Diary of a Mad Gamer

Travis_Flesher · 03-5-2015, 11:46 AM

Diablo 2: LOD Day 3:
The madness has sneakily crept into me from the crevasse created in the couch beneath my ass. I rattle the empty mountain dew container. "Damn, I don't want to yell for help and raise alarm. It's just corn syrup" I think to myself.
The 16-bit grunts of Bear the druid mock me through the Dolby speakers. I quickly look away but my eyes are dilated and abused from staring at the unnatural glow of a television screen in a dimly lit apartment project for thirty six and a half hours. Outside the snow falls to the earth in big wet clumps. "Kind of like the rain in Tristram" I fondly think. But I don't go outside anymore.
My life is here now with you guys.

Eerily specific gamertags keep me from forgetting my government name, but often in darker forums monikers like "bluntsmoker69" and "Ogthrop the High Elf" allow me to become completely lost within the pages of the internet, forgetting who I am entirely. An empty corn chip bag shuffles across the floor. The quest for the horadrim is nigh. "Damn you, Deckard Caine, if you didn't sound so much like Sean Connery I wouldn't be so loyal you sonofabitch" I say as I explode into laughter.

**gold stinger** · 03-5-2015, 11:48 AM

god help me you used an actual signature for your signature.

**Charu** · 03-5-2015, 11:56 AM

Why you shirtless in your avatar?

**Riotpolice** · 03-5-2015, 12:00 PM

Dat siggy O.O

**gold stinger** · 03-5-2015, 12:00 PM

that wasn't very nice Charu - lots of people have themselves shirtless as their avatar over the internet.

**reuben_tate** · 03-5-2015, 12:03 PM

Yes, but those people chose to have that as their avatar

**Charu** · 03-5-2015, 12:06 PM

If we stay in here, will we too become a Mad Gamer?

**andy-o24** · 03-5-2015, 12:16 PM

But where are days one and two?

-o24

**_Zenith_** · 03-5-2015, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charu

Why you shirtless in your avatar?

He looks aryan imo

**Hakulyte** · 03-5-2015, 01:44 PM

You should try /players 8 if you didn't yet. It will make your experience very different. It emulates like you created a game with 8 players, which makes the monsters stronger, but also give you more exp. You can lower it a little if it doesn't feel efficient yet.

**Kanzas** · 03-5-2015, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

He looks aryan imo

Hey, that's racist. He looks like a member of the real IRA.

**_Zenith_** · 03-5-2015, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kanzas

Hey, that's racist. He looks like a member of the real IRA.

Haha that's not racist at all.

Also when did Aryan become a race?

EDIT: Apparently it's a "racial grouping" but I've always thought of them as a group than a race because cmon, who has seen an Aryan that wasn't White/Caucasian?

If you have please pic, I wanna see

Travis_Flesher · 03-5-2015, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

who has seen an Aryan that wasn't White/Caucasian?

**_Zenith_** · 03-5-2015, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis_Flesher

Thank you kind sir

Now I can say that I've seen one

choof · 03-6-2015, 10:01 PM

shoutouts to neo-nazism

03-5-2015, 11:46 AM	#1
Travis_Flesher Champion Join Date: May 2011 Location: Roanoke, VA Age: 35 Posts: 788	Diary of a Mad Gamer Diablo 2: LOD Day 3: The madness has sneakily crept into me from the crevasse created in the couch beneath my ass. I rattle the empty mountain dew container. "Damn, I don't want to yell for help and raise alarm. It's just corn syrup" I think to myself. The 16-bit grunts of Bear the druid mock me through the Dolby speakers. I quickly look away but my eyes are dilated and abused from staring at the unnatural glow of a television screen in a dimly lit apartment project for thirty six and a half hours. Outside the snow falls to the earth in big wet clumps. "Kind of like the rain in Tristram" I fondly think. But I don't go outside anymore. My life is here now with you guys. Eerily specific gamertags keep me from forgetting my government name, but often in darker forums monikers like "bluntsmoker69" and "Ogthrop the High Elf" allow me to become completely lost within the pages of the internet, forgetting who I am entirely. An empty corn chip bag shuffles across the floor. The quest for the horadrim is nigh. "Damn you, Deckard Caine, if you didn't sound so much like Sean Connery I wouldn't be so loyal you sonofabitch" I say as I explode into laughter. __________________ DragonRip Last edited by Travis_Flesher; 03-5-2015 at 04:29 PM..

03-5-2015, 01:44 PM	#10
Hakulyte the Haku Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 35 Posts: 4,518	Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer You should try /players 8 if you didn't yet. It will make your experience very different. It emulates like you created a game with 8 players, which makes the monsters stronger, but also give you more exp. You can lower it a little if it doesn't feel efficient yet. Last edited by Hakulyte; 03-5-2015 at 01:45 PM..

03-6-2015, 10:01 PM	#15
choof Banned Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 8,563	Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer shoutouts to neo-nazism

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