I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

[GG_Guru]

True story.

So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET called Deep Blue Sea thinking about where I'm going to take my girl out to this Sunday, just zoning out and stuff, when I hear someone knocking at my door right. Curious to see who it was I peeped through the hole and saw a lady standing there. I opened the door and poked my head through because at the time I was wearing nothing but boxers. (It's hot as hell in my house, we cranked the heat to 90 degrees but don't ask why I know I'm weird and it's freaking cold outside and, yea) so anyway, she tells me we're next door neighbors. (That explains why there's a chick imploring at my doorway at 9:00 at night?) She says her sister had just got done with surgery and tells me a story about how they forgot to pay me for the last time I mowed their lawn (I ran a super lawn mowing business during the summer) and she was wondering if I could shovel her front yard tomorrow because it's supposed to snow like 12 inches overnight. The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.


So the deal is made and I'm planning on waking up early in the morning to get the job done asap. But see, the funny thing is, I don't have a shovel right, so I set out on a quest to finding one and ended up getting a free one from one of my neighbors that lived down the block from me. I felt kinda bad because I didn't have nothing to give in return, except the 20 in my pocket. Soooooo, out of the kindness of my heart, I offered to shovel their snow free of charge. (I didn't want the shovel but what could I do?) I think it's fair. Oh plus I'm supposed to get my paycheck tomorrow so that's something worth looking forward to as well.

[alexdestructions]

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.

/thread

good job getting 20 dollars i guess lol

[Superfreak04]

Nice.

[Quigly]

Now go buy some heroine you crazy Ethiopian.

[Gun92]

Good job.

[rajdaddy]

Whats the moral of the story?

[DotKritic]

She'll take it back after the storm has passed with all but 2 inches fallen.

[rsr2]

Can I have the $20?

[fido123]

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET

Is this how endeavours of all black people begin? Also lol BET

[NFD]

Okay

[Kagome]

Cool story bro.

[NFD]

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

I felt kinda bad because I didn't have ANYTHING to give in return

So yeah.

[virus003]

Tell me Guru
How much do you get paid?
How much?

[-zeroSKILL-]

wait, so $20 still means something to teenagers? ?_?

$20's became worthless in California when I was like 16 >_>. Too fukking expensive out here damn it.

[virus003]

Yeah Zero you said it. I'm surprised the dollar is even valid in California.

[XXXsmittyXXX]

20 whole dollars... I'm hoping your paycheck is at least 400 dollars because 20 dollars really is nothing. <3

[25thhour]

If I do it fast I can make like 50 bucks an hour shoveling driveways.

[Izzy]

So wait... You didn't get the 20 dollars?

[DotKritic]

Originally Posted by XXXsmittyXXX

20 whole dollars... I'm hoping your paycheck is at least 400 dollars because 20 dollars really is nothing. <3

My paycheck is usually around $450-$550 during the holidays and breaks, but it dips to around $200-$250 while I'm in classes.

Bi-weekly.

edit: Texas is recession proof. Still waiting on the gas prices to go back down below $2 again.

[virus003]

Originally Posted by DotKritic

My paycheck is usually around $450-$550 during the holidays and breaks, but it dips to around $200-$250 while I'm in classes.

Bi-weekly.

edit: Texas is recession proof. Still waiting on the gas prices to go back down below $2 again.

What's the gas prices at over there. It's coming up on 3$ per gallon over here in California.