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I guess I'll be the first person to say I effing hated it.

Before I get ripped apart by all those who loved it and will say things like, "OMG U DIDNT WATHC TEH FRIST ONES DID U", I did watch the first three, and they were pretty good.

This abridged script does a pretty good job describing my feelings about it.

I honestly tried to take it seriously, but right about the time I looked up from my popcorn to see Shia LeBeouf swinging from vines with a crap-ton of monkeys, I just couldn't do it anymore.