Make a Wish!

[UserNameGoesHere]

Granted, but each of their offsprings is born embedded in your skin like the botfly larva, to burst forth painfully upon maturity, turning you into a walking parasitic host of mosquitoes.

I wish I had such ridiculous amounts of muscle I could bench press full-grown elephants with my pinky fingers.

[reuben_tate]

Granted but you didn't have any other fingers.

I wish Notepad looked prettier.

[Fluvs]

Granted, but now all the Notepads has no feature within it

I wish I could travel through time

[icontrolyourworld]

granted but you were only able to travel back in time once and you were eaten by a dinosaur

i wish i was a pie

[Winrar]

Granted, but you were a dingleberry pie.

I wish I had more steak

[Thatskier]

Granted, but now that no one else in the world eats cow, you are seen as a murderer and sent to prison.

I wish I could retake my Physics exam

[reuben_tate]

Granted, but you have to complete it with 100% and in 10 seconds or else you fail the class.

I wish glass wouldn't hurt when I step on it.

[XxMidigamixX]

granted but everything else that you step on now will be extremely painful

I wish that FPS games would stop overpowering every goddamn weapon each time a new game comes out

[pikakirby123]

Granted but now everyone else has mad skillz and is camping you and killing you .000001 seconds after you spawn.

I wish that lag would go away forever.

[gold stinger]

Granted, but the lag from software stays. Louis Amriham Gharv will be in the news tomorrow morning, supposedly to have disappeared.

I wish that USB plugins could be plugged into anything.

[Trogdor!!!!]

Granted, but now everything becomes completely wireless.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[icontrolyourworld]

Granted but they all went extinct a long time ago

I wish I was exactly 1 inch taller.

[justin_ator]

Granted but everyone else is now two inches taller.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[icontrolyourworld]

Granted but you're now a robot
I wish my video camera didn't die

[popsicle_3000]

Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...

I wish I could get Heavy

[Frank Munoz]

Originally Posted by popsicle_3000

Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...

I wish I could get Heavy

Heavy as in... Otakuspeedvibe(heavy)? or.... heavy heavy?

[Herogashix]

Originally Posted by popsicle_3000

I wish I could get Heavy

Granted, but you will never get Oni.

I wish I could have 1000 dollars worth of pocky.

[Frenegade]

Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.

I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones.

:P

[Frank Munoz]

Originally Posted by Frenegade

Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.

I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones.

:P

Granted, but now all the guys do it; including you.
I wish I could be healthier.

[Frenegade]

Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P

I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly.