06-27-2008, 12:16 AM
|
#1 |
|
FFR Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: North Carolina
Age: 31
Posts: 49
  |
Chuck Norris Jokes
I figured I'd Give This Post Thing Another Try ^_^
and this time with some originals from me and ce1545 1. Chuck Norris Can Play Vertex Beta vrofl on DDR 2. Chuck Norris Plays Card Games in Hell 3. Chuck Norris Once Entered a Yugioh Tournament and Kuriboh was His Strongest Monster. He Won. 4. Deleted for Reasons 5. Chuck Norris Hates WoW (hehehe) 6. Chuck Norris Beat TTFAF on Expert 100% with 1 Finger on the Frets and His Beard Strumming. 7. Chuck Norris Agrees with Divine_doodoo When He Says, "Don't Drink Milk It's Bad For You!" 8. They Were Gonna Make The New Epic MK Game MK VS CN (Mortal Kombat vs. Chuck Norris) But All of The Video Game Designer's Heads Exploded Before They Could Finish Production. So They Put DC Universe Instead (Even Thoiugh Superman Will Still Rape Everything ^_^) 9. On a Lighter Note, One Day Chuck Norris Stumbled Upon a Vortex That Transported Him to an Alternate Dimension Where He Faced off Against Superman...The Epicness Made The Dimension Implode...Although Chuck Norris Es-ca-pe-da at the Last Moment 10. Chuck Norris Has Killed Over 100 Bush Clones (Even Chuck Can't Stand George...) and as the genes decrease among the multiple clones, his intellegence decreases as well, and that explains how a human can be that DE_DE_DE!!! 11. Chuck Norris Owns Uranus
__________________
 
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:25 AM
|
#2 |
|
FFR Player
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: under the coke sign
Posts: 3,104
 |
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
no.
|
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:27 AM
|
#3 | |
|
FFR Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 14 Billion Club, New York
Age: 32
Posts: 698
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Quote:
__________________
FUS RO DAH! |
|
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:31 AM
|
#4 | |
|
FFR Player
Join Date: May 2007
Age: 33
Posts: 9,922
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Quote:
You could have at least posted some good ones -_- Hell, this book has a whole section dedicated to chuck. (btw yes I do own that book lmfao)  Last edited by [TeRa]; 06-27-2008 at 12:33 AM.. |
|
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:31 AM
|
#5 |
|
FFR Player
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 34
Posts: 1,427
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Seriously I thought people were over these ****ing jokes, but I guess not. Chuck Norris jokes suck, pure and simple.
__________________
There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping. |
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:32 AM
|
#6 |
|
FFR Player
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 135
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
This could have been slightly funny, if it wasn't FFR or video game related.
|
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:36 AM
|
#7 |
|
FFR Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,938
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
There used to entire pages dedicated to this in 1 Mil Get by PMS-Xandertrax. Some of them were pretty good. I doubt I can dig them up, but if anybody wants me to do so, I can try.
|
|
|
|
06-27-2008, 12:40 AM
|
#8 |
|
let it snow~
Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 37
Posts: 14,444
|
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
