Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

[HammyMcSquirrel]

*THIS EVENT HAS ENDED*

Some of you may have remembered A2's subscription giveaway found here.
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=67043

Well, I'm doing one of these myself. I arranged a deal with emerald000 in which I'll be giving him enough credits to buy 12 three-month subscriptions. Big thanks goes to him for the help with this!

Here are the basics:
-12 three-month subscriptions are being given away.

-All you have to do is write up a post telling me why you feel you deserve a subscription (similar to A2's event). Please make it a serious/good thought and reason. The better the reason you have the better your chances are, obviously.

-People who are already subscribed are not eligible for being awarded a subscription in this event. Staff are not eligible either. Sorry! Gotta give the users that have practically no benefits a chance. =P

-I will be giving people two weeks as of this post to post their reasons. I may extend that time length depending on the activity of this thread, but that's what I have planned for now. All of my decisions will be made at once after those two weeks.

-I will be taking nominations into account. Just make sure you're nominating a non-subscriber and/or non-staff member. I'll allow one nomination per person and please give good reasoning behind your nomination if you're going to make one. You may only either nominate someone else or give a reason for yourself, so you can't do both. If someone does both, I will take the reasons for themself over their nomination.

That should be all, so go ahead and post why you feel you deserve a three-month subscription! I will no longer be accepting submissions after 11:59PM CST on August 31st.

Bonus: To bring more attention to this thread, I'm giving away 20k credits to whoever makes me laugh the most with their post. (Only one post per page at 20 posts a page.) I'll decide on the winner for that once this contest ends, hehe. Oh, and no youtube videos or any other video links, please. Subscribers and staff are allowed to participate in this.

Results

3-Month Subscription Winners:
While some may have had deeper reasons than others, I found enough support and effort out of these people to give them a subscription. Personal experience in seeing these people around the site may have helped in my final decision.

Breakdown16
Clipso
Crashfan3
Go_Oilers_Go
Gundam-Dude
hi19hi19
MrMagic5239
Redorigami
WolfXhunter

Honorable Mentions:
Your reason was pretty close but needed more to it. That, and/or I saw a certain desperation within your post. =P Either way, these people will be awarded 10k credits each from me.

8 Hour Whore
robertsona
thehunter1117
Quigly

The reason why I didn't hand out all 12 within this thread is because any reasons after these people were way too similar or just...lacking too much effort/support and/or something to make it unique. Another reason why you may not have been chosen was because you had a subscription at the time of the post or very close to that time. Despite it ending soon, you still had the experience of being subscribed recent enough.

The remaining subscriptions will be given to people I'll select outside of this thread. As of now, Emerald can send out these subscriptions to you guys when he gets the time. Thanks for participating!

Funniest Post Winner:

Gilly G (10k) (For that amusing story he wrote.)
Charu (5k) (For the post with the weird lady and the giant muffin.)
robertsona (5k) (For a few random posts that made me chuckle.)

[Sprite-]

I feel I am eligible because NUTS.

[Cloud0005]

Cause I'm a poor person who's wanted a subbie for years D:

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Mine is ending, so I'm applying in advance.

The reason I should receive one is because we share the same birthday

[Sprite-]

Originally Posted by PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR

Mine is ending, so I'm applying in advance.

The reason I should receive one is because we share the same birthday

Well then in that case, I also share that reason :P

[funmonkey54]

Dang. Mine doesn't end for another year and a half. =(
O well. I want people who actually need it to get it.

[thehunter1117]

Hammy. I believe I deserve a 3 month subscription because ever since I found this website I have been completely obsessed with it. I play everyday. Besides, I will never be able to buy it myself because I don't have a credit card. My dad won't his because it is my mammaws and we use it for food. This is the only fun I have. I don't think I'll be getting 80,000 credits soon to buy a subbie, and that's why I hope you will give me one.
I might even give you some NUTS! LOL.
Blue is my favorite color.
And I want all of the priviledges that a subscriber gets. Viewing detailed scores! Other Peoples scores! The Subscribers Forum. Including the email address.
I will use my subscription to the fullest of it's abilities.
I also want access to all those other songs we dont get to play now.
PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE. Buy me a Subbie.
I'M VERY NICE TO PEOPLE.

I'll be your bestest friend :]
Thanks,
thehunter1117

A lot of people have said pretty much the exact same thing as i did ,and that makes me feel insecure that im not going to win.
So im asking you, please, give me a subby.
Just Remember, I'm giving you some acorns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm also starting to post stuff.
and I'm trying to make some songs for ffr.
I have over 1800 games played
685,000,000 score
under 4300 average rank and its lowering quickly
and under 7000 ffr rank
and I havent been here that long



Did I mention my dad has a felon and thats why he cant get a job?



HA! at the rate im going ill have 12,000,000,000 in less than a year

and 24,000 games

[basicdrummerman]

my test subby is almost up, and im becomeing a more serious ffr player and have no way to buy a new one.....

[chidori!]

i want one or else i'll go nuts and throw nuts at you
(eh worth a try >.>)

[Ice wolf]

I was the first person to not get a subscription in the first official gamewhore competition.

Yes, I woke up at 2:00 in the morning and played all day long till about 10:00 at night.

[AznGreen]

my birthday is on august 21st and i haven't got a single birthday present since the day i was born =D

[Tater Tot]

Why should I get one of the twelve 3-month subscriptions? I'm not going to lie and say that I'm impoverished or anything, and I'm not necessarily FFR's biggest gamewhore. I do however enjoy playing FFR and talking with the poeople here, and I would like to see how the other half of FFR's members live so to speak.

For your subscription consideration,

-Tater Tot

[NFD]

Because I too, support nuts.

[phe0nixblade]

im not a subby wtf u talkin bout

[SpammyMcSquirrel]

Because I don't kiss ass by saying I support nuts. :P

[tangomango]

I've had a bad rep with squirrels. It's almost like I have been cursed with a spell that makes things happen between me and squirrels. Here are some things that have happened to me.

I once tried feeding a squirrel a nut. I lured the squirrel close to me, and before I could even toss the nut, it jumped on my leg, refusing to let go until I shook it off. Another time, I was eating my lunch outside, a squirrel leaped onto the table that I was sitting in and tried to eat my sandwich. One other unfortunate thing that happened was when I was walking with some friends of mine. One of them gave a squirrel a nut, and as the squirrel stuffed the nut inside it's mouth, it choked and died. Hopefully, if you, a McSquirrel, grant me a 3-month subscription, my ill-fortune with your fellow squirrels will be gone forever.

I tried xD.

[Redorigami]

I've entered every contest I could to win a subbie, to no avail.

I've never had one in my life, but have played FFR consistently for going on 3 years, gotten my average rank to 60, my overall rank to 56, have earned a total of over 300k credits (though most were gambled away), have played near 39,000 games of FFR, gotten my multiplayer level up to 18, have been an active member of the forums with almost 2,000 posts, and have a grand total score of 13,407,694,975.

I've even managed to play enough and improve my skill enough to reach T3.

People assume I've had a subby all the time mostly because I seem like the kind of FFR supporter that would have one, but I sadly have no means of buying one for myself.

Go ahead, someone top that.

Psh bitches. Hammy keep in mind that I was the first to make a post like this, so at least I'm not copying

[Clipso]

I've been a member of FFR for 1.4 years, and I've wanted to buy myself a subby for quite a while now. The only problem is I have no way to pay (no credit card, and parents say no.)

I spend A LOT of time (too much time, if that's possible) playing FFR, nearly 24,000 game plays in 1.4 years. I haven't been active on the forums during my time here, but I've been trying to get more involved in the community recently.

I've referred quite a few users to FFR, my profile says 14.

And finally...
I donated 20k credits
I donated 50k credits
At the time, that was almost all of my credits. Those numbers might be off by a bit, but I remember giving about 70k total, leaving me with just enough credits to play Pants.

[ruferddude]

EDIT: I removed my post because instead of nominating myself I changed my mind to nominate Redorigami instead. Read post #53.

[AniMeowzerz]

Oh, I have a reason :0

If I don't get a subscription, 10 baby squirrels will be killed with my bare hands.
C:

So therefore, I get a subscription, 10 McSquirrels shall survive. 8D