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[Nima]

carnage wrote:
Exactly, there's only two #$#ing hands YOU #$#ing MORONS! YOU EITHER USE ONE, OR BOTH! WHO THE $*%# CARES WHAT OTHER PEOPLE USE! IT'S WHAT YOU'RE #$#ing COMFORTABLE WITH YOU COCK MOLESTING (#$% DISTURBING DOG RAPESTS!


while that may have sounded like a load of crap, it was actually the most intellegent thing i've hearda bout the matter...let me add my own rage.

N00bs...there are two hands. pick one...or two. ITS NOT THAT GODAMN HARD. jesus...then again, people come up with stupid ideas all the time. that's why your laundry detergent tells you not to eat it.

Before you say crap... THINK. The question was how many fingers do you use, not hands... Basically they want to know so they can learn some of the methods that work best... Incase you didn't notice there are more than 2 fingers, atleast on my hand... Some people play with one hand, some with 2 (many different methods (ie. right index, right middle, left index left middle, etc.) some people play with 2 hands 2 fingers like arch, some people put two fingers ontop of two, etc. So there aren't TWO WAYs before you bs. there are many.

[Cenright]

Nima. We know. We all know... except the newbies. Almost every single one askes that same question. They just want "Learn the Secrets of the Pros in 10 Easy Steps!!" They want all the fun with as little work as possible.

[Cenright]

By the way Nima. We all know there are more that one just a few ways. You could get 3 of your friends over and you each get an arrow key!! There we have another way!! How about using just your nose and your tongue? We all know there are many ways to do it. They need to find them for themselves.

The problem is that in the tutorial at the beginning of the game, they don't go through techniques. Then again, the only reason that is a problem is because without it, we have to deal with hundreds of people asking the question about techniques.

[Yanah_God]

stop double posting, your on my hate list now

[Cenright]

Sorry I didnt finish my thought and I forgot to edit my old one. It was an honest mistake.

[Yanah_God]

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[Cenright]

That is worse than double posting!!! It has no meaning whatsoever

[Yanah_God]

gadzooks, pickle man, atilla the hun is attacking my underwear! Hike! Hike! Call out to the shoe ninjas for the rocking chairs are going past thier lamposts, for we need to be avenged! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Cenright]

I can't wait to see the day some Vet just flames you.

[Yanah_God]

i am a vet you newb.

go away.

and i like jelly, so smell my attack power

oh yeah... other newbs have flamed me alot. just look through any forum from april

[Cenright]

Well they had a good reason to do that.

[Yanah_God]

a good reason?

[Cenright]

Your arrogance is horrible. I don't care if you gloat or flame those that deserve it, but draw the line somewhere. You act as if you are an administrative forum nazi. Be respectful and be respected. Some people deserve things, but lighten up a little. I agree that I messed up a few places, but I'm not the only one reacting this way to you.

[eyespewgreekfire]

well, yanah is a forum nazi, hes just not in power. Yanah first you were sorta cool, then you tried to be like Arch and Hyro, and youve stayed a fucktard since. Calm down, your only god in your head.

[Cenright]

I agree with you eyespewgreekfire. He needs to be more fair. I don't have any problems with Arch or Hyro. They earned their respect, and they don't flame people for no reason. Of course, I wonder if it is possible for him to cool it.

[H4M5T4RR]

why am i the only one thats cunfused.......I USE MY FEET GODDAMMIT!(lol)(jk)(i mean it)

[Cenright]

I should try that.

[Ridge]

the game should be played with 1, but some people who need a handicap use 2. period.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

stop flaming

[SoujiroXx]

hoho, I just clicked on this accidently and saw "the game should be played with 1, but some people who need a handicap use2. period." (notice it's actually "period period period")

Anyways, who deemed you god of saying what "should" be? I'm not going to bother with the other replies, but it sure looks like you're referring to hand placement. I guess I need a handicap because I type with two hands too, right? hoho, awesome.. and piano? everyone's handicapped there for using 2! hint : people play with what's comfortable to them, you're going to tell people how they SHOULD do anything? sounds like a nazi to me~

-soujorpooriooio