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Old 04-18-2004, 11:02 PM   #1
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Post your Haiku Poems
This could get Interesting
Please no foul language
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Old 04-18-2004, 11:08 PM   #2
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Writing a Haiku
Takes seventeen syllables
Of profound insight

(Not mine, but I felt it was appropriate)

http://www.mikee385.com/andy
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Old 04-19-2004, 04:19 AM   #3
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theres too much homework
i am drowning in this crap
procrastination
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Old 04-19-2004, 07:07 AM   #4
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not my poetry, but they deserve posting

I can't write Haiku.
Something about syllables.
I don't understand.

speaking in haiku
is so bloody difficult
i gave up at lunch

The other people
Who are writing haiku here
Are very skillful.

I drink coffee,
I do not write Haiku,
I hate Haiku.


not a haiku but i think i should add it for it is cool.

Late one night in the middle of the day
Two dead men came out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too


mine

philosophy
is the sport of thought;
too deep for haiku.
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Old 04-19-2004, 02:10 PM   #5
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Haiku really sucks
Beatboxing is way cooler
It kicks haiku's ass
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Old 04-19-2004, 03:34 PM   #6
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Do not debate me
Unless you know your stuff well.
Wow! How self-serving.

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Old 04-19-2004, 03:58 PM   #7
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I am quite impressed
But not too many posts yet
Let's hope we see more
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Old 04-19-2004, 05:01 PM   #8
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FFR boards should
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Old 04-19-2004, 06:56 PM   #9
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FFR Should stop
Loggin me the hell out dawg
It's hurting my head
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Old 04-19-2004, 06:58 PM   #10
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from the man show--

she is an angel
an angel who does porn films
Jenna Jameson
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Old 04-19-2004, 07:09 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by perfect_fat
FFR Should stop
Loggin me the hell out dawg
It's hurting my head
I think you should check
To see if you are logged in
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Old 04-19-2004, 09:18 PM   #12
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OMFG j00
Just got pwnd by teh chardish
LMAO n00b
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Old 04-19-2004, 09:30 PM   #13
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Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave


Please know where that is from.
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Old 04-19-2004, 11:03 PM   #14
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fight club was awsome
schizophrenia is nifty
i look like brad pit
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Old 04-19-2004, 11:12 PM   #15
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One day I couldn't
Get to the bathroom in time
Now I wear diapers


Mister Miyagi
Says: Veddy goo Julie san
I want his body

Here's an idea:
Limericks are way cooler, man
I want to write those

A man once told me
"Hey kid, I'm a computer!"
Now I don't download

A gumshoe asked me:
Where In the world is Carmen?
Who? Sandiago.
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Old 04-19-2004, 11:28 PM   #16
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hahahah, nice gi joe psa referance, i would give you points for that but im sure you have more then you have need for
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:45 AM   #17
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Iron monk you tool
you broke the haiku thread yo
now you must pay G
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:55 AM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IronMonk
Late one night in the middle of the day
Two dead men came out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too

This is how I remembered it...


One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot those two dead boys
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too



Ok, I'm a little tired, let's see how mine comes out:

Life is like a rose
Petals must work together
Then it is complete
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Old 04-20-2004, 01:05 AM   #19
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Other Poems suck
Meaningless waste of paper
Haiku is the best

Twelve Forteen A M
So, I am going to stop
School Day tomorrow
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Old 04-20-2004, 02:10 AM   #20
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if it needs a long
sermon to proclaim it's art
probably bullshit

...had to cut a word
because it was one too long
to make a haiku
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