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Originally Posted by purebloodtexan
Emo chick: Ugh, you're too far to the left! *Slit* No, you're too deep! *Slit* Not so hard! *slit*
You: I'M GOING AS SOFT AS I - You know what, to hell with this. You're pathetic drunk as you are sober, and there's blood all over the bed.
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Emo: I hate the world *cry* I don't know if I can handle this right now *cry*
Me: WTF?
Emo: Everything is so wrong in my life, all the guys I've been with have left me *cry*
Me: WTF? Let's ****, cmon. You begged me to.
Emo: Tell me the truth, Are you going to leave me?
Me: *pondering* ..........No baby, you mean everything to me, I'll never leave you forever.
Emo: Ok, but lets make it special.
Me: .....whatever
....Good Sex for 2 minutes.....
Emo: Stop. You're going to fast. Let's not just "have sex". Let's "make love"
Me: .......whatever.
....boring sex for six hours......
Me: I'm gonna cum *cough* (finally)
Emo: Lets do it together.
Me: No
....Pull out, cum on her face....
Emo: Why did you do that baby?
Me: Peace. Don't call me.
Emo: *cry* come back baby!
.....I leave....
Emo: *cry* I guess I should cut myself.