Old 09-1-2008, 10:22 PM   #61
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That has got to be the best short story I have EVER read. X3
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Old 09-1-2008, 10:26 PM   #62
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Dude that was completely awesome! This is one of the first actually stories I've ever been fully interested in. That poor 4 year old though.... :[
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Old 09-1-2008, 10:30 PM   #63
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Dude that was completely awesome! This is one of the first actually stories I've ever been fully interested in. That poor 4 year old though.... :[
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Old 09-1-2008, 10:38 PM   #64
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That story is epic! I really hope that you will write another one down. :P
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Old 09-2-2008, 07:39 PM   #65
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the sadest part is he never game me the 100K (((((( jp.

and i want details on a sequel john ;O
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Old 09-2-2008, 07:40 PM   #66
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I want a hawt sex scene including me dammit.
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Old 09-2-2008, 07:41 PM   #67
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Old 09-2-2008, 07:46 PM   #68
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I like where this is going.
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Old 09-2-2008, 07:56 PM   #69
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Nice story! I'm hoping for a sequel soon, with me making a cameo appearance, like putting my name in white text or something at the end, like so..
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You and Andi? Please.

I'm a freaking pimp in the next one. Quackies, passivegirl, Mattie, Hazelle...they're ALL MINE!!

Bwahahahahaha...oh crap, did I say that out loud? *ahem* Never mind the above.

Great story. Felt like it was made up as you came up with ideas, but I'm having a hard time telling whether you or GamerShadow makes more epic fight scenes. XP
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I'm a freaking pimp in the next one. Quackies, passivegirl, Mattie, Hazelle...they're ALL MINE!!

Bwahahahahaha...oh crap, did I say that out loud? *ahem* Never mind the above.

Great story. Felt like it was made up as you came up with ideas, but I'm having a hard time telling whether you or GamerShadow makes more epic fight scenes. XP
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Old 09-2-2008, 08:32 PM   #72
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Old 09-2-2008, 08:33 PM   #73
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I'm a freaking pimp in the next one. Quackies, passivegirl, Mattie, Hazelle...they're ALL MINE!!

Bwahahahahaha...oh crap, did I say that out loud? *ahem* Never mind the above.

Great story. Felt like it was made up as you came up with ideas, but I'm having a hard time telling whether you or GamerShadow makes more epic fight scenes. XP
Pfft, Nicole is my Moo Moo, you can't have her for sure.

Ps. I call dibs on Tass and MalDON, my sexy walrus with manly tusks.

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Old 09-3-2008, 02:13 AM   #74
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MalDON belongs to Minimal, sorry bud.
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Old 09-3-2008, 03:22 AM   #75
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Wow, it looked like a big fat tl;dr and it ended up being one of the most epic threads on FFR. You're hilarious Jteh, seriously. I literally lol'd just about every other paragraph. When I laughed at the part where you did 26 MPH I felt it in my sides XD XD
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Old 09-3-2008, 05:34 AM   #76
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tass needs to be in a dress in the sequel



also funniest story ive read EVUR
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Old 09-3-2008, 03:39 PM   #77
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Nice story! I'm hoping for a sequel soon, with me making a cameo appearance, like putting my name in white text or something at the end, like so..
I'm hoping for a sequel soon as well, but school is going to pose a problem to me. As for the cameo, we'll see, rofl.

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Great story. Felt like it was made up as you came up with ideas, but I'm having a hard time telling whether you or GamerShadow makes more epic fight scenes. XP
I definately did make most of it up as I went. I was just avoiding homework when I typed it up. XD. Also, fight scenes are not my specialty...(Writing in general isn't, haha)

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Wow, it looked like a big fat tl;dr and it ended up being one of the most epic threads on FFR. You're hilarious Jteh, seriously. I literally lol'd just about every other paragraph. When I laughed at the part where you did 26 MPH I felt it in my sides XD XD
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Old 09-3-2008, 07:57 PM   #78
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Hilarious. Too bad the ending wasn't more epic, though.
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I did the same thing.
Then I decided I might as well give it a chance even though it was clearly lacking me.
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