12-10-2004, 09:25 PM
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(The Fat's Sabobah)
  
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Palm Springs, California
Posts: 11,711
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Originally Posted by Eyes_Rutherford
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird
Dear Ms. Lady,
Get puppy. They are bigger than smaller animals, like birds, but not bigger than bigger animals, like elephants and Chuck Norris. They dont smell that bad, except for when they do. Get it? DOOO? I am funniest. Okay, Chuck Norris is not a good pet, because Chuck Norris requires lots of wood to karate kick and a lot of ninjas to eat. And Chuck Norris needs a lot of room to karate kick and stuff than puppies. You only need to feed a puppy like once a week or something. And if the puppy dies, you can always get another one, unlike Chuck Norris, because there is only one chucK Norris. I capitalized the wrong letter.
Love,
The Smartest Veterinarian Ever.
P.S. When a puppy is no longer a puppy, but a dog, you have to flush it down the toliet because then it will be too big and will probably kill you.
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What in the world does Chuck Norris have anything to do with anything
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No. The real question is "what doesnt Chuck Norris have anything to do with anything." We are beyond logic when Chuck Norris is thrown into the equation.
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