCH (12:14:22 AM): YABBA DOO HIPPITY HOO CRACKA BREW SO TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET YUP I DRIPPEDY DROPPED A HIT
Melinda19NY (12:15:02 AM): nope i never heard it
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:07 AM): OH I KNOW I WAS JUST SINGING
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:11 AM): MY VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE MUST HAVE PICKED IT UP, SORRY ABOUT THAT
Melinda19NY (12:15:19 AM): its ok
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:25 AM): I LIKE TO KEEP MY HANDS FREE WHEN I'M ON YAHOO CHAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:29 AM): SO I USE THIS PROGRAM THAT TYPES OUT EVERYTHING I SAY
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:33 AM): MY MICROPHONE SUCKS SO I HAVE TO YELL INTO IT THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS
Melinda19NY (12:15:40 AM): cool
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:48 AM): YEAH IT IS HEY WANT TO SEE WHAT IT DOES WHEN I FART INTO THE MICROPHONE?
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:55 AM): BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPHFFFG
Melinda19NY (12:15:55 AM): not reeally
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:03 AM): WOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, USUALLY THEY'RE ONLY LIKE 8 CHARACTERS LONG BUT THAT WAS A GOOD 40+
Melinda19NY (12:16:22 AM): your gross
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:25 AM): AND YOU'RE FAT
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:29 AM): WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Melinda19NY (12:16:33 AM): i don't think so

vashthestampede0987 · 06-5-2004, 11:55 AM

LOL WOW!!! thats hilarious belgarion......yeah you should post more convos like that. anyway ummm i just skipped to this page and didnt read any of the others so well funny stuff

Au Revior,
Vashthestampede0987

Ei0nN · 06-5-2004, 12:21 PM

I know who I'll be randomly IMing today

ravenhexa · 06-5-2004, 04:53 PM

GuidoHunter: isnt it "teh s uck"? not "teh suck"?

and yeah...those IMs i dont get very much anymore on AOL (yes, i have dial-up and good god yes it sucks) i get more porn IMs and stuff on AIM then i do on AOL. ive gotten a few IMs from people i dont know asking asl and stuff...the most memorable one was of a person asking me how i masturbated. and then theres old guys asking if they can call me.
and this chick asking me if i masturbated and my dad reading it (one of the most uncomfortable moments...ever.).
masturbation seems to be a hot topic.

06-1-2004, 08:38 AM	#41
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	I get many IM's from users at FFR, but i am nice to them The random ones, that people at my school give out, are the ones i bash. __________________

06-1-2004, 09:32 PM	#42
Chrissi FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Game Age: 37 Posts: 3,019	pwned. IRC is a virtual pick-up bar! Who cares if I'm single or not?? <Volvo_driver2> hi <Chrissi> Um hi. <Volvo_driver2> how u doin? <Chrissi> Good.. who are you? <Volvo_driver2> saw ur name <Volvo_driver2> wanted to meet u <Chrissi> All right. <Chrissi> Based on my name? Wow. Didn't think it was that attractive a name. :P <Chrissi> And I mean attractive as in it attracts people to me, making them want to talk to me. <Volvo_driver2> exactly <Chrissi> Exactly what? My name is attractive? <Volvo_driver2> ur a woman <Volvo_driver2> thats a start <Chrissi> Um... I guess you could say that. <Volvo_driver2> im a man <Volvo_driver2> i like the combo <Chrissi> Uh... all right... <Volvo_driver2> ru over 25? <Chrissi> Not a chance. <Volvo_driver2> figures <Volvo_driver2> oh well then <Volvo_driver2> have fun <Chrissi> By the way, if you're looking for me because I'm female, a more relevant question to ask might be whether I'm taken or not. <Chrissi> and I am taken. <Volvo_driver2> if ur not over 25, i dont care <Chrissi> So that would just end what you're after right there, wouldn't it? <Chrissi> You shouldn't care if I'm taken, either. <Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have <Volvo_driver2> but too old * Chrissi LAUGHS. <Chrissi> Oh my god... <Volvo_driver2> but u have some spark <Chrissi> <Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have <Chrissi> That is the most smacktardingly dumbest thing I've ever heard. <Volvo_driver2> u must not get out much then <Chrissi> What do you mean? <Volvo_driver2> and what does smacktard mean? <Chrissi> smacktard means something stupid that makes you want to smack someone. <Volvo_driver2> sounds fun <Chrissi> I'm sure. <Volvo_driver2> i can take it <Chrissi> What do you mean by I don't get out much, though? <Volvo_driver2> if thats the stupidest thing u ever heard <Volvo_driver2> then u need to get out more <Volvo_driver2> lots of stupid people in the world <Chrissi> I see. So you think that you assuming you're better than my partner isn't stupid? <Volvo_driver2> i know im better <Volvo_driver2> smarter <Chrissi> Right. How do you know this? <Volvo_driver2> quicker <Volvo_driver2> some things u just know <Volvo_driver2> but u keep right on dreaming <Chrissi> Right, well you have too big an ego for me, I think I'm going to laugh myself to sleep you egomaniac. <Chrissi> Buhbye sweetums. <Volvo_driver2> i like complements <Volvo_driver2> thank u <Volvo_driver2> lol <Chrissi> It's "compliment" <Volvo_driver2> u must be valedictorian <Chrissi> I don't think you're talking about your complement. <Volvo_driver2> compliment <Chrissi> Valewhat? <Volvo_driver2> u are correct <Volvo_driver2> head of ur class <Chrissi> Oh. Um. Hardly. But thanks for making yet another crazy assumption. <Volvo_driver2> hope ur cute <Chrissi> Hope you're stupid - oh wait. - * Added Volvo_driver2!@ to ignore list __________________ C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

06-1-2004, 10:23 PM	#44
1-4-4 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 205	It's was happened recently -- anyways I'm Beau I blocked her at last vanessa says: bitch man Beau Dean says: lol Beau Dean says: I thought you don't wanna talk to me? Beau Dean says: but you're retarded vanessa says: ya ya l la la Beau Dean says: Yippeeee vanessa says: what iz wrng with you Beau Dean says: lol Nothing wrong with me Beau Dean says: why do you think that? Beau Dean says: lmao vanessa says: beacouse i know Beau Dean says: lmao Beau Dean says: Is that what you know? Beau Dean says: Bet you don't vanessa says: what ever i am hot vanessa says: B) vanessa says: right Beau Dean says: lol Beau Dean says: What's important about "Hot"? vanessa says: beacouse it iz Beau Dean says: Who cares? Beau Dean says: oh boy.......... Beau Dean says: You're stupid vanessa says: what ever Beau Dean says: lol you're weak.... vanessa says: m i dont cear Beau Dean says: yippeee you cares vanessa says: no i dont Beau Dean says: Yes you do vanessa says: no vanessa says: :angry: Beau Dean says: So HA you do Beau Dean says: lmao vanessa says: :angry: no Beau Dean says: I win Beau Dean says: HAHA Beau Dean says: lol you change your name all the EDIT:time idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beau Dean says: LMAO!!!! kerstin says: no so ha bitch ass Beau Dean says: lololololololololol Beau Dean says: You're bitch that's about it Beau Dean says: case closed kerstin says: no Beau Dean says: No? Beau Dean says: HA! Beau Dean says: you're don't understand me at all Beau Dean says: You're so retarded Beau Dean says: lmao kerstin says: i dont cear Beau Dean says: That's good Beau Dean says: you're spelling stupid Beau Dean says: go back to school and learned better!!!!!!! kerstin says: so kerstin says: bye Blocked

06-5-2004, 07:57 AM	#45
Zansatsu FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1	Wow. And I though I had some dumb IM conversations... This is just further proof that the sooner AOL dies, the sooner some semblance of intelligence shall return to the masses. Ugh.

06-5-2004, 12:21 PM	#49
Ei0nN FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 12	I know who I'll be randomly IMing today

06-5-2004, 04:53 PM	#50
ravenhexa FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 34 Posts: 520	GuidoHunter: isnt it "teh s uck"? not "teh suck"? and yeah...those IMs i dont get very much anymore on AOL (yes, i have dial-up and good god yes it sucks) i get more porn IMs and stuff on AIM then i do on AOL. ive gotten a few IMs from people i dont know asking asl and stuff...the most memorable one was of a person asking me how i masturbated. and then theres old guys asking if they can call me. and this chick asking me if i masturbated and my dad reading it (one of the most uncomfortable moments...ever.). masturbation seems to be a hot topic.

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