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Zapmeister · 10-23-2015, 05:27 PM

You're playing poker with a tiger, a hippopotamus, a cat, a lizard, a hamster, and a stegosaurus. You're holding Qd Qs and the flop is 4h 10h 9h. The tiger is playing with its own tail and lazing around and looking really carefree, and is engaging in a sticking-tongue-out contest with the lizard, and checks. The hippopotamus immediately calmly checks while showing no emotion. The cat meows at nobody in particular and continues to obsessively lick its paws and bets 120% of the pot. The lizard immediately folds. The hamster and stegosaurus already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Where did you get the image in your signature from?

Suppose that you let yourself be duct taped to a ceiling fan and that you know the fan is secure enough to hold you in place without crashing to the ground. The ceiling fan's rotational speed is easily controllable by someone else. What's the maximum speed of the ceiling fan that you'd allow yourself to be spun round before the sensation stops being fun and becomes uncomfortable for you? (Assume the point that doesn't rotate is on your stomach, and you're facing the ground. The spinning will last two minutes)

What do you think was the funniest thing that happened in all of ffr history since you joined?

10-23-2015, 05:27 PM	#9
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: !!! You're playing poker with a tiger, a hippopotamus, a cat, a lizard, a hamster, and a stegosaurus. You're holding Qd Qs and the flop is 4h 10h 9h. The tiger is playing with its own tail and lazing around and looking really carefree, and is engaging in a sticking-tongue-out contest with the lizard, and checks. The hippopotamus immediately calmly checks while showing no emotion. The cat meows at nobody in particular and continues to obsessively lick its paws and bets 120% of the pot. The lizard immediately folds. The hamster and stegosaurus already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming? Where did you get the image in your signature from? Suppose that you let yourself be duct taped to a ceiling fan and that you know the fan is secure enough to hold you in place without crashing to the ground. The ceiling fan's rotational speed is easily controllable by someone else. What's the maximum speed of the ceiling fan that you'd allow yourself to be spun round before the sensation stops being fun and becomes uncomfortable for you? (Assume the point that doesn't rotate is on your stomach, and you're facing the ground. The spinning will last two minutes) What do you think was the funniest thing that happened in all of ffr history since you joined? __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th