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whorlichan · 06-11-2006, 01:08 AM

You know, Omega, it's very strange you should mention that evil twin thing.

Because when my mom was pregnant with me, they told her she had twins. Then they hurriedly changed their mind and only I was born (maybe I ATE the other twin in the womb).

They did it again with my brother...told her she was pregnant with twin girls, and only he was born. Strange, no?

But back to your post. There is no twin. There is no Whorlichan 2.0. And since I'm approximately 8 billion times more awesome than his last girlfriend, he'd have to score with someone a) richer than Bill Gates, b) hotter than Angelina before she got preggo, and c) for some reason willing to settle for less than Jonny Depp. Somehow, I do not think this will happen.

And if it does, I have a tiny bomb implanted in his brain, and remote controls placed with pirate ninja monkeys in every city he's traveling to. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE WHORLI.

06-11-2006, 01:08 AM	#86
whorlichan Tiny Plastic Meat Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Valley, Los Angeles Age: 40 Posts: 669	Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi. You know, Omega, it's very strange you should mention that evil twin thing. Because when my mom was pregnant with me, they told her she had twins. Then they hurriedly changed their mind and only I was born (maybe I ATE the other twin in the womb). They did it again with my brother...told her she was pregnant with twin girls, and only he was born. Strange, no? But back to your post. There is no twin. There is no Whorlichan 2.0. And since I'm approximately 8 billion times more awesome than his last girlfriend, he'd have to score with someone a) richer than Bill Gates, b) hotter than Angelina before she got preggo, and c) for some reason willing to settle for less than Jonny Depp. Somehow, I do not think this will happen. And if it does, I have a tiny bomb implanted in his brain, and remote controls placed with pirate ninja monkeys in every city he's traveling to. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE WHORLI. __________________ Goddess of Chocolate Sauce First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities My lame LJ My friend Cassie's amazing photography