[All_That_Chaz]

Hammy I don't need to tell you how important you've been to me. Your friendship has honestly been an incredibly high point in my life. Everyone who gets to know you is glad that they did and it's because of your kindness, sincerity, honesty, and uh, ability to destroy more wings than I ever could hope to. The fact that I even got to meet you at all is so random but I couldn't imagine how things would be different if I hadn't. I probably would have left FFR 7 years ago. I wouldn't have met my current sweety. I might've even grown up. How horrifying would that be?!

So Happy Birthday, Hamsquad. Don't be a stranger. I'll always miss you.

This is me if we never met.



...wait, I'd never have gotten into OTH if we never met. Whatever, I'd be dead. That's the joke. Because death's funny. This post isn't funny.

I got you a cookie cake, but that cookie was junk, so I threw it away.

ps let's make more sox and friends stuff<3