1 point:
Picture of you with your finger up your nose
Picture of you doing a handstand
Picture of bubblewrap
2 points:
Picture of a dunkaroo - Not going to happen
Picture of a cat tree (at least 3 levels of tree) - +1 per cat on the tree
Picture of a bullet (unfired, any caliber)
Picture of shoes with at least 5" platforms - Shoe Store Tomorrow.
Picture of you blowing a bubble
3 points:
Picutre of a Dungeons & Dragons The Movie DVD - +2 points if it is not wrapped
Picture of a live lobster - Most likely not happening. We don't have any fancy super markets in the area and the Red Lobster is 30 minutes away.
Picture of you on a motorcycle
Picture of a car with government license plates - Tomorrow on base.
5 points:
Picture of you licking a real boat (aka, not a toy boat) - +2 points if it's in the middle of a body of water
Picture of an old-school VW beetle (the ones with the engine in the back)
Picture of you with a mullet person (someone with a mullet) - Not happening, I've never seen anyone with a mullet.
Picture of something in the process of being knitted
Picture of a 5x5x5 Rubix Cube - 4 is the shiz
Picture of you on a pommel horse - Tomorrow at the gym
8 points:
Picture of you AND 2 mannequins touching each other in naughty places - Tomorrow at Kohls
Picture of a mailbox in the shape of a house - Maybe
Picture of you and 5 other people in a phonebooth - Not happening, no phone booths where I live.
Picture of an inflatable sno-globe (like in that commercial) - Out of season. Not happening.
Picture of you wearing Invader Zim underwear - Maybe.
10 points:
Picture of the mouth of a person who has a golden tooth - Maybe
Picture of a car with classic car license plates
Picture of a tombstone in which the person died before 1800 - Pre 1900 maybe.
Picture of you inside a locker - Tomorrow.
15 points:
Picture of a 6-fingered hand (You killed my father, prepare to die!) - must be on a living human being, and real. - No
Picture of you eating a ratburger - must be a real rat, and you must take an actual bite... only real proof would be for a dead rat, uncooked, unskinned... have fun. - No, I am not like Mr. Nothing.
25 points:
Picture of you with Tass - Funny.